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Posted by Poet on October 22, 2006, at 13:30:19
In reply to I don't want to alarm you, but... » Poet, posted by Racer on October 21, 2006, at 19:14:04
What a husband doesn't know won't hurt his wife.
Posted by Racer on October 23, 2006, at 1:20:39
In reply to I'm Not Alarmed » Racer, posted by Poet on October 22, 2006, at 13:30:19
No, but I think a husband is entitled to an inkling.
Posted by Poet on October 23, 2006, at 19:16:44
In reply to Re: I'm Not Alarmed » Poet, posted by Racer on October 23, 2006, at 1:20:39
You see, François, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, François, I think it would be a mistake."
Posted by Racer on October 23, 2006, at 22:02:00
In reply to Definitely Not Alarmed » Racer, posted by Poet on October 23, 2006, at 19:16:44
Oh, one gets so tired of one's own class--princes and counts and dukes and kings! Everybody talking shop. Always trying to sell you jewelry.
Posted by Poet on October 24, 2006, at 21:08:18
In reply to I am alarmed, rather... » Poet, posted by Racer on October 23, 2006, at 22:02:00
Tonsils! Positively tonsils!
Posted by Racer on October 25, 2006, at 13:18:44
In reply to You Should Be » Racer, posted by Poet on October 24, 2006, at 21:08:18
Do you remember the man who walked into the Bank of Constantinople, and walked out with the Bank of Constantinople?
Posted by Poet on October 26, 2006, at 19:36:17
In reply to I'm feeling nostalgic. Tell me... » Poet, posted by Racer on October 25, 2006, at 13:18:44
Why did I take up stealing? To live better, to own things I couldn't afford, to acquire this good taste that you now enjoy and which I should be very reluctant to give up.
Posted by Racer on October 27, 2006, at 10:09:22
In reply to Re: Tell me... » Racer, posted by Poet on October 26, 2006, at 19:36:17
I have a feeling that tonight you're going to see one of the Riviera's most fascinating sights.
Posted by Poet on October 27, 2006, at 18:40:59
In reply to You know... » Poet, posted by Racer on October 27, 2006, at 10:09:22
There must be something between us, even if it's only an ocean
Posted by Racer on October 29, 2006, at 11:05:01
In reply to I agree » Racer, posted by Poet on October 27, 2006, at 18:40:59
I'll just take my ego for a walk.
Posted by Poet on October 30, 2006, at 21:21:39
In reply to In that case » Poet, posted by Racer on October 29, 2006, at 11:05:01
Oh, I beg your pardon. Was that your leg? I had no idea we were going into a tunnel. I thought the compartment was empty.
Posted by Racer on October 31, 2006, at 10:20:52
In reply to Excuse Me, posted by Poet on October 30, 2006, at 21:21:39
He's not exaggerating a thing, dear. It's all true, every word he isn't saying.
Posted by Poet on November 2, 2006, at 19:53:10
In reply to Re: Excuse Me » Poet, posted by Racer on October 31, 2006, at 10:20:52
Trust me, Madam, your underwear is in good hands.
Posted by Racer on November 3, 2006, at 12:44:01
In reply to No Need to Worry » Racer, posted by Poet on November 2, 2006, at 19:53:10
No, let me go! I've got tides to regulate! Comets to direct! I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms!
Posted by Poet on November 3, 2006, at 16:10:20
In reply to But I do worry! » Poet, posted by Racer on November 3, 2006, at 12:44:01
Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.
Posted by Racer on November 4, 2006, at 1:24:05
In reply to Really, Don't Worry » Racer, posted by Poet on November 3, 2006, at 16:10:20
One more peep outta you, weisenheimer, and I'll butter your necktie.
Posted by Poet on November 4, 2006, at 13:22:00
In reply to You're the one to worry... » Poet, posted by Racer on November 4, 2006, at 1:24:05
Wouldn't that get a little monotonous, just Akron, cold beer and 'poor, poor thing' for two weeks?
Posted by Racer on November 7, 2006, at 1:47:46
In reply to But » Racer, posted by Poet on November 4, 2006, at 13:22:00
Is there a man in the world who suffers as I do from the gross inadequacies of the human race?
Posted by Poet on November 7, 2006, at 16:15:37
In reply to Woe is me » Poet, posted by Racer on November 7, 2006, at 1:47:46
I simply will not sit down to dinner with Midwestern barbarians, I think too highly of my digestive system.
Posted by Racer on November 15, 2006, at 10:48:38
In reply to Re: Woe is me » Racer, posted by Poet on November 7, 2006, at 16:15:37
Go in and read the life of Florence Nightingale and learn how unfitted you are for your chosen profession.
Posted by Poet on November 17, 2006, at 17:26:43
In reply to Re: Woe is me » Poet, posted by Racer on November 15, 2006, at 10:48:38
What, am I supposed to do everything? You want me to fly the airplane, you want me to work the radio, what are you gonna... What are you, the hostess?
Posted by poet on November 23, 2006, at 12:16:22
In reply to Career Change? » Racer, posted by Poet on November 17, 2006, at 17:26:43
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
(Deemed this appropriate, as she ducks, for your online and in real life issues.)
Posted by poet on November 23, 2006, at 12:19:12
In reply to Substitute Poet for Dave » Poet, posted by poet on November 23, 2006, at 12:16:22
Posted by Racer on November 27, 2006, at 22:46:09
In reply to Substitute Poet for Dave » Poet, posted by poet on November 23, 2006, at 12:16:22
I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.
Posted by Poet on November 28, 2006, at 15:05:28
In reply to Let me say » poet, posted by Racer on November 27, 2006, at 22:46:09
Well, I'm sure there have been amazing technological advances in the industry, but surely you must have some sort of training program. It seems unfair to presume I won't be able to learn.
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