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Posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 13:27:01
(sigh) The deputies seem to have imprisoned me in the Social Board. I shall refer to my room here as my "cell." I am only allowed visitors each Wednesday. Does anyone want to be my legal representative? (fade out of site into darkness)
Posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 15:44:52
In reply to My cold, dark, damp cell, posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 13:27:01
Maybe this IS the right place for me. Perhaps I have alienated so many others by now. I think I pissed some people off today. They would be better of if they just threw away the key.
Posted by ClearSkies on May 16, 2006, at 15:57:52
In reply to Day 1 in the hole., posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 15:44:52
Huh? Who'd you annoy?
The boards are set up by subject, according to the statements at the top of the page - like this one is for writing. If we post something that's not appropriate for that board, it gets redirected by Dr Bob or one of the deputies. I was startled the first time it happened to me, like, "what'd I do??" but it keeps discussions in the right place. I have to say that people do have different interpretations of the purposes of boards than I do. Maybe it's a cultural thing. I'd like to cross the street into Politics sometime - except I'm afraid of being run over. Over to Faith - except I'm hopelessly out of my depth there and I might drown.
So instead, I hide out in my little niches, on Social, Substance, Books, and Newbies. Sometimes on other boards, but not often.
Posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 16:06:55
In reply to Re: Day 1 in the hole. » curtm, posted by ClearSkies on May 16, 2006, at 15:57:52
...and if you get into deep trouble, there's a vacant cell next to mine.
Posted by llrrrpp on May 16, 2006, at 16:29:46
In reply to Day 1 in the hole., posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 15:44:52
> Maybe this IS the right place for me. Perhaps I have alienated so many others by now. I think I pissed some people off today. They would be better of if they just threw away the key.
curt, I hope you aren't referring to me?
I'm not alienated! I thought you were being silly, but I wanted to make sure I wasn't missing some secret babble-lingo. remember I'm new here.
come back and hang out on social :)
Posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 18:10:18
In reply to My cold, dark, damp cell, posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 13:27:01
The warden might let me out on probation tomorrow for good behavior. Man the food sucks here!!
Posted by llrrrpp on May 16, 2006, at 18:17:18
In reply to Probation?, posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 18:10:18
> The warden might let me out on probation tomorrow for good behavior. Man the food sucks here!!
Yeah, the food is awful. nothing but consonants and vowels. I hear the food at "Alternative" is pretty good. Organic and whatnot. lots of vitamins, amino acids, and trace minerals. The food at "psycho-babble" tends to upset the stomach, and has a lot of chemical additives. Over at "social", the food is mostly buffalo wings and nachos, which is fine for a treat, but not life-sustaining.
Who's the warden? Why do I suspect you've put yourself here of your own free will? Oh well, we all like to hide out now and then. Hope you retain your visitation rights.
Posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 18:25:07
In reply to Re: Probation?, posted by llrrrpp on May 16, 2006, at 18:17:18
Yes I am the warden. I am also the cook, the gardener, the maid and the fun little pony ride outside Kmart.
I will get work release it looks like. They will have me holding a sign that says "SLOW"
I'm surprised you are still here today. That's cool. Did you get my message about probation in your movie thread?
Have you thought about getting Babblemail turned on?
Posted by llrrrpp on May 16, 2006, at 18:30:18
In reply to Warden/Work release » llrrrpp, posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 18:25:07
Hi curt,
oui oui, I got the probation post. I think I saw chunks of Animal House at a party once. I don't exactly remember how it goes, only that I was too young to be watching it, and my mom got mad! All's well.How do I get babblemail turned on?
Posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 18:50:24
In reply to Re: Warden/Work release, posted by llrrrpp on May 16, 2006, at 18:30:18
First of all, I like your humor. It fits you well and lightens me up.
Well pardner, I dint have no luck doin it the way them FAQ's explaineded bout turnin that Babble-mail on. Am sure I had the right paswerd. 'Stead I jes posted my question a bit on that 'minstruation boards 'til wunna them thar depiteez er marshelz fixed it up fer me. I reckon you could jes Babble-mail one of em, that's the blue link on the name of the person who posted. If'n it ain't blue, it ain't turneded on, like yers. Ya need to go to Gardenergirl, ClearSkies en I ferget the uther wun, o well.
An' heck if'n ya gotta go uoi,uoi then git yersef on o'er to that outhouse.
Posted by llrrrpp on May 16, 2006, at 19:02:24
In reply to Re: Warden/Work release » llrrrpp, posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 18:50:24
> First of all, I like your humor. It fits you well and lightens me up.
>
likewise
> Well pardner, I dint have no luck doin it the way them FAQ's explaineded bout turnin that Babble-mail on. Am sure I had the right paswerd. 'Stead I jes posted my question a bit on that 'minstruation boards 'til wunna them thar depiteez er marshelz fixed it up fer me. I reckon you could jes Babble-mail one of em, that's the blue link on the name of the person who posted. If'n it ain't blue, it ain't turneded on, like yers. Ya need to go to Gardenergirl, ClearSkies en I ferget the uther wun, o well.
>
Well, I just went to fix it up, and I sent you a test b-mail. it cc'd successfully to my e-mail account, so I think it's a done deal.> An' heck if'n ya gotta go uoi,uoi then git yersef on o'er to that outhouse.
The outhouse done got swept away in the flood. Now I'm real poor. I'm not doin' poorly though, 'cause I still got my moonshine and all... by 'moonshine' mean legally obtained psychoactive drugs, of course ;-)
Posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 19:09:53
In reply to Re: Warden/Work release, posted by llrrrpp on May 16, 2006, at 19:02:24
My babble-mail goes to my e-mail at work, so I won't get it until tomorrow. It's a hassle to log on to our ISP and get it. So if you want to leave me a message at night or on the weekend, you can just post it on the Writing Board (my special place I keep there.)
cc to to your babblemail
Posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 19:58:22
In reply to My cold, dark, damp cell, posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 13:27:01
I'm thinking about making a jailbreak tonight! I need an accomplice...
Posted by ClearSkies on May 16, 2006, at 20:09:25
In reply to Re: My cold, dark, damp cell, posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 19:58:22
Sorry, I'm afraid of being deported if I get into any trouble.
Posted by llrrrpp on May 16, 2006, at 20:17:43
In reply to Re: My cold, dark, damp cell » curtm, posted by ClearSkies on May 16, 2006, at 20:09:25
Okay, I'll distract the warden with a mind-trick, and you can slip through the front gate after Larry sedates the guards by slipping something into their chow. But where will you go?
Posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 20:26:41
In reply to Re: My cold, dark, damp cell, posted by llrrrpp on May 16, 2006, at 20:17:43
Catch me if you can!!!! (rasberry)
Posted by llrrrpp on May 16, 2006, at 20:43:03
In reply to I have escaped The long arm of the law, posted by curtm on May 16, 2006, at 20:26:41
The best part about being a fugitive is that you get to go to Wal-Mart and pick out a disguise. Now you can try being a red-head, with a mustache!
yee-haw!
Posted by llrrrpp on May 16, 2006, at 21:06:41
In reply to Re: I have escaped The long arm of the law, posted by llrrrpp on May 16, 2006, at 20:43:03
I'm so bored,
I think *I* might go to Wal-Mart and buy myself a disguise. I think I will go "hip-hop". It'll be righteous. I'll get some bling, and buy some jeans with the right curves. I'll do my nails long and get some freaky attitude.
Babble is sleeping, I think I better follow suit.
Well, thanks curt for being my babble-buddy today
llrrrpp
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