Posted by cockeyed on May 12, 2005, at 15:05:01
This is my shout out to me: "Calloo, Callay, oh what a frabjous day! My heartburn is heartburn and not the big one...the massive tsunami of an artery...the killer heart attack. I'm 'sposed to take my meds with pepcid. Hey, I'm a manly man, I don't need no stinkin' pepcid. [It costs too much] But, voila, I do need a little pep". I take all my meds in a shot glass...old habit you know...knock it on down like a big boy...only the combination of heart and head meds leads to manly man stomach acid...HEARTBURN! I feel like scrooge on Xmas day. Oh, what a happy clown am I. I can play. I'm 63 and I can play. I guess washing down my celexa or prozac and gabapentin
[neurontinin] with a glass of coffee is not too,
shall I be civil? No way. It is effin stupid, lazy, and worstest of all, has a way of catching up with one] So, a shot and a glass of skim milk. SKIM MILK! You bet, I love the stuff. a shot glass of pills and a side of skim milk. Oh, I'm a never quite recovering alcoholic, and this is bliss. No more shot and a Piels for breaky, now I can delight in the light of right. I'm still nuts, but I can go out and sledge hammer rocks and act like a goon with my grandkids. I suffer from heartburn. Man, but I am so damn thick and stupid. I have to learn to listen to my doctor, who happens to be my wife. Why is she allways right? I gotta find out that one. But I was terrified that I'd be consigned to the Cath Lab. Sorry to be such a nerk, but I am so glad that I can go out and just do stuff. Heck, maybe I'll go fly a kite like the kite surfers I can see soaring over the waves. Whoopie! with gratitude, Cockeyed.
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