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Posted by Cass on September 27, 2008, at 13:27:14
CHEERS!
If you had purchased $1,000. of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000. worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
Its called the 401-Keg
A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallon s of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Makes You Proud To Be An American
Posted by seldomseen on September 27, 2008, at 14:52:41
In reply to The best investment!, posted by Cass on September 27, 2008, at 13:27:14
the fact that we invented ranch dressing is enough to make me proud to be an american.
All the rest, well that's just gravy...Seldom
Posted by Nadezda on September 27, 2008, at 17:55:00
In reply to The best investment!, posted by Cass on September 27, 2008, at 13:27:14
900 miles a year???? something sounds wrong with that statistic.
Correct me if I"m wrong, but there are 365 days in a year. 900 divided by 365 is about 2.5. So you're saying that Americans walk, on average, 2.5 miles a day? hmmmm. Someone must be doing one h*ll of a lot of walking, to make up for the people who are getting no exercise whatever.
Nadezda
Posted by Kath on September 27, 2008, at 21:16:22
In reply to The best investment!, posted by Cass on September 27, 2008, at 13:27:14
Posted by Phillipa on September 28, 2008, at 12:41:12
In reply to Re: The best investment!, posted by Nadezda on September 27, 2008, at 17:55:00
You're right we need pedometers. Phillipa is that what they are called?
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