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Posted by Lindenblüte on November 11, 2006, at 13:19:54
please respond to this part first. Substitute whatever civil word you want in the [brackets]
Stressful event [ ]
emotion [ ]
body part [ ]
adjective[ ]
occupation [ ]
verb [ ]
number [ ]
thing[ ]
adverb [ ]
adjective [ ]
verb [ ]
thing [ ]
substance [ ]
bodypart [ ]
verb [ ]
emotion [ ]
number [ ]
type of therapy [ ]
verb [ ]
diagnosis [ ]
noun [ ]
adjective [ ]
adjective [ ]
noun [ ]
verb [ ]
place [ ]
number [ ]
verb [ ]
place [ ]
number [ ]
exclamation [ ]
family member [ ]
thing [ ]
Good Job, now respond to the next post!
Posted by Lindenblüte on November 11, 2006, at 13:21:44
In reply to Mad Libs START HERE!!!, posted by Lindenblüte on November 11, 2006, at 13:19:54
It might help if you are able to copy and paste from your previously generated list.
Or you can just write your own story using the words you came up with!
Li kindly requests that you remember to preview your story and make sure it's not uncivil :)
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Therapist:
So, how are you feeling today after [stressful event]?Patient:
I am feeling [emotion] because my [bodypart] is [adj]. This reminds me of the time when I was working as a [occupation] and I [verb] [number] [thing]T:
Ahhh I see, I can sense that you are [adverb] [adj.]. Have you tried [verb+ing] more [thing]?Patient:
Well, of course I have. But it's useless because my pdoc prescribed me [substance] and it makes my [body part] [verb]. I just feel so [emotion]. I am wondering whether this is like that time [number] years ago when we tried the [therapy], and it made me want to [verb]? Do you think that is possible? Do you think that person who has [diagnosis] is the same as a [noun]?Therapist:
I'm not sure I follow. It sounds like you are [adjective], almost like a [adjective] [noun] [verb+ing] in the [place]. I think you need to think about this for at least [number] days and then when I see you next time at noon on [day], at the [place], we can explore these issues further. Please remember to bring your payment next time. I'm billing you for [number] dollars.Patient:
[exclamation]! This always happens to me, oh well, I guess it's because I inherited my [family member's] [thing], and I still haven't come to terms with it.
Posted by Lindenblüte on November 11, 2006, at 13:37:34
In reply to Mad Libs START HERE!!!, posted by Lindenblüte on November 11, 2006, at 13:19:54
> please respond to this part first. Substitute whatever civil word you want in the [brackets]
>
> Stressful event [root canal]
> emotion [rejoicing]
> body part [medulla oblongata]
> adjective[wooden]
> occupation [night watchman]
> verb [hurdling ]
> number [seventeen]
> thing [lightbulb]
> adverb [deftly]
> adjective [burgundy]
> verb [listen]
> thing [piglet]
> substance [gravel]
> bodypart [toenail]
> verb [catapault]
> emotion [mirth ]
> number [0.06]
> type of therapy [physical therapy]
> verb [twist ]
> diagnosis [gingivitis]
> noun [pole]
> adjective [dessicated ]
> adjective [globular]
> noun [raindrop]
> verb [write]
> place [the North Pole ]
> number [one billion]
> verb [roll]
> place [in the milky way ]
> number [three ]
> exclamation [Dang beans!]
> family member [fluffly cat ]
> thing [water bottle]
>
>
> Good Job, now respond to the next post!
>
>**********************************************
Therapist:
So, how are you feeling today after root canal?
Patient:
I am feeling [rejoicing] because my medulla oblongata is wooden. This reminds me of the time when I was working as a night watchman and I hurdled seventeen lightbulbs.T:
Ahhh I see, I can sense that you are deftly burgundy. Have you tried listening to more piglets?Patient:
Well, of course I have. But it's useless because my pdoc prescribed me gravel and it makes my toenail catapault. I just feel so mirthful. I am wondering whether this is like that time 0.06 years ago when we tried the physical therapy, and it made me want to twist? Do you think that is possible? Do you think that person who has gingivitis is the same as a pole?Therapist:
I'm not sure I follow. It sounds like you are dessicated, almost like a globular raindrop writing in the North Pole. I think you need to think about this for at least one billion days and then when I see you next time at noon on armageddon, at the theatre, we can explore these issues further. Please remember to bring your payment next time. I'm billing you for three dollars.Patient:
Dang beans! This always happens to me, oh well, I guess it's because I inherited my fluffly cat's water bottle, and I still haven't come to terms with it.[sorry folks, I missed a few- you'll have to improvise!]
-Li
Posted by Phillipa on November 11, 2006, at 16:06:40
In reply to Mad Libs START HERE!!!, posted by Lindenblüte on November 11, 2006, at 13:19:54
Stressful event [This ]
emotion [anger ]
body part [Arm ]
adjective[Good ]
occupation [RN ]
verb [running ]
number [4 ]
thing[dog ]
adverb [pretty shiny ]
adjective [shiny ]
verb [drive ]
thing [car ]
substance [water ]
bodypart [mind ]
verb [angry ]
emotion [anxious ]
number [4 ]
type of therapy [Me ]
verb [run ]
diagnosis [MDD ]
noun [house ]
adjective [pretty ]
adjective [Anxious ]
noun [bike ]
verb [mad ]
place [car ]
number [4 ]
verb [ Riding]
place [home ]
number [4 ]
exclamation [S*it ]
family member [husband ]
thing [glasses ]Phillipa
Posted by Phillipa on November 11, 2006, at 16:08:20
In reply to example. » Lindenblüte, posted by Lindenblüte on November 11, 2006, at 13:37:34
Li I don't get the other two? Maybe after someone else does I'll add? Love Phillipa
Posted by Lindenblüte on November 11, 2006, at 16:22:30
In reply to Re: example. » Lindenblüte, posted by Phillipa on November 11, 2006, at 16:08:20
Stressful event [This ]
emotion [anger ]
body part [Arm ]
adjective[Good ]
occupation [RN ]
verb [running ]
number [4 ]
thing[dog ]
adverb [pretty shiny ]
adjective [shiny ]
verb [drive ]
thing [car ]
substance [water ]
bodypart [mind ]
verb [angry ]
emotion [anxious ]
number [4 ]
type of therapy [Me ]
verb [run ]
diagnosis [MDD ]
noun [house ]
adjective [pretty ]
adjective [Anxious ]
noun [bike ]
verb [mad ]
place [car ]
number [4 ]
verb [ Riding]
place [home ]
number [4 ]
exclamation [S*it ]
family member [husband ]
thing [glasses ]Hey Phillipa- I'm going to use your words to fill in the blanks.
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Therapist:
So, how are you feeling today after This?Patient:
I am feeling anger because my arm is good. This reminds me of the time when I was working as a RN and I ran 4 dogs.T:
Ahhh I see, I can sense that you are [pretty shiny. Have you tried driving more cars?Patient:
Well, of course I have. But it's useless because my pdoc prescribed me water and it makes my mind angry. I just feel so anxious. I am wondering whether this is like that time 4 years ago when we tried the Me therapy, and it made me want to run? Do you think that is possible? Do you think that person who has MDD is the same as a house?Therapist:
I'm not sure I follow. It sounds like you are pretty, almost like a anxious bike maddening in the car. I think you need to think about this for at least 4 days and then when I see you next time at noon on riding day, at the home, we can explore these issues further. Please remember to bring your payment next time. I'm billing you for four dollars.Patient:
sh*t! This always happens to me, oh well, I guess it's because I inherited my husband's glasses, and I still haven't come to terms with it.*************
see? that's how it's supposed to work (or not work)!
I filled yours in, 'cause you're extra-special :)
I hope others can figure it out.
-Li
Posted by Phillipa on November 11, 2006, at 19:16:26
In reply to Phillipa- your results! » Phillipa, posted by Lindenblüte on November 11, 2006, at 16:22:30
Thanks you had me laughing. You know how complicated your questions are? Wonder who will take the challenge? Love Phillipa ps I tried.
Posted by Jay on November 12, 2006, at 17:15:00
In reply to Re: Mad Libs START HERE!!! » Lindenblüte, posted by Lindenblüte on November 11, 2006, at 13:21:44
Posted by rip van periwinkle on November 12, 2006, at 23:26:55
In reply to Mad Libs START HERE!!!, posted by Lindenblüte on November 11, 2006, at 13:19:54
> please respond to this part first. Substitute whatever civil word you want in the [brackets]
>
> Stressful event [colonoscopy]
> emotion [elation ]
> body part [patella]
> adjective[funky ]
> occupation [brick layer ]
> verb [jaunt ]
> number [ 52]
> thing[speaker ]
> adverb [ gleefully]
> adjective [brackish ]
> verb [swim ]
> thing [snickers bar ]
> substance [ gelatinous goo]
> bodypart [nasal septum ]
> verb [liquify ]
> emotion [disgust ]
> number [ 22]
> type of therapy [gestalt experiential ]
> verb [emote ]
> diagnosis [generalized anxiety disorder ]
> noun [ coaster]
> adjective [oily ]
> adjective [quick ]
> noun [ post it note]
> verb [ hop]
> place [central park ]
> number [67 ]
> verb [spit ]
> place [ disco]
> number [31 ]
> exclamation [yee gads! ]
> family member [sister ]
> thing [lap top ]
>
>
> Good Job, now respond to the next post!
>
>
Posted by rip van periwinkle on November 12, 2006, at 23:39:37
In reply to Re: Mad Libs START HERE!!! » Lindenblüte, posted by Lindenblüte on November 11, 2006, at 13:21:44
> It might help if you are able to copy and paste from your previously generated list.
>
> Or you can just write your own story using the words you came up with!
>
> Li kindly requests that you remember to preview your story and make sure it's not uncivil :)
>
> **********************************************
> Therapist:
> So, how are you feeling today after the colonoscopy?
>
> Patient:
> I am feeling [elation] because my [patella] is [funky]. This reminds me of the time when I was working as a [brick layer] and I [jaunted] [52] [speakers]
>
> T:
> Ahhh I see, I can sense that you are [gleefully] [brackish]. Have you tried [swimming] more [snickers bars]?
>
> Patient:
> Well, of course I have. But it's useless because my pdoc prescribed me [gelatinous goo] and it makes my [nasal septum] [liquify]. I just feel so [disgusted]. I am wondering whether this is like that time [22] years ago when we tried the [gestalt experiential], and it made me want to [emote]? Do you think that is possible? Do you think that person who has [generalized anxiety disorder] is the same as a [coaster]?
>
> Therapist:
> I'm not sure I follow. It sounds like you are [oily], almost like a [quick] [post it note] [hopping] in central park]. I think you need to think about this for at least [67] days and then when I see you next time at noon on [wednesday], at the [disco], we can explore these issues further. Please remember to bring your payment next time. I'm billing you for [31] dollars.
>
> Patient:
> [yee gads]! This always happens to me, oh well, I guess it's because I inherited my [sister's] [laptop], and I still haven't come to terms with it.
> Stressful event [colonoscopy]
> emotion [elation ]
> body part [patella]
> adjective[funky ]
> occupation [brick layer ]
> verb [jaunt ]
> number [ 52]
> thing[speaker ]
> adverb [ gleefully]
> adjective [brackish ]
> verb [swim ]
> thing [snickers bar ]
> substance [ gelatinous goo]
> bodypart [nasal septum ]
> verb [liquify ]
> emotion [disgust ]
> number [ 22]
> type of therapy [gestalt experiential ]
> verb [emote ]
> diagnosis [generalized anxiety disorder ]
> noun [ coaster]
> adjective [oily ]
> adjective [quick ]
> noun [ post it note]
> verb [ hop]
> place [central park ]
> number [67 ]
> verb [spit ]
> place [ disco]
> number [31 ]
> exclamation [yee gads! ]
> family member [sister ]
> thing [lap top ]
Posted by Lindenblüte on November 13, 2006, at 7:55:41
In reply to alrighty...here ya go » Lindenblüte, posted by rip van periwinkle on November 12, 2006, at 23:39:37
Wow- very cool rip!
I'm impressed that you spent 15 minutes of your day on this project Thanks!
-L
p.s. I especially like that part about meeting your T at the disco. That's hilarious :)
Posted by emme on November 13, 2006, at 17:56:22
In reply to Mad Libs START HERE!!!, posted by Lindenblüte on November 11, 2006, at 13:19:54
Ooh, can I play?
> please respond to this part first. Substitute whatever civil word you want in the [brackets]
>
> Stressful event [hazing]
> emotion [fury ]
> body part [earlobe ]
> adjective[gleefully ]
> occupation [beekeeper ]
> verb [exhume]
> number [25 ]
> thing[armadillo ]
> adverb [easily ]
> adjective [sparkly ]
> verb [grin ]
> thing [blender ]
> substance [silly putty ]
> bodypart [chin ]
> verb [climb ]
> emotion [joy ]
> number [17 ]
> type of therapy [psychoanalysis ]
> verb [chop ]
> diagnosis [bronchitis ]
> noun [bicycle ]
> adjective [green ]
> adjective [downtrodden ]
> noun [plunger ]
> verb [waltz ]
> place [swamp ]
> number [87 ]
> verb [fish ]
> place [Taj Mahal ]
> number [55 ]
> exclamation [Egad! ]
> family member [cousin ]
> thing [Q-tip ]
>
>
> Good Job, now respond to the next post!
>
>
Posted by Phillipa on November 13, 2006, at 18:07:26
In reply to Re: Mad Libs START HERE!!! » Lindenblüte, posted by emme on November 13, 2006, at 17:56:22
Rip that was hysterical. I loved it. Love Phillipa
Posted by emme on November 13, 2006, at 20:24:25
In reply to Re: Mad Libs START HERE!!! » Lindenblüte, posted by Lindenblüte on November 11, 2006, at 13:21:44
I am a downtrodden plunger waltzing in the swamp.
> **********************************************
> Therapist:
> So, how are you feeling today after [hazing]?
>
> Patient:
> I am feeling [fury] because my [earlobe] is [gleeful]. This reminds me of the time when I was working as a [beekeeper] and I [exhumed] [25] [armadillos]
>
> T:
> Ahhh I see, I can sense that you are [easily] [sparkly]. Have you tried [grinning] more [blenders]?
>
> Patient:
> Well, of course I have. But it's useless because my pdoc prescribed me [silly putty] and it makes my [chin] [climb]. I just feel so [joyful]. I am wondering whether this is like that time [17] years ago when we tried the [psychoanalysis], and it made me want to [chop]? Do you think that is possible? Do you think that person who has [bronchitis] is the same as a [bicycle]?
>
> Therapist:
> I'm not sure I follow. It sounds like you are [green], almost like a [downtrodden] [plunger] [waltzing] in the [swamp]. I think you need to think about this for at least [87] days and then when I see you next time at noon on [St. Patrick's Day], at the [Taj Mahal], we can explore these issues further. Please remember to bring your payment next time. I'm billing you for [55] dollars.
>
> Patient:
> [Egad]! This always happens to me, oh well, I guess it's because I inherited my [cousin's] [Q-tip], and I still haven't come to terms with it.
Posted by Phillipa on November 13, 2006, at 20:37:19
In reply to Re: Mad Libs START HERE!!! » Lindenblüte, posted by emme on November 13, 2006, at 20:24:25
OMG I'm laughing!!!!!! Emme that's too funny . Love Phillipa
Posted by Lindenblüte on November 13, 2006, at 20:59:20
In reply to Re: Mad Libs START HERE!!! » emme, posted by Phillipa on November 13, 2006, at 20:37:19
Emme,
I think that your madlib is an anthem to all the downtrodden swamped plungers of the world.You are amazing. Keep up the good work in psychotherapy. It sounds like you've made a lot of progress in the last 18 years!
laughing my patootie off :)
-Li
Posted by emme on November 14, 2006, at 11:34:08
In reply to Re: Mad Libs START HERE!!!, posted by Lindenblüte on November 13, 2006, at 20:59:20
Glad I gave you and Phillipa a chuckle. :) I always loved madlibs as a kid.
Now I gotta find me a swamp to waltz in. When I was in grad school, I spent a lot of time in a wetland area and did a few jigs when the ticks landed on me!
em
Posted by wishingstar on November 14, 2006, at 21:00:36
In reply to Re: Mad Libs START HERE!!!, posted by Phillipa on November 13, 2006, at 18:07:26
Ohh, great idea! My turn! :) This is halarious.
Therapist:
So, how are you feeling today after [thanksgiving with the family]?Patient:
I am feeling [sad] because my [ear] is [slimy]. This reminds me of the time when I was working as a [trash collector] and I [skip] [283] [apples]T:
Ahhh I see, I can sense that you are [lovingly] [tall]. Have you tried [bouncing] more [teddy bear]?Patient:
Well, of course I have. But it's useless because my pdoc prescribed me [diet coke] and it makes my [big toe] [play]. I just feel so [fearful]. I am wondering whether this is like that time [7] years ago when we tried the [Freudian therapy], and it made me want to [spin]? Do you think that is possible? Do you think that person who has [borderline personality disorder] is the same as a [desk]?Therapist:
I'm not sure I follow. It sounds like you are [smelly], almost like a [funny] [heater] [shopping] in the [walmart]. I think you need to think about this for at least [9000] days and then when I see you next time at noon on [Monday], at the [church], we can explore these issues further. Please remember to bring your payment next time. I'm billing you for [0] dollars.Patient:
[eureka]! This always happens to me, oh well, I guess it's because I inherited my [mothers] [candle], and I still haven't come to terms with it.Stressful event [thanksgiving with the family ]
emotion [sadness ]
body part [ ear]
adjective[slimy ]
occupation [trash collector ]
verb [skip ]
number [283 ]
thing[apple ]
adverb [lovingly ]
adjective [tall ]
verb [bounce ]
thing [teddy bear ]
substance [ diet coke]
bodypart [big toe ]
verb [play ]
emotion [fear ]
number [7 ]
type of therapy [Freudian ]
verb [spin ]
diagnosis [borderline personality disorder ]
noun [desk ]
adjective [smelly ]
adjective [funny ]
noun [heater ]
verb [shop ]
place [walmart ]
number [9000 ]
verb [run ]
place [church ]
number [0 ]
exclamation [eureka! ]
family member [mother ]
thing [candle ]
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