Psycho-Babble Faith Thread 135

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This church is prayer conditioned.

Posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48

The post above got me thinking about the funny signs on churches. Anyone have one to share?

beardy : )>

 

What's missing from CHCH? UR! (nm)

Posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:12:20

In reply to This church is prayer conditioned., posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48

 

Re: Oh, my Gawwwd! what kind of mood are you in? (nm) beardedlady

Posted by wendy b. on June 13, 2002, at 22:59:32

In reply to This church is prayer conditioned., posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48

 

How will u spend eternity, Smoking or Nonsmoking? (nm)

Posted by tabitha on June 14, 2002, at 1:36:12

In reply to This church is prayer conditioned., posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48

 

Avoid burning, apply Son screen (nm)

Posted by tabitha on June 14, 2002, at 1:41:29

In reply to This church is prayer conditioned., posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48

 

If you feel far away from God, who moved? (nm)

Posted by Phil on June 14, 2002, at 6:50:06

In reply to Avoid burning, apply Son screen (nm), posted by tabitha on June 14, 2002, at 1:41:29

 

These are so clever! More, please! wendy b.

Posted by beardedlady on June 14, 2002, at 9:17:12

In reply to Re: Oh, my Gawwwd! what kind of mood are you in? (nm) beardedlady, posted by wendy b. on June 13, 2002, at 22:59:32

Wendela, I love word play, so this fits me perfectly! The church up the road had the prayer conditioning sign out last year. (It's also a way to lighten up the heavy darkness of so much religion these days.)

beardy : )>

 

Jesus Loves You,

Posted by Krazy Kat on June 14, 2002, at 11:24:59

In reply to Re: Oh, my Gawwwd! what kind of mood are you in? (nm) beardedlady, posted by wendy b. on June 13, 2002, at 22:59:32

But Everyone Else Thinks You're an Ass.

 

God doesn't question Your existence (nm)

Posted by Krazy Kat on June 14, 2002, at 11:25:51

In reply to These are so clever! More, please! wendy b., posted by beardedlady on June 14, 2002, at 9:17:12

 

Re: Indeed, He is a Raisin

Posted by wendy b. on June 14, 2002, at 16:49:32

In reply to Jesus Loves You, , posted by Krazy Kat on June 14, 2002, at 11:24:59

Honest-to-god typo at Eastertime, on a huge church sign in Binghamton, NY.

 

I am a rock .....I am a raisin!! (nm)

Posted by Phil on June 14, 2002, at 17:45:42

In reply to Re: Indeed, He is a Raisin, posted by wendy b. on June 14, 2002, at 16:49:32

 

Jesus' tiny meal = a Raisin in the Son (nm)

Posted by tabitha on June 15, 2002, at 1:51:25

In reply to I am a rock .....I am a raisin!! (nm), posted by Phil on June 14, 2002, at 17:45:42

 

Re: Jesus suffered from delusion of grandeur (nm)

Posted by ctrlalt n del on June 15, 2002, at 8:31:19

In reply to Jesus Loves You, , posted by Krazy Kat on June 14, 2002, at 11:24:59

 

Re: Jesus had Schizophrenia and no left brain (nm)

Posted by omega man on June 16, 2002, at 1:51:59

In reply to This church is prayer conditioned., posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48

 

Loved the wedding. Invite me to the marriage-God

Posted by coral on June 16, 2002, at 11:06:28

In reply to This church is prayer conditioned., posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48

"Loved the wedding. Invite me to the marriage." God

"Come over some time. Bring the kids." God

"Don't make me come down there." God

 

Oh, that's good. (nm) coral

Posted by Phil on June 16, 2002, at 11:35:17

In reply to Loved the wedding. Invite me to the marriage-God, posted by coral on June 16, 2002, at 11:06:28

 

Our arms are the only ones .....

Posted by Phil on June 16, 2002, at 11:42:45

In reply to Loved the wedding. Invite me to the marriage-God, posted by coral on June 16, 2002, at 11:06:28

God has to hug his children.

 

Re: Our arms are the only ones .....

Posted by maribeth on June 17, 2002, at 9:38:35

In reply to Our arms are the only ones ....., posted by Phil on June 16, 2002, at 11:42:45

I wish all of you could know my great healer!!
You see we live in a fallen world, God put man on this earth to live in harmony with Him -- but man messed it up and that is why those "bad things happen, not because God caused them. Man does --humankind. But then you see after a time He gave us a second chance -- He sent His son to die for you and me. And of we admit our fallenness, our sin,and ask forgivness of both God and other people, we have that chance to be healed and to live with Him for eternity.. How do I know? He healed me of my addiction and mental illness when no doctor could. He does do it I KNOW !!

 

Re: Church Signs maribeth

Posted by beardedlady on June 17, 2002, at 12:35:18

In reply to Re: Our arms are the only ones ....., posted by maribeth on June 17, 2002, at 9:38:35

Hey, that's great for you! Did you have a church sign to add to this thread?

beardy : )>

 

No Jesus, No Peace...Know Jesus, Know Peace (nm)

Posted by homewood on June 18, 2002, at 6:37:08

In reply to Re: Church Signs maribeth, posted by beardedlady on June 17, 2002, at 12:35:18

 

Church signs

Posted by kiddo on June 18, 2002, at 16:54:43

In reply to This church is prayer conditioned., posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48

It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees

 

Christians, keep the faith... But not from others! (nm)

Posted by kiddo on June 18, 2002, at 16:55:19

In reply to This church is prayer conditioned., posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48

 

Under same management for over 2000 years (nm)

Posted by kiddo on June 18, 2002, at 16:55:52

In reply to This church is prayer conditioned., posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48

 

Too Long for Subject Line

Posted by kiddo on June 18, 2002, at 16:56:54

In reply to This church is prayer conditioned., posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48

Satan subtracts and divides. God adds and multiplies."

 

The best vitamin for a Christian is: B1 (nm)

Posted by kiddo on June 18, 2002, at 16:57:31

In reply to This church is prayer conditioned., posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48


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