Posted by llrrrpp on June 10, 2006, at 11:53:45
In reply to Life quiz, posted by curtm on June 9, 2006, at 20:09:40
> 1) Too much _________ is bad.
Death, coffee, drugs, hygiene
>
> 2) Too much _________ is good.
>
Love, snow, rainbows, tulips
> 3) Not enough _________ is bad.Sweets, cuddles, magic markers, salt, caring, basil, detergent
>
> 4) Not enough _________ is good.Hate, calories, bacteria, fumes, pollution, spite, strife, insects,
>
> Essay Question:
> When you leave your zipper down, ___.
>
Dear Essay Committee,
I do not have the willpower to write a 5 paragraph essay on this topic. Please accept my abstract, below.Leaving my zipper down makes me feel like a moron. I wonder how many ways there are to conceal my fly. Then I ponder the best way to rectify the situation. In the end, at least I can laugh at myself a few days later.
> Bonus Question:
> When you grill kabobs in the rain, you get ___.fewer flare-ups. natural meat tenderizer.
Curtm, I need to eat more protein. mmm. kebabs. I'm going to thaw some of my Omaha beef for tonight.
I've been eating too many noodles lately. too many sweets. too much espresso. too much sorbet and ice cream.
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