Posted by shar on November 9, 2000, at 13:08:44
In reply to Re: Treatise for the Ladies of Lumptonia » Emmanuela, posted by B Day on November 9, 2000, at 12:46:40
Esteemed Labassator,
I hate to beat a dead horse (so to speak), but must I remind you once again that you need to be ready to salute the single Lumptonian females on demand? Should you insist upon relieving yourself of this responsibility (so to speak) you might find yourself in the midst of an uprising, or in midst of an angry group if no uprising occurs. Ssssiiiiigggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I am amazed how often I must remind you of your responsibility, and still you take things into your own hands!
To the Doghouse!
The Right Honorable Herstorical Curator and High Priestess of Research
> > As Prime Ministress, but more importantly, National Choreographer, we're considering whether our esteemed Ambassador needs a Spell Checker (a position needing to be filled), or needs to simply pantomime his thoughts and words. Being politically astute, the Prime Ministress is finding it more and more difficult to believe that our esteemed Ambassador would inadvertently transpose words.
> > We may be asking for a recount.
> >
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> Dearest Prime Ministeress Emmanuela,
>
> The Ambassador's eyeballs stared in horror and disbelief at the implication of the confused sentence which his new fingers wrote. His eyeballs then glared at his new fingers, but the fingers only pointed back accusingly. Concerned with these strange manifestations the Ambassador contacted The Personal Medical Council To The Ambassador.
>
> The three council members quickly diagnosed the problem which, as it turns out, emanates from two of the lower regions of the Ambassador's private area. They assured the Ambassador that the condition was easily remediable, but preferred he take the matter in his own hands. By doing so they believe his condition and it's associated discoloration will soon disappear.
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> On a positive note they all agreed that particular shade of blue matches the Ambassador's eyes very well.
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> Your loving Labrassator,
>
> B
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