Psycho-Babble Social Thread 621907

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Look into my crystal ball » Racer

Posted by Poet on October 20, 2006, at 17:53:38

In reply to Re: Regardless of all that » Poet, posted by Racer on October 20, 2006, at 13:07:07

Now I see a blonde. Oh, but she has been bad luck for you. The tea leaves say... you will have good luck with the redhead.

 

Re: Look into my crystal ball » Poet

Posted by Racer on October 20, 2006, at 21:17:28

In reply to Look into my crystal ball » Racer, posted by Poet on October 20, 2006, at 17:53:38

I'm a coffee man myself! What happened with your astrologer? She couldn't read the stars on a cloudy night?

 

Psychological or Physical? » Racer

Posted by Poet on October 21, 2006, at 16:33:19

In reply to Re: Look into my crystal ball » Poet, posted by Racer on October 20, 2006, at 21:17:28

I can never get a zipper to close. Maybe that stands for something, what do you think?

 

I don't want to alarm you, but... » Poet

Posted by Racer on October 21, 2006, at 19:14:04

In reply to Psychological or Physical? » Racer, posted by Poet on October 21, 2006, at 16:33:19

Pardon me, but your husband is showing.

 

I'm Not Alarmed » Racer

Posted by Poet on October 22, 2006, at 13:30:19

In reply to I don't want to alarm you, but... » Poet, posted by Racer on October 21, 2006, at 19:14:04

What a husband doesn't know won't hurt his wife.

 

Re: I'm Not Alarmed » Poet

Posted by Racer on October 23, 2006, at 1:20:39

In reply to I'm Not Alarmed » Racer, posted by Poet on October 22, 2006, at 13:30:19

No, but I think a husband is entitled to an inkling.

 

Definitely Not Alarmed » Racer

Posted by Poet on October 23, 2006, at 19:16:44

In reply to Re: I'm Not Alarmed » Poet, posted by Racer on October 23, 2006, at 1:20:39

You see, François, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, François, I think it would be a mistake."

 

I am alarmed, rather... » Poet

Posted by Racer on October 23, 2006, at 22:02:00

In reply to Definitely Not Alarmed » Racer, posted by Poet on October 23, 2006, at 19:16:44

Oh, one gets so tired of one's own class--princes and counts and dukes and kings! Everybody talking shop. Always trying to sell you jewelry.

 

You Should Be » Racer

Posted by Poet on October 24, 2006, at 21:08:18

In reply to I am alarmed, rather... » Poet, posted by Racer on October 23, 2006, at 22:02:00

Tonsils! Positively tonsils!

 

I'm feeling nostalgic. Tell me... » Poet

Posted by Racer on October 25, 2006, at 13:18:44

In reply to You Should Be » Racer, posted by Poet on October 24, 2006, at 21:08:18

Do you remember the man who walked into the Bank of Constantinople, and walked out with the Bank of Constantinople?

 

Re: Tell me... » Racer

Posted by Poet on October 26, 2006, at 19:36:17

In reply to I'm feeling nostalgic. Tell me... » Poet, posted by Racer on October 25, 2006, at 13:18:44

Why did I take up stealing? To live better, to own things I couldn't afford, to acquire this good taste that you now enjoy and which I should be very reluctant to give up.

 

You know... » Poet

Posted by Racer on October 27, 2006, at 10:09:22

In reply to Re: Tell me... » Racer, posted by Poet on October 26, 2006, at 19:36:17

I have a feeling that tonight you're going to see one of the Riviera's most fascinating sights.

 

I agree » Racer

Posted by Poet on October 27, 2006, at 18:40:59

In reply to You know... » Poet, posted by Racer on October 27, 2006, at 10:09:22

There must be something between us, even if it's only an ocean

 

In that case » Poet

Posted by Racer on October 29, 2006, at 11:05:01

In reply to I agree » Racer, posted by Poet on October 27, 2006, at 18:40:59

I'll just take my ego for a walk.

 

Excuse Me

Posted by Poet on October 30, 2006, at 21:21:39

In reply to In that case » Poet, posted by Racer on October 29, 2006, at 11:05:01

Oh, I beg your pardon. Was that your leg? I had no idea we were going into a tunnel. I thought the compartment was empty.

 

Re: Excuse Me » Poet

Posted by Racer on October 31, 2006, at 10:20:52

In reply to Excuse Me, posted by Poet on October 30, 2006, at 21:21:39

He's not exaggerating a thing, dear. It's all true, every word he isn't saying.

 

No Need to Worry » Racer

Posted by Poet on November 2, 2006, at 19:53:10

In reply to Re: Excuse Me » Poet, posted by Racer on October 31, 2006, at 10:20:52

Trust me, Madam, your underwear is in good hands.

 

But I do worry! » Poet

Posted by Racer on November 3, 2006, at 12:44:01

In reply to No Need to Worry » Racer, posted by Poet on November 2, 2006, at 19:53:10

No, let me go! I've got tides to regulate! Comets to direct! I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms!

 

Really, Don't Worry » Racer

Posted by Poet on November 3, 2006, at 16:10:20

In reply to But I do worry! » Poet, posted by Racer on November 3, 2006, at 12:44:01

Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.

 

You're the one to worry... » Poet

Posted by Racer on November 4, 2006, at 1:24:05

In reply to Really, Don't Worry » Racer, posted by Poet on November 3, 2006, at 16:10:20

One more peep outta you, weisenheimer, and I'll butter your necktie.

 

But » Racer

Posted by Poet on November 4, 2006, at 13:22:00

In reply to You're the one to worry... » Poet, posted by Racer on November 4, 2006, at 1:24:05

Wouldn't that get a little monotonous, just Akron, cold beer and 'poor, poor thing' for two weeks?

 

Woe is me » Poet

Posted by Racer on November 7, 2006, at 1:47:46

In reply to But » Racer, posted by Poet on November 4, 2006, at 13:22:00

Is there a man in the world who suffers as I do from the gross inadequacies of the human race?

 

Re: Woe is me » Racer

Posted by Poet on November 7, 2006, at 16:15:37

In reply to Woe is me » Poet, posted by Racer on November 7, 2006, at 1:47:46

I simply will not sit down to dinner with Midwestern barbarians, I think too highly of my digestive system.

 

Re: Woe is me » Poet

Posted by Racer on November 15, 2006, at 10:48:38

In reply to Re: Woe is me » Racer, posted by Poet on November 7, 2006, at 16:15:37

Go in and read the life of Florence Nightingale and learn how unfitted you are for your chosen profession.

 

Career Change? » Racer

Posted by Poet on November 17, 2006, at 17:26:43

In reply to Re: Woe is me » Poet, posted by Racer on November 15, 2006, at 10:48:38

What, am I supposed to do everything? You want me to fly the airplane, you want me to work the radio, what are you gonna... What are you, the hostess?


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