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Posted by Poet on May 16, 2006, at 8:40:05
In reply to Re: I say... » Poet, posted by Racer on May 15, 2006, at 12:40:00
Why don't you stop being a mummy for a few minutes and come to life? Of course, there's nothing wrong with being a mummy if you had any fun getting that way.
Posted by Racer on May 16, 2006, at 10:51:16
In reply to I think » Racer, posted by Poet on May 16, 2006, at 8:40:05
I only give the food to the women, Mr. Black. Women make the homes, men just make wars ... and hooch. Adam was God's first draft - He got it right with Eve. Tell that to your readers, Mr. Black.
Posted by Poet on May 17, 2006, at 8:16:40
In reply to Re: I think » Poet, posted by Racer on May 16, 2006, at 10:51:16
Certainly I wrote those articles. I was going to get a raise, a month's vacation. But I stopped writing them when I found out what he was all about, when I realized how real he was. He could never fit in with our distorted viewpoint, because he's honest, and sincere, and good. If that man's crazy, Your Honor, the rest of us belong in straitjackets!
Posted by Racer on May 17, 2006, at 12:54:24
In reply to Yes » Racer, posted by Poet on May 17, 2006, at 8:16:40
The word "pixilated" is an early American expression derived from the word "pixies," meaning elves. They would say the pixies had got him. As we nowadays would say, a man is "barmy."
Posted by Poet on May 18, 2006, at 10:13:21
In reply to Perhaps I can explain » Poet, posted by Racer on May 17, 2006, at 12:54:24
Libido, inferiority complex, stinko, blotto, free love, bathtub gin, monkey glands, Karl Marx... is he one of the Marx Brothers?
Posted by Racer on May 18, 2006, at 12:36:00
In reply to Re: Please explain » Racer, posted by Poet on May 18, 2006, at 10:13:21
That's a B. It's the first letter of a seven-letter word that means your father.
Posted by Poet on May 19, 2006, at 10:50:29
In reply to Re: Please explain » Poet, posted by Racer on May 18, 2006, at 12:36:00
I'm not sure she's capable of any real feelings. She's television generation. She learned life from Bugs Bunny.
Posted by Racer on May 19, 2006, at 21:26:52
In reply to Another Explanation » Racer, posted by Poet on May 19, 2006, at 10:50:29
I don't like the way this script of ours has turned out. It's turning into a seedy little drama.
Posted by Poet on May 23, 2006, at 9:11:31
In reply to Re: Another Explanation » Poet, posted by Racer on May 19, 2006, at 21:26:52
Heh, heh, of course not, who can nowadays? Listen, I have trouble writing a postcard to my children. Look uhh, we can give you a six figure advance, I've provide you with the very best ghost-writer, proof-readers...
Posted by Racer on May 23, 2006, at 10:51:39
In reply to I have an idea » Racer, posted by Poet on May 23, 2006, at 9:11:31
As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden.
And welcome home. I missed you.
Posted by Poet on May 24, 2006, at 13:10:48
In reply to Not a bad idea... » Poet, posted by Racer on May 23, 2006, at 10:51:39
No, nothing I ever do is good enough. Not beautiful enough, it's not funny enough, it's not deep enough, it's not anything enough. Now, when I see a rose, that's perfect. I mean, that's perfect. I want to look up to God and say, "How the hell did you do that? And why the hell can't I do that?"
Posted by Racer on May 24, 2006, at 13:41:17
In reply to Though » Racer, posted by Poet on May 24, 2006, at 13:10:48
Well, you're right. I'm terrible. I know I'm terrible. I look at the mirror and I'm ashamed. Maybe I should quit. I just can't seem to do anything right.
Posted by fallsfall on May 25, 2006, at 7:16:34
In reply to Though ? Racer, posted by Poet on May 24, 2006, at 13:10:48
You do one thing perfectly. You are Poet perfectly.
And that's a really cool thing to be.
Air-hugs,
Falls.
Posted by fallsfall on May 25, 2006, at 7:18:03
In reply to {sigh} ? Poet, posted by Racer on May 24, 2006, at 13:41:17
??? You, too! You are you, and that is a pretty wonderful person to be.
Toss out that confetti, and choose the words *I* would choose for you.
Posted by Poet on May 26, 2006, at 11:22:09
In reply to {sigh} » Poet, posted by Racer on May 24, 2006, at 13:41:17
Even my lamented master, the great Mr. Benny himself, never had the privilege of hanging a duke. What a finale to a lifetime in the public service!
Posted by Poet on May 26, 2006, at 11:24:37
In reply to Re: Though » Poet, posted by fallsfall on May 25, 2006, at 7:16:34
Hi Falls,
Though a Poet who hasn't written anything in a long time isn't much of a Poet, is she?
Thanks for thinking I'm cool and for the air hugs.
Poet
Posted by Racer on May 26, 2006, at 12:51:00
In reply to Re: But » Racer, posted by Poet on May 26, 2006, at 11:22:09
A difficult client can make things most distressing. Some of them tend to be very hysterical - so inconsiderate.
Posted by Racer on May 26, 2006, at 12:52:04
In reply to Re: But » Racer, posted by Poet on May 26, 2006, at 11:22:09
Now I've got to add that to my list! Love the last lines, about TitBit and memoirs...
Posted by Poet on May 27, 2006, at 19:35:18
In reply to Re: But » Poet, posted by Racer on May 26, 2006, at 12:51:00
Oh yes, here we are. "I handed my fedora to a hatcheck girl with all that Venus de Milo had got and then more, and I was admiring the more when I glimpsed something in the back of this frail that set my underwear creeping up on me like it had legs."
Posted by Racer on May 27, 2006, at 20:39:55
In reply to Re: But » Racer, posted by Poet on May 27, 2006, at 19:35:18
A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.
Posted by Poet on May 28, 2006, at 16:21:50
In reply to I've heard that... » Poet, posted by Racer on May 27, 2006, at 20:39:55
Well, as soon as we get ourselves cleaned up and we get a little smellum in our hair, why, we're gonna feel 100% better about ourselves and about life in general.
Posted by Racer on May 28, 2006, at 18:27:53
In reply to Re: I've heard that... » Racer, posted by Poet on May 28, 2006, at 16:21:50
Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.
Posted by Poet on May 30, 2006, at 8:46:11
In reply to Re: I've heard that... » Poet, posted by Racer on May 28, 2006, at 18:27:53
I don't really think that personal rancor is going to help the situation. If I may say so.
Posted by Poet on June 1, 2006, at 8:23:24
In reply to And » Racer, posted by Poet on May 30, 2006, at 8:46:11
Shane, Shane, come back Shane!
Posted by Racer on June 1, 2006, at 14:22:09
In reply to Oh, Racer, posted by Poet on June 1, 2006, at 8:23:24
Do you mind putting down that gun?
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