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Posted by Poet on June 6, 2006, at 8:49:07
In reply to WHOOPS! » Poet, posted by Racer on June 5, 2006, at 17:45:58
It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.
Posted by Racer on June 6, 2006, at 13:02:28
In reply to Re: WHOOPS! » Racer, posted by Poet on June 6, 2006, at 8:49:07
If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!
Posted by Poet on June 7, 2006, at 11:02:00
In reply to All I can say is... » Poet, posted by Racer on June 6, 2006, at 13:02:28
Curiously the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, 'Oh no, not again.'
Posted by Racer on June 8, 2006, at 9:52:02
In reply to Re: All I can say is... » Racer, posted by Poet on June 7, 2006, at 11:02:00
I can say without fear of contradiction, that under no circumstances, and at no time has that current administration expended any public monies what so ever for the purchase of the fluffy flower print toilet paper
Posted by Poet on June 8, 2006, at 10:15:32
In reply to Re: All I can say is... » Poet, posted by Racer on June 8, 2006, at 9:52:02
I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad.
Posted by Racer on June 9, 2006, at 0:43:01
In reply to Fear not » Racer, posted by Poet on June 8, 2006, at 10:15:32
They blew up Congress! Ha ha ha ha!
Posted by Poet on June 9, 2006, at 9:05:01
In reply to Ah, but... » Poet, posted by Racer on June 9, 2006, at 0:43:01
No, sir, I'm afraid not, no sir. I yielded the floor once before, if you can remember, and I was practically never heard of again. No sir. And we might as well all get together on this yielding business right off the bat, now.
Posted by Racer on June 9, 2006, at 11:46:22
In reply to Re: Ah, but... » Racer, posted by Poet on June 9, 2006, at 9:05:01
Don't be superstitious, it's bad luck.
Posted by Poet on June 10, 2006, at 20:10:20
In reply to Unsolicited helpful advice from me to you » Poet, posted by Racer on June 9, 2006, at 11:46:22
Fairy land was never like this!
Posted by Racer on June 14, 2006, at 0:46:39
In reply to Re: Unsolicited helpful advice from me to you » Racer, posted by Poet on June 10, 2006, at 20:10:20
Now that you're half mortal, you're indecent.
Posted by Poet on June 14, 2006, at 9:48:12
In reply to Re: Unsolicited unhelpful advice from me to you » Poet, posted by Racer on June 14, 2006, at 0:46:39
One more look at him with those bedroom-eyes and I'll break your leg!
Posted by Racer on June 14, 2006, at 12:46:10
In reply to Indecent? » Racer, posted by Poet on June 14, 2006, at 9:48:12
Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
Posted by Poet on June 15, 2006, at 8:24:30
In reply to Re: Indecent? » Poet, posted by Racer on June 14, 2006, at 12:46:10
What are you trying to do to that poor girl, putting on a millionaire act? And, where did you get that phony accent? Nobody "talks loike thet"!
Posted by Racer on June 15, 2006, at 11:08:31
In reply to Putting on airs? » Racer, posted by Poet on June 15, 2006, at 8:24:30
I don't care how rich he is, as long as he has a yacht, his own private railroad car, and his own toothpaste.
Posted by Poet on June 16, 2006, at 9:48:51
In reply to I'm not a gold digger » Poet, posted by Racer on June 15, 2006, at 11:08:31
Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?
Posted by Racer on June 16, 2006, at 12:24:05
In reply to Re: I'm not a gold digger » Racer, posted by Poet on June 16, 2006, at 9:48:51
Listen. For a dress like that, you've got to start laying plans when you're about thirteen.
Posted by Poet on June 18, 2006, at 12:19:19
In reply to A little fashion advice... » Poet, posted by Racer on June 16, 2006, at 12:24:05
This is 1852 dumplin', 1852, not the Dark Ages. Girls don't have to simper around in white just because they're not married.
Posted by Racer on June 18, 2006, at 23:16:40
In reply to Re: A little fashion advice... » Racer, posted by Poet on June 18, 2006, at 12:19:19
We're growing a strange crop of agnostics this year.
Posted by Poet on June 19, 2006, at 8:55:08
In reply to Re: A little fashion advice... » Poet, posted by Racer on June 18, 2006, at 23:16:40
To all the dumb chumps and all the crazy broads, past, present, and future, who thirst for knowledge and search for truth... who fight justice and civilize each other... and make it so tough for crooks like you...
Posted by Racer on June 19, 2006, at 10:02:31
In reply to A toast » Racer, posted by Poet on June 19, 2006, at 8:55:08
No, no, I'm fine. In fact, considering I've been dead for sixteen years I'm in remarkable health.
Posted by Poet on June 20, 2006, at 8:26:00
In reply to It's OK » Poet, posted by Racer on June 19, 2006, at 10:02:31
Oh, by the way, how was my funeral?
Posted by gardenergirl on June 20, 2006, at 9:18:38
In reply to Question » Racer, posted by Poet on June 20, 2006, at 8:26:00
Many of these are snort-worthy, btw. :)
I'm enjoying this thread now that I've started to read it.
gg
Posted by Racer on June 20, 2006, at 10:42:19
In reply to Question » Racer, posted by Poet on June 20, 2006, at 8:26:00
Impulsive? He's full of carrots!
Posted by Poet on June 21, 2006, at 8:28:16
In reply to Answer » Poet, posted by Racer on June 20, 2006, at 10:42:19
He's all right, I suppose, if you like dark, handsome, rich-looking men with passionate natures and too many teeth.
Posted by Racer on June 21, 2006, at 12:47:26
In reply to Hmm » Racer, posted by Poet on June 21, 2006, at 8:28:16
The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?
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