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Posted by Poet on September 18, 2006, at 20:23:20
In reply to Re: Helpful Hints » Poet, posted by Racer on September 16, 2006, at 14:06:03
Child, how can you see with all that light?
Posted by Racer on September 19, 2006, at 0:47:32
In reply to Question » Racer, posted by Poet on September 18, 2006, at 20:23:20
I have done everything in my power to protect this boy from your idiotic, cockeyed nincompoopery.
Posted by Poet on September 19, 2006, at 9:33:34
In reply to You know -- » Poet, posted by Racer on September 19, 2006, at 0:47:32
No. No, you're not a bad mother. You're just a barking lunatic.
Posted by Racer on September 19, 2006, at 10:24:02
In reply to Re: You know -- » Racer, posted by Poet on September 19, 2006, at 9:33:34
This crying in the morning thing, this depression, let's get that fixed.
Posted by Poet on September 20, 2006, at 21:14:45
In reply to Re: You know -- » Poet, posted by Racer on September 19, 2006, at 10:24:02
I find the key is to think of a day as units of time, each unit consisting of no more than thirty minutes. Full hours can be a little bit intimidating and most activities take about half an hour. Taking a bath: one unit, watching countdown: one unit, web-based research: two units, exercising: three units, having my hair carefully disheveled: four units. It's amazing how the day fills up, and I often wonder, to be absolutely honest, if I'd ever have time for a job; how do people cram them in?
Posted by Racer on September 20, 2006, at 21:49:30
In reply to A Rather Lengthy Pondering » Racer, posted by Poet on September 20, 2006, at 21:14:45
The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here!
Posted by Poet on September 21, 2006, at 19:38:13
In reply to Guess what? » Poet, posted by Racer on September 20, 2006, at 21:49:30
If you like to play fetch don't get a fast dog. All they want to do is show off and they don't care about your stick. If they don't comeback by sundown your out three-hundred dollars.
Posted by Racer on September 21, 2006, at 20:10:03
In reply to Re: Guess what? » Racer, posted by Poet on September 21, 2006, at 19:38:13
Oh, him? He's harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS.
Posted by Poet on September 22, 2006, at 11:14:09
In reply to Re: Guess what? » Poet, posted by Racer on September 21, 2006, at 20:10:03
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
Posted by Racer on September 22, 2006, at 14:09:27
In reply to But » Racer, posted by Poet on September 22, 2006, at 11:14:09
What does it mean, "exact change"?
Posted by Poet on September 23, 2006, at 13:31:34
In reply to I don't understand » Poet, posted by Racer on September 22, 2006, at 14:09:27
I changed the conditions of the test. I got a commendation for original thinking. I don't like to lose.
Posted by Racer on September 24, 2006, at 21:28:27
In reply to Further Confusion » Racer, posted by Poet on September 23, 2006, at 13:31:34
Okaay, make nice, give us the ray gun...
Posted by Poet on September 25, 2006, at 20:22:16
In reply to Re: Further Confusion, posted by Racer on September 24, 2006, at 21:28:27
We are in an enemy wessel. I did not wish to be shot down on our way to our own funeral.
Posted by Racer on September 25, 2006, at 22:32:01
In reply to I Refuse » Racer, posted by Poet on September 25, 2006, at 20:22:16
It is difficult to answer when one does not understand the question.
Posted by Poet on September 26, 2006, at 18:14:38
In reply to Guess I'm destined to be confused... » Poet, posted by Racer on September 25, 2006, at 22:32:01
Perhaps "because it is there" is not sufficient reason for climbing a mountain.
Posted by Racer on September 27, 2006, at 10:28:26
In reply to Re: Guess I'm destined to be confused... » Racer, posted by Poet on September 26, 2006, at 18:14:38
In that case, I have little choice but to sample your beans.
Posted by Poet on September 27, 2006, at 20:45:15
In reply to Re: Guess I'm destined to be confused... » Poet, posted by Racer on September 27, 2006, at 10:28:26
Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt.
Posted by Racer on September 28, 2006, at 1:31:18
In reply to I Beg of You » Racer, posted by Poet on September 27, 2006, at 20:45:15
I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
Posted by Poet on September 28, 2006, at 21:58:43
In reply to For the last time... » Poet, posted by Racer on September 28, 2006, at 1:31:18
So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
Posted by Racer on September 29, 2006, at 17:37:23
In reply to Seriously? » Racer, posted by Poet on September 28, 2006, at 21:58:43
Do you know how much damage this bulldozer would sustain if I just let it roll over you?
Posted by Poet on September 30, 2006, at 22:31:12
In reply to Re: Seriously? » Poet, posted by Racer on September 29, 2006, at 17:37:23
Incredible... it's even worse than I thought it would be.
Posted by Racer on October 2, 2006, at 1:32:28
In reply to I Know » Racer, posted by Poet on September 30, 2006, at 22:31:12
I'd much rather had stayed at home, ironed my hankies.
Posted by Poet on October 2, 2006, at 8:34:47
In reply to You Do Know » Poet, posted by Racer on October 2, 2006, at 1:32:28
Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.
Posted by Racer on October 2, 2006, at 22:46:48
In reply to Though » Racer, posted by Poet on October 2, 2006, at 8:34:47
I should be sincerely sorry to see my neighbor's children devoured by wolves.
Posted by Poet on October 3, 2006, at 9:08:03
In reply to I think you should know... » Poet, posted by Racer on October 2, 2006, at 22:46:48
I forgot to tell you, I also read palms, I swallow swords, I mend my own socks, I never eat garlic or onions, what more could you want of a man?
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