Posted by Racer on November 6, 2000, at 12:15:26
Argh!
Can you believe it, they expect me to PRODUCE something? What's up with that?
That's right, I accepted a contract to produce some training materials. I almost had to give up my sofa, but the guy who prepared the content put in a buncha formatting which I can't strip. It's inspired me to formulate some Laws of Lumpkinism.
Nota Bene: I did not get off the sofa to create these. Nor did I produce any actual work. In fact, making these laws helped me avoid the latter.
In Lumptonia, no one will be allowed to fomat documents without knowledge equal or superior to my own.
No one will be allowed to have knowledge superior to my own.
Nubile young slaves will be assigned to do my formatting for me.
Those same slaves will drop off the ginger snaps on their way to the computer.
Thank you for your time.
poster:Racer
thread:2146
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