Posted by Phil on May 11, 2002, at 11:07:42
In reply to Re: ode to my colon » beardedlady, posted by Krazy Kat on May 11, 2002, at 9:37:04
Hope that comes out okay and I'm getting a reading that it will.
Had one of those in the mid 80's for another problem. Had to leave that office, walk an outdoor corridor to another building for a Barium enema. The doc's last name was Crouch, really.
I've heard they no longer use the, what looked like a 15" shiny steel pain machine anymore. When I was waiting for the doc, a nurse came in, stood behind me(I'm laying face down with my feet in some stirrups)and she raises, uh, my moon to a forty five degree upward angle. I don't know how long that took but it seemed like days. The nurse leaves, I glance to my right at this shotgun barrel torture telescope and think to my dumb ass self, wonder who he uses that thing on?
I swear though, the worst part was the night before when I had to drink that Fleet's saline crap. I still get sick at the thought. I told my girlfriend on the way home that I felt like I had been raped.
Whoever that Senator is that Krazy Kat mentioned is a sick, sick man.Sorry for the graphic nature of this post..not really,
Phil
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