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Posted by SummerSanders on February 3, 2004, at 15:42:07
This is this lame poem that I wrote today: I know it sucks..What comes up , must come down
Happiness is not a clown
I am paunchy, I am sassy
I can talk, and I am happy
Happy hour with the work crew
I am normal
Just like you
I am funny, really funny
Every day is friggin SunnySweating gallons in the night
I must be a horrid sight
Sleeping in a pool of sweatOh so tired, need a nap
Eat some more food, little snooze
Top it off now, with some good booze
10 pounds, 20 pounds, 30 pounds 40
and i am still a little shorty
No guys like me
Tee hee heeYeah I came
its all the same
no orgasms
none at all
I think I'd rather
go to the mall
Sweet ambien
feel so good, feel so high,
I just ate an entire pieI just woke up this morning,
there was food all over my face
and crumbs on the floor
must have made a late night trip to the kitchen
yeah I'm fat dad quit you're bitchin
feel so calm
Best time of the day
Sleep so deeply
sleep so calm
Posted by SummerSanders on February 3, 2004, at 15:48:46
In reply to Paxil Days Ambien Nights, posted by SummerSanders on February 3, 2004, at 15:42:07
Sorry everybody, that poem was really stupid and disturbing, also over-dramatized and exaggerated. No need to send out the straight jacket. ;)
Posted by Karen_kay on February 4, 2004, at 14:09:07
In reply to Re: Paxil Days Ambien Nights, posted by SummerSanders on February 3, 2004, at 15:48:46
That was great! I'm tempted to write something about my experiences on different medications now... They aren't quite as humorous as yours though... Maybe call it.. "Hallucinations, intoxications, delusions and seclusions"
Posted by SummerSanders on February 4, 2004, at 14:22:36
In reply to I loved it!!!, posted by Karen_kay on February 4, 2004, at 14:09:07
Thank you! You should write one!
Posted by SummerSanders on February 4, 2004, at 19:09:07
In reply to Paxil Days Ambien Nights, posted by SummerSanders on February 3, 2004, at 15:42:07
This is the theme song to that ridiculous poem.
Yes I'm fat I keep on bitchin'
On my way down to the ol' kitchenDon't remember what I said to you
Guess I must have had an Ambien or twoSome people think that I might be crazy
Or maybe just a little too lazyLiving life on my meds
While looking out for the FedsCrash so hard on the Zyprexa
I thought you said it was like Celexa?Might wake up in a week or two
Maybe then I can talk to youChorus
Check me in doc
I'm ready to go oh ohCheck me in doc
I'm ready to go..todayWhat the hell's inside your brain?
are you retarded or completely insaneI ask you now Pfizer and Eli Lilly
Will this one make me act all silly?crazy, lazy, and bipolar two
This one makes you not go pooManic, panic, it's all the same
when your DOING HARD TIME
In my brain-SS
Posted by PoohBear on February 5, 2004, at 11:48:56
In reply to Re: Paxil Days Ambien Nights, posted by SummerSanders on February 4, 2004, at 19:09:07
Posted by thinkfast on February 5, 2004, at 17:07:49
In reply to Paxil Days Ambien Nights, posted by SummerSanders on February 3, 2004, at 15:42:07
not good? what? the rhyme is excellent and they are true thoughts.....I always like the stuff that feels like 'the real deal'....
Posted by Sabino on April 26, 2005, at 9:00:57
In reply to Paxil Days Ambien Nights, posted by SummerSanders on February 3, 2004, at 15:42:07
Summer, time warp respones here...
Did a search on Paxil, and found your poem. I thought it was terrific. I think you have real talent.
I'm giving Paxil a test run. Hope it works. I'm about at the end of my tether.
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