Posted by kazoo on August 24, 2001, at 0:10:12
In reply to Re: Alien abductions on the increase, posted by dreamer on August 23, 2001, at 20:54:32
> Kazoo has aquired vast knowledge over the years and his wise banter is very valuable to us here.
> The only xplaination has to be abduction.
> Lets hope they beam him back in one piece soon them greys can be so mean, all self self self.^^^^^^^^
Thank you, my dear, you hit the nail on the head. Little did anyone know that I was recently whisked away to some planet in the shape of a large mattress and used as a sex slave to a race of Amazon women ... talk about your Bay of Pigs, but I won't go there right now ... however, it was only a matter of time before they tired of my unique dullness; hence, was gleefully and safely returned to the all comforts of home and all the aggravation that goes with the territory ... funny thing, though: they wanted to know who this "Willow" and "Dreamer" person(s) were, to which I responded: (fill in the blank)."Be it ever so crumble, there's no place like Rome."
(world-traveler) kazoo (now back in the good ol' U.S.A.)
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