Posted by B Day on November 7, 2000, at 22:47:15
In reply to I'm so confused......, posted by Greg on November 7, 2000, at 21:31:40
> All,
>
> While lazing lackidaisically in a lounging,
> laticious lump I realize that I am largely lacking in the energy to catch up on the days events.
>
> Can someone capsulize for me?
>
> An unmotivated Havenmaster (Honorary Citizen Supreme)
>
> Heavy SSSSSIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHH.....
>
> P.S. I stayed home from work today as lumpage sounded like a viable option...
Well, SSShhhhhhhheeeeewwwwwwww!!!We have a new Prime Ministeress: Emmanuela.
We have a new Seer and Lumpacle: S. Howard.
Racer The Messiah ran off again.
The Prime Ministeress is now also the Lumptonian National Choreographer.
The Lumptonian femininery have been cackling something about "forming nubile young slaves made from ginger snaps".
Our Esteemed Historical Curator Shar is now also the High Priestess Of Theoretical Realities.
Angela5 and SGH brought us news that Starbuck's now delivers.
The Ambassador has been catchin' hell all day for murdering the Queen's English and offending the sensibilities of the fair lumpettes of our land.
The Sterling CPE Carol has been "fraternizing" with her WH on the couch.
Several more good tips for quality Lumping were brought and discussed.
Racer The Messiah showed back up spewing new words of wisdom and snuggling with her pet sloth.
It was determined that Christina is a Blob-Lump.
A cover-up was launched to strike any evidence of the Ambassador's less than stellar behavior from the New Holy Writings.
Red wine was chosen as the Lumptonian National Drink.
Noa used a bunch of big words that made the Ambassador's head heart.
My beloved Sterling CPE was discovered to be a midget from Tennessee.
Oh, did I mention that you and I have been drafted into, as nearly as I can understand, some sort of nationalized gigolo service.
So that's about all. It's been kind of a slow day. Probably due to the elections. Altogether I'd say the nation used less than three watts.
Ambassador B
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