Posted by Rzip on October 19, 2000, at 8:04:38
In reply to Re: The Hundred Dollar Visit, posted by pullmarine on October 18, 2000, at 1:49:05
> Hi John,
I am responding because I want to make sure that you are heard and acknowledged. There have been some issues on this board about oil, squeaky wheels, and such analogies. I have also read some of your other posts on PB (the medical board).
Rzip
The Hundred Dollar Visit
>
> A man went to a doctor
> and sat down in a chair
> and the shrink he said,
> 'now tell me sir,
> why does it hurt and where?'
> And the patient said 'I will tell you no lie,
> I've a painful hole right here in my life
> and he opened his heart so wide, so wide
> that the doctor, for 100 bucks,
> he climbed right inside
> and said 'ho ho ho ho, now isn't this fun!'
> as he tried his costly chemicals one by one.
> And the patient cried, 'you're hurting me so.
> Please put down your pills and let me go'
> But the shrink he replied with a 'HO HO HO!
> I've still a dozen psycho-active pills to go.'
> 'OOPS! That's the wrong one, I do confess,
> but what's one psychotic nerve more or less?'
> Then suddenly the door went 'Bam!'
> And the patient was gone despite his doctor's plan
> Where he went, one can only guess
> To north or south or east or west
> he left no forwarding address,
> but what's one psycho more or less?
>
> based on a poem by shell silverstein.
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