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da dancin girl

Posted by rjlockhart37 on June 4, 2020, at 21:46:21

lets make a story time

once upon a time there was a dancing girl called tt, tt likes to listen to music and dance down the street, she has unlimited minintes on her cell phone plan, so tt increased her phone plan to premium. Now tt, got lost while she doown the street, she danced so much ended up another cell phone provider, tt got very confused because thuoghts she unlimited minitunees, the seller told her she must switch immidantly to their premium plan, tt signed up and continued to walk down the street listenin to music on her blutooth earphones. tt danced so much the street she forgot where she was, danced back home. tt had preium fiber internet, but could not get a good connection because she forgot to pay her fibre bill, instead tt got confused again and signed for DSL, she could not get a connection because she forgot to put the phone cord into the plug, tt was very irrtated, she looked all over laptop and tried wireless wifi, tt got mad and cacancled her DSL plan. TT then decided to sign up for sattilite internet, she got installed and forgot to hook it up correcntly, she then put the phone cord in with modem, still no internet. This upset tt, she was so mad, she had to dance down the street with her unlimited music plan, tt ran into another phone provider and got confused agagin, so signed up for another plan. tt was very tired from dancin and wonder where she was again, she decided to call uber, but tt only had lyft on her phone, she got picked up and was back home, and didnt have her debit card linked because it was the wrong service, tt danced up to atm and got cash and paid the driver, alone the way tt got lost again, she realized she had google maps, and decided to find directions, she entered the closet direction on which to go too, tt ended up at the hospital, tt was very tired and forgot what her name was, this upset tt and she was kept over night for obvervation, they gave her prescription for medcine to help her medical needs, she went to go fill it and saw the alochol isle thinking it was the pharmacy, tt bought 2 can of liqior which said take twice daily on the prescription, she then drank the first bottle, made her dance some more to her new music plan, she then got tired and passed out at a park late at night, tt read the prescption instruction again, and drank the 2 liquour bootle and passed out, next day she was not feeling well, she was concerneed it could be side effects from the medication, since it said causes drowsiness, she had a headache, couldnt walk in striaght line, and then start dancing down the street, the police picked her up and took her to jail for public intoxication, tt was released and offically taken home. TT got home and got her cell bills and was charged 500 dollers, plus fibre, and satillte. this made her very upset since she had fibre, satillete, dsl, and hotspot, and did not know how to use any of them. tt drank the 3 liquor bottle and passed out again, she got a eviction noticee when she woke up, for being out so long from dancing. She was very upset, and had to pay the rest of her money. She decided to change her name, offically legal processes and lived happly ever afterr.


Re: da dancin girl

Posted by rjlockhart37 on June 4, 2020, at 22:04:44

In reply to da dancin girl, posted by rjlockhart37 on June 4, 2020, at 21:46:21

crazy story time, next up with be next week


Re: da dancin girl

Posted by rjlockhart37 on June 4, 2020, at 22:05:48

In reply to Re: da dancin girl, posted by rjlockhart37 on June 4, 2020, at 22:04:44

i think rj has lost his mind


Re: da dancin girl

Posted by alexandra_k on June 5, 2020, at 8:07:58

In reply to Re: da dancin girl, posted by rjlockhart37 on June 4, 2020, at 22:05:48


i liked it


Re: da dancin girl

Posted by alexandra_k on June 6, 2020, at 1:41:29

In reply to Re: da dancin girl, posted by alexandra_k on June 5, 2020, at 8:07:58

it was kind of funny and sad at the same time about buying all these different things for reliable internet access...

it's... pertinent... right now. i guess. when we are really well and truly moving into a... lifephase... the planet, i mean. where internet connectivity is... becoming like breathing.

or... is like... having a bank account. having a birth certificate. things like that.


Re: da dancin girl

Posted by alexandra_k on June 6, 2020, at 1:48:50

In reply to Re: da dancin girl, posted by alexandra_k on June 6, 2020, at 1:41:29

it was funny because Cohh's been having problems. He lives someplace that's semi-rural in North Carolina. But of course he's live streaming video-games (including first person shooters like Escape from Tarkov) in, oh, I don't know, I think he likes to say 'buttery 60fps), High Definition... So he wants 100% internet connectivity with no lag. None. Nada.

And he has a tantrum if he drops frames. I mean really. Two year old toddler screaming trantrums. Yes. He does.

And so he ends up paying however much per month for a business plan. Because he can't have any dropped frames. (Maybe I'm being slightly facecious / tongue in cheek)... But... Well... HOnestly... He is being pretty demanding. Yes. But then his livlihood is dependent on it. So... Maybe he should be paying business rates for his internet, really...

And then that is still dropping frames. To the point where sometimes he loses connectivity entirely and needs to re-log, to be fair...

So then paying for a cell.. I don't know... Like a back up internet generator or something that is supposed to kick in in the case of a drop...

Anyway... It just reminded me a lot of what you wrote about. With all the different things going on all the layers of protection so that you don't drop frames. But still...

So it got a chuckle. And some sad feeling.

It reminds me of me buying clothes and stuff, too. I've realised I really don't do at all well with shop assistants. And so what that means is I need to get good at returning stuff. But I don't like doing that, either. So it means that shopping is always a mixed experience for me. When I get something I like that actually fits and still fits nice after I've work it for a couple days and things pad down or after I've washed it and the fabric does what the fabric is going to do (shrink a bit or or shrink a bit or whatever)... I'm happy. But often times it's just a broken-heartedness, really, of a bad decision made. The wrong size. Or it doesn't sit right after it's been washed. It's sad. The waste of money.

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