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Posted by Jai Narayan on September 29, 2004, at 15:54:47
ode to my Glutinous maximus
I have a handsome derriere
I strut when we go a walkin
some say it looks like two beavers going at it in a sack
my buttocks exploits my black tights
many have marveled about my backside
some have reached out to touch my behind
I say ooh....
My eyes flash a wicked grin
this is my bottom property
I glimpse my cheeks as I stand in reflection
sometimes my fanny seems to be preoccupied
other times the hams are perky
always hiney is in deep thought
why my posterior is positively maneuvering
often I feel a little behind
but the fundament has flexibility
I get on my haunches
thinking about my heinie
which can lead me to the tail end
hey butt why make a rumpusJai, who is really shy about her **s
Posted by Phil on September 29, 2004, at 19:10:44
In reply to ode to my Glutinous maximus, posted by Jai Narayan on September 29, 2004, at 15:54:47
I'm speechless. I've got that Gomer Pyle look happening.
I may have to sit with this a minute. 8^)
Posted by Jai Narayan on September 29, 2004, at 20:06:17
In reply to Re: ode to my Glutinous maximus, posted by Phil on September 29, 2004, at 19:10:44
Did you know I got a PBC on social babble?
For say I had a nice *ss.
So this is my *ss-kicken reply.
I wrote the word so innocently on social that someone had to tell me I had a PBC.
Otherwise I might have missed it.
So now what do you think?Jai
next poem is Ode to my Donkey
Posted by Phil on September 29, 2004, at 21:01:54
In reply to Re: ode to my Glutinous maximus, posted by Jai Narayan on September 29, 2004, at 20:06:17
Jai,
I'll be in my room.
I wonder if you would have gotten that PBC if you said you had a problematic *ss?
BTW, props to you on that trait.Ode To My Donkey. Sounds ******n'. Know what I ***n?
Posted by Atticus on September 29, 2004, at 21:44:07
In reply to Re: ode to my Glutinous maximus, posted by Jai Narayan on September 29, 2004, at 20:06:17
Karen Kay recently asked me why I don't play on the Social board more, and I said that it was there I racked up PBCs like they were going out of style. I told her it feels like an anal-rententive school-marm is hovering over my shoulder, ready to rap my knuckles with a ruler for any infraction real or imagined. This is a perfect example of that happening. Your humorous response here is undoubtedly the best approach; I tend to slip on rhetorical brass knuckles and take a roundhouse swing at Bobby. Just the way I'm wired, I guess. So it goes. Meanwhile, any thoughts on my poem "Elf Storage"? An impromptu seat-of-the-pants evaluation will do just fine. ;) Atticus
Posted by verne on October 26, 2004, at 16:28:36
In reply to ode to my Glutinous maximus, posted by Jai Narayan on September 29, 2004, at 15:54:47
Jai,
I don't read poetry much - not since "Leaves of Grass" - so I just now found the writing board.
Your writing is very creative and expressive. I was caught off guard at every sentence. Usually poetry becomes tired and predictable for me after the first verse - but not yours.
verne
Posted by Jai Narayan on October 26, 2004, at 18:41:54
In reply to Re: ode to my Glutinous maximus » Jai Narayan, posted by verne on October 26, 2004, at 16:28:36
thank you so much.
I am touched...
please come back to the babble site....
okay.
I do have such good feelings for you verne.
come back, okay?
Jai
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