QUESTION: How many dogs does it take to change a l

Posted by susan C on August 31, 2001, at 18:47:34

In reply to Re: Longgggg Weekend -- Don't disappear!!, posted by akc on August 31, 2001, at 17:31:52

For the weekend ahead:
QUESTION: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us,
and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!
Rottweiler:
Make me.
Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he
finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
German Shepard:
Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID,
"STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"
Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Cat:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question
is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
If I insulted anyone or their dog, my sincerest apologies.
The mouse enjoying the dark and quiet for the weekend (starting Sunday)
> > Why don't we declare a "worry free" holiday when we can put aside all our crud for a few days? Oh, that's right, that's why we have benzos!
>
> I am just afraid everyone will disappear for three days, instead of just two -- Willow and I get lonely sometimes. By the way, where are you today, Willow, my dear?
>
> akc

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Longgggg Weekend akc 8/31/01
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Re: Longgggg Weekend -- Don't disappear!! akc 8/31/01
QUESTION: How many dogs does it take to change a l susan C 8/31/01
Re: Longgggg Weekend Kristi 8/31/01
Re: Longgggg Weekend sar 9/1/01

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