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Posted by gardenergirl on April 18, 2007, at 15:41:21
I have a F*ck You Fairy
Can you imagine?
She flits around whispering and sometimes shouting,
"F*ck you! F*ck you! F*ck you!" at every little thing I do.A very special, very little, little creature,
Gilbert Gottfried in drag could play her.
Cigarette in one hand, tinny, dented wand in the other.
Flitting and flying like a gnat on crack.I have a F*ck You Fairy.
Can you imagine?Do you remember Tinkerbell?
Shhh, let's listen.Silence.
I'm not clapping.
Posted by sleepygirl on April 18, 2007, at 21:58:38
In reply to I have a F*ck You Fairy, posted by gardenergirl on April 18, 2007, at 15:41:21
that was awesome gg (sg claps enthusiastically)
> I have a F*ck You Fairy
> Can you imagine?
> She flits around whispering and sometimes shouting,
> "F*ck you! F*ck you! F*ck you!" at every little thing I do.
>
> A very special, very little, little creature,
> Gilbert Gottfried in drag could play her.
> Cigarette in one hand, tinny, dented wand in the other.
> Flitting and flying like a gnat on crack.
>
> I have a F*ck You Fairy.
> Can you imagine?
>
> Do you remember Tinkerbell?
> Shhh, let's listen.
>
> Silence.
> I'm not clapping.
Posted by gardenergirl on April 19, 2007, at 7:42:44
In reply to Re: I have a F*ck You Fairy » gardenergirl, posted by sleepygirl on April 18, 2007, at 21:58:38
Thanks you. But shhhh, don't clap! You'll bring her back! ;)
namasté
gg
Posted by scratchpad on April 19, 2007, at 8:35:22
In reply to I have a F*ck You Fairy, posted by gardenergirl on April 18, 2007, at 15:41:21
Mine seems to show up sometimes when I go to Chat here. It's so annoying!
oh. maybe mine isn't a fairy....?
sp
Posted by gardenergirl on April 19, 2007, at 16:05:41
In reply to Re: I have a F*ck You Fairy » gardenergirl, posted by scratchpad on April 19, 2007, at 8:35:22
I'm so sorry you have one, too. You don't deserve it. There's only so much you can do with your fingers in your ears while saying, "La la la la la la la". Maybe we can hook them up with some bad *ss trolls? Or elves? I guess there are male fairies, too. Darned good thing they aren't fruit flies with all that reproducing going on...
Namaste
gg
Posted by 10derHeart on April 20, 2007, at 21:58:39
In reply to I have a F*ck You Fairy, posted by gardenergirl on April 18, 2007, at 15:41:21
pssssttt...hey....pssst...over here little FYF...yeah, that's right....closer...got somethin' for ya'.........what's that? oh, you want to know *what* I've got for you? sure, okay, just come a little bit nearer and I'll show you.......
com'on...it's a great, big reward for all your *wonderful* work with gg and scratchpad........ready now?
here it is....just for you, FYF.....
HA!! HA! It's a GIANT, F*CKING FLYSWATTER, PLENTY BIG AND STRONG ENOUGH TO GET RID OF YOU AND ALL YOUR NEGATIVELY IN ONE FELL SWOOP.......SO I THINK I WILL................................
WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and with that, I say, "F*CK YOU, FAIRY!!"
awwwwwwww......all gone....bu-bye, fyf
p.s./disclaimer: "Sometimes, violence is entirely called for and appropriate - even for CareBears."
--so says 10derHeart
Posted by gardenergirl on April 21, 2007, at 0:01:27
In reply to Re: I have a F*ck You Fairy » gardenergirl, posted by 10derHeart on April 20, 2007, at 21:58:39
I think I peed my pants, too. :)
Still laughing,
gg
Posted by Racer on April 21, 2007, at 2:01:54
In reply to Re: I have a F*ck You Fairy » gardenergirl, posted by 10derHeart on April 20, 2007, at 21:58:39
I bow to you, 10der. Your post made me laugh.
In fact, I think it made milk come out my nose. Which is pretty impressive, since I was drinking water...
No clapping. But if it wouldn't bring her back...
Posted by gardenergirl on April 21, 2007, at 8:27:53
In reply to Re: I have a F*ck You Fairy » 10derHeart, posted by Racer on April 21, 2007, at 2:01:54
This morning I was pulling some honeysuckle out of the yard (pernicious plant!). I pulled so hard on one that the stem (heck, actually trunk!) broke at the base, and I stumbled back. A perfect opportunity for the FUF to rear her lovely head.
Maybe she had a late night and is still sleeping it off.
But maybe. Just maybe.
Dare I say it?
She's gone!!!!!!!!!!
Whoopeee! I'd dance for joy, but I'd probably fall down. No sense risking it just yet. ;)
Posted by gardenergirl on April 26, 2007, at 9:14:29
In reply to I think it worked!, posted by gardenergirl on April 21, 2007, at 8:27:53
Are you trying to horn in my FUF action? Well knock it off!
:D
Posted by muffled on April 28, 2007, at 11:55:15
In reply to Re: I have a F*ck You Fairy » 10derHeart, posted by Racer on April 21, 2007, at 2:01:54
Happy for U GG.
Good one 10 der!!!
Posted by gardenergirl on June 20, 2007, at 16:20:57
In reply to I have a F*ck You Fairy, posted by gardenergirl on April 18, 2007, at 15:41:21
Who knew you'd become so notorious, FUF? You better not start bringing an entourage, ya little midgeling. There's no room at this inn for hangers on.
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