Posted by B Day on November 8, 2000, at 12:19:13
In reply to Treatise for the Ladies of Lumptonia, posted by shar on November 8, 2000, at 11:15:44
> I am sure our Esteemed Ambassador would agree with those loving words for the Ladies (especially those without a WH), and should be released from the dog house forthwith and anent.
>
> The Right Honorable Herstorical Curator and High Priestess of Research
>Dearest Right Honorable Herstorical Curator and High Priestess of Research,
The Ambassador and the Havenmaster are very much in accordance regarding our affection for and commitment to the fair lumpettes of our land.
As such, I, the Ambassador...
...will always stand by your side, defend you against any and all enemies, listen attentively when you need an ear, be broad shouldered when you need one to cry on. I will support your decisions even if I think you are wrong. I will love and honor your very existence.
And in harmony with the wishes of The Right Honorable Herstorical Curator and High Priestess of Research, I agree to make myself available to the ladies of Lumptonia (including those who are single) if they need, at times, to call on the Ambassador to help in making their wholes more live.
Long live the Ambassador! Wooof, wooof!
From The Couch Of The Dog House Of The Office Of The Ambassador Of Lumptonia...
Your feisty servant,
Ambassador B
poster:B Day
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