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Posted by Kath on July 16, 2009, at 18:54:46
No insult intended to the Zen at all. I hope this doesn't offend anyone; if so, it's not my intention. Kath
Zen Sarcasm
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you 're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed......skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
12. Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.
13. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
14. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
16. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
17. There are two theories to arguing with a woman - Neither one works.
18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative.
Posted by Phillipa on July 16, 2009, at 19:09:55
In reply to Joke - Zen Sarcasm, posted by Kath on July 16, 2009, at 18:54:46
Kath what's normal? Who ever argued with a woman and won? Love Phillipa
Posted by Sigismund on July 16, 2009, at 20:43:16
In reply to Joke - Zen Sarcasm, posted by Kath on July 16, 2009, at 18:54:46
Very good, very funny.
Posted by Kath on July 17, 2009, at 21:26:23
In reply to Re: Joke - Zen Sarcasm » Kath, posted by Sigismund on July 16, 2009, at 20:43:16
Posted by TexasChic on July 17, 2009, at 23:53:28
In reply to Joke - Zen Sarcasm, posted by Kath on July 16, 2009, at 18:54:46
That was funny - made me laugh out loud! I especially like: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
So true!-T
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