Posted by Phil on May 11, 2002, at 10:39:37
In reply to Phil! Next week is Nursing Home Week!!, posted by allisonm on May 11, 2002, at 8:17:14
shhh Allison, Don't want Shar to hear. Okay, I'm happy you asked.....what are we gonna do? Next week,aaaaaaaaaa!
Get a holt(is that Texan)of Clapton and tell him he can't come over that week. Tell him we did a Jonestown, he'll believe anything.
I don't think the mayor will visit this year, do you, A? After last year when Shar reared back with that 3 wood, she can still hit a golf ball 250 yards, and teed off into his crotch. Despite his pain he didn't file charges.
Shar got on the horn to the Daily Flatulance newspaper and on the bottom right of page one, the headline and Shar and the mayors picture along with the headline,"Local nursing home resident Shar Kastic says Mayor Forlorn has no balls and can prove it." The bitter struggle for city funding of Mellow Yellow Nursing Home continues as the mayor said he would appoint somebody to sort it out while still recouperating from the implant operation. He said it didn't bother him to have sheep testicles but he can't drive by a vacant lot without stopping to graze.
The power struggle goes on.
ps. For the golfers reading this, Shar used a Titleist 3 wood, graphite shaft. On hole #1 of our local course, she laid up nicely on the lip of the green..and landed in the sand trap. She requested new balls; chipped within 2" of the cup and one putted from the lip of the green. She's still a champion.
Meanwhile, Mayor Forlorn was being driven off in the ambulance. When quickly questioned by reporters at the Seven Come Eleven Hospital ER, he was weeping. When asked what was wrong, he said he was so happy! How can that be? He said he knows now how to correct his backswing. Well, we all have priorities, eh?
Allison, what was your question?
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