Posted by sar on November 6, 2001, at 23:07:15
In reply to Re: No, no ... » sar, posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 11:21:04
> Sar
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> I was ready to tell you that you don't qualify because you have to be legally married, no young chicks with big floats, the hubbies may get restless if we ask them to return to more mature wives.
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> Then I was all happy to hear about your new job, but oh my gosh it's with us. Are you aware that this is a non-profit organization? We work to improve the mental health of all adults.
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> Who knows though you may find yourself a fun-loving sugar daddy? Whose to say that there are no benefits?
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> Welcome Aboard
> PR rep Sar
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> ps perhaps you could also work in our verification department
> this is a pure sweat labour of love deprartmentyou crack me up, sweetheart...
re: more mature wives--cook better, more sexual experience, more money, mo' smarter, don't run off at keggers to snort shitty crystal meth
when i was 18, a man seriously offered to me my sugar daddy! i said no. oh the stupidity of youth...
"We work to improve the mental health of all adults." i think that's great, i love playing matchmaker anyway, and i'm technically an adult so wouldn't i be enrolled in your 401k plan or whatever?? having insurance sho' would improve my mental health.
work in the verification dept too? what do you think i am, a slave? as long as its okay with you that i keep a flask in the drawer...
love,
sar
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