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Funny Spoof On Medications Names (for Women)

Posted by fairnymph on January 2, 2003, at 13:58:11

D A M I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.

St. M A M A' S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to six hours.


E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing
the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait
till they moved out.


P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an
evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves
flirting.


D U M E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing
enjoyment of country &western music.


F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.


M E N I C I L L I N
Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines
as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked now?"


B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and
duration of spending spree.


Extra Strength BUY-ONE-AL
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy
so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a
book by Dr. Laura.


J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary or phone number.


A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
share their life stories with total strangers.


S E X C E D R I N
More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a
headache," syndrome.


R A G A M E T
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging
on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it
herself.

:)


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