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A monkey goes in a bar

Posted by Phil on July 27, 2014, at 15:10:34

A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:
- Do you have any bananas?
- No,I don't. ( says the barman)
- Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey)
- No,I have not got any bananas!!!
- Do you have any bananas?
- If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter!!!
- Do you have any nails?
- No,I don't.
- Do you have any bananas?

 

Re: A monkey goes in a bar » Phil

Posted by Phillipa on July 27, 2014, at 17:25:27

In reply to A monkey goes in a bar, posted by Phil on July 27, 2014, at 15:10:34

Phil got any bananas ?

 

Re: A monkey goes in a bar » Phillipa

Posted by Phil on July 27, 2014, at 17:50:23

In reply to Re: A monkey goes in a bar » Phil, posted by Phillipa on July 27, 2014, at 17:25:27

no, but i have nails. i can't buy bananas. where i live is the fruit fly capitol of the universe.

 

Re: A monkey goes in a bar » Phil

Posted by Phillipa on July 27, 2014, at 18:47:54

In reply to Re: A monkey goes in a bar » Phillipa, posted by Phil on July 27, 2014, at 17:50:23

Costco says keep in the plastic bag they come in, remove one and put elastic band back on and will stay fresh for three days longer. Think the fruit flies could get in the bags? No more Banana then if you got nails. Phillipa

 

Re: A monkey goes in a bar » Phillipa

Posted by Phil on July 27, 2014, at 19:49:48

In reply to Re: A monkey goes in a bar » Phil, posted by Phillipa on July 27, 2014, at 18:47:54

i rarely eat the bananas i buy but i need banana power.

 

Re: A monkey goes in a bar » Phil

Posted by Phillipa on July 27, 2014, at 20:00:14

In reply to Re: A monkey goes in a bar » Phillipa, posted by Phil on July 27, 2014, at 19:49:48

Chachita banana? Phillipa


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