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Posted by Bobby on September 2, 2006, at 11:12:49
I would marry sisters so I would still have only one mother-in-law.
Posted by Phillipa on September 2, 2006, at 11:37:25
In reply to If I was a polygamist, posted by Bobby on September 2, 2006, at 11:12:49
If you were what are you now? love Phillipa
Posted by Jost on September 2, 2006, at 13:19:02
In reply to Re: If I was a polygamist » Bobby, posted by Phillipa on September 2, 2006, at 11:37:25
If I were a polygynist, I"d marry lots or rich men and have tons of research assistants and copy-editors for my posts on Pbabble.
Jost
Posted by Tabitha on September 2, 2006, at 14:21:56
In reply to Re: If I was a polygamist, posted by Jost on September 2, 2006, at 13:19:02
Let's get that subjunctive thing going, first of all...
If I were a polygamist, I'd marry
1) a breadwinner
2) a great cook
3) a dreamer/poet
4) a fix-it type, good with cars
5) a fix-it type, good with construction
6) a duet partner
7) a fix-it type, good with gardening
8) a social butterfly
9) a thoughtful introvert
10) a brainiac/geek
Posted by Phil on September 2, 2006, at 14:34:04
In reply to If I was a polygamist, posted by Bobby on September 2, 2006, at 11:12:49
http://www.enchantedfantasies.com/floozies.html
No matter what, my heart is with the hippie chicks.
Posted by Gabbi~G~ on September 2, 2006, at 19:37:54
In reply to If I was a polygamist, posted by Bobby on September 2, 2006, at 11:12:49
I was reading on Fark.com that Sheikh Nasser Al-Najdi had commanded that all Americans convert to Islam.
One wit responded:
Mmmmyaaaa, I think I'll need those virgins up front
Posted by Phil on September 2, 2006, at 20:03:03
In reply to That reminds me, posted by Gabbi~G~ on September 2, 2006, at 19:37:54
Posted by llrrrpp on September 2, 2006, at 22:10:14
In reply to That reminds me, posted by Gabbi~G~ on September 2, 2006, at 19:37:54
I'd only have a fraction of a husband. Do I get to pick which part belongs to me?
-ll
Posted by Gabbi~G~ on September 2, 2006, at 22:17:59
In reply to Re: That reminds me---lol (nm) » Gabbi~G~, posted by Phil on September 2, 2006, at 20:03:03
Glad you liked it!
The reason I posted it was because although you and Bobby have different twists in your humour, that was one I could imagine either one of you saying : )
Posted by Gabbi~G~ on September 2, 2006, at 22:18:58
In reply to If I were married to a polygamist- » Gabbi~G~, posted by llrrrpp on September 2, 2006, at 22:10:14
> I'd only have a fraction of a husband. Do I get to pick which part belongs to me?
>
> -llUmm..
Would you still want it? :-P
Posted by llrrrpp on September 2, 2006, at 22:40:53
In reply to Re: If I were married to a polygamist- » llrrrpp, posted by Gabbi~G~ on September 2, 2006, at 22:18:58
GabbiG!!! Of course I'd still want his *heart*
but I'd miss his ears, his voice, and his... and his blackened toenail that makes me laugh everytime I see the blemish on his model feet!
Posted by llrrrpp on September 2, 2006, at 22:43:03
In reply to That reminds me, posted by Gabbi~G~ on September 2, 2006, at 19:37:54
EEkkkk!
lurpsie doesn't like virgins. Their expectations are unreasonable!!! And their technique- geez. Where's the ROMANCE?Guess I better stick to worshipping my PowerBook.
(((((((((((PowerBook)))))))))))
Posted by Gabbi~G~ on September 3, 2006, at 21:18:53
In reply to Re: That reminds me » Gabbi~G~, posted by llrrrpp on September 2, 2006, at 22:43:03
Oh Lurpsie, go easy on the virgins, it's just a bit hard for them to get past the
"OHMYGODICAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY GETTING LAID"
partof course often it seems non-virgins feel that way too ;[
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