Posted by MARTY on April 9, 2006, at 16:12:22
In reply to Re: What do you take for insomnia? » MARTY, posted by TylerJ on April 9, 2006, at 14:25:05
> LOL...I really did laugh out loud! :) You crack me up Marty.
:P Don't worry I'm sure I have more fun writing those kind of post that you have reading it. It's so therapeutic to laugh at those serious matters with (the rare) people who also knows and live in that "crazy world" with Pdoc, meds etc..
> I picture your pdoc as a little lady, not too old, not too bright. And when you say, "How about if we try this," she says, "yes, good idea Marty, and we could also try this too...I don't THINK it'll be a problem, although I'm not completely sure, oh, what the hell". And when she sees you the next visit she says, "Now what are you taking Marty"? She has forgotten completely. And when you tell her, she's like...Hmmmm, now why did we put you on that?
YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT THAT ! scares me! LOL Young, inexperienced and more the 'hard studying' kind than the high IQ & passioned type. Just to say as much you got it; As a software engineer I'm sure I could code a software in 15 minutes that would do her job as well as her:
Hi <PATIENT NAME>.
How are you with your <MEMORY ERROR> cocktail ? Ooh sorry to hear.Well maybe we can add <RANDOM MED in Database> at <RANDOM DOSE X mg: Where X is 1/3 times wrong and/or Dangerous IF year PATIENT/KILLED Ratio not yet reached>.
Are you OK with that Marty OR ...?
<OK>
<ELSE AT WILL>
<ALREADY TAKING IT>
<NO THANKS, NOT CURRENTLY SUICIDAL>
<UH? NOT EVEN AVAILABLE IN CANADA>
Answer: _______Thank you <VICTIM NAME>.
Please put a "I agree" check in the box beneath the "LEGAL DISCHARGE" text.PRINTING BLOTTERS ... <ERROR!!!>
Please switch your R/G/B ink cartridge with your Serotonin/Dopamine/Norepinephrine pharmaceutical cartridge so we can apply the "trillion money making, moronic and brain damaging cathecolamines deficiency theory" ...
God, I wish there would have a lot of pdoc reading this post so I could imagine most of them being sure about being the Pdoc described above ... seeking their patients folders looking for a "MARTY, X".
Marty
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