Posted by Adam on March 16, 2001, at 17:37:54
In reply to Re: And now for something exactly the same! » Cam W., posted by mars on February 14, 2001, at 10:46:21
Did someone mention philosphers? Why, I feel a song coming on...
Ohhhhhh!
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stableHeidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could drink you under the tableDavid Hume could outconsume
Wilhelm Freidrich HegelAnd Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as SchlegelThere's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya'
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was per-man-ent-ly pissed!John Stuar Mill of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly illPlato they say could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every dayAristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dramAnd Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am!"Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!
Brought to you courtesy of the Three Bruces.(Obligatory disclaimer: I do not normally find the abuse of alcohol, crude idioms, or the careless hurling of homophobic epithet's to be amusing or edifying (well, I do like the odd crude idiom), but this is satire. Thank you for your patience.)
> Cam, I think that the fact that you were raised on Python too is part of your general appeal. I think there's a Sartre connection here too...or maybe it's Wittgenstein.
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> Happy VD, Pythoneers!
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> mars
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> > Hey Mars - "Whot's on the telly?"
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> > I have the scripts from all of the shows. Kinda scary to know that I was raised on Python, too, huh. - Cam
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