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Posted by Joan797 on April 12, 2006, at 13:39:28
Here is a list of things NOT to do AFTER you have applied the body butter.
1. Do NOT go outside and do yard work. Although body butter is good for you and feels wonderful, dirt adheres to it.
2. Do NOT run your hands through your wet hair to get it out of your face, no matter how much it irritates you, body butter should only be applied to skin, not hair. No matter how much you think it will just look fine when dried, it doesn't. Unless of course you like that slick back wet look. Don't do it.
3. Don't apply body butter to your face. Even if it feels good. There is a reason that they call it BODY butter, and not FACE butter. Butter clogs poors and causes zits.
Now, I'm sure there are more, but these just came to me today, since I experienced all of the above in one application.
And no, Wildcard, I don't think it is kinky, since I have sworn off sex due to my grotesquely rotund apperance. I prefer to have sex alone.
You go for it if you feel the need, though. Lord knows someone might as well be having a good time.
Posted by wildcard11 on April 12, 2006, at 14:28:51
In reply to Body Butter Don'ts, posted by Joan797 on April 12, 2006, at 13:39:28
***And no, Wildcard, I don't think it is kinky, since I have sworn off sex due to my grotesquely rotund apperance. I prefer to have sex alone.
You go for it if you feel the need, though. Lord knows someone might as well be having a good time.
~hell, i've forgotten what sex is...and don't be so hard on yourself!!
Posted by happyflower on April 12, 2006, at 19:58:57
In reply to Re: Body Butter Don'ts » Joan797, posted by wildcard11 on April 12, 2006, at 14:28:51
Be careful too if you put it on the bottom of your feet, because you can slip on carpet! I know, believe me. Just like slippin on ice!
Posted by Gee on April 12, 2006, at 20:27:10
In reply to Re: Body Butter Don'ts, posted by happyflower on April 12, 2006, at 19:58:57
I'd also say don't eat it...
Posted by Phillipa on April 12, 2006, at 23:00:21
In reply to Re: Body Butter Don'ts, posted by Gee on April 12, 2006, at 20:27:10
Yuck!!!!!Love Phillipa
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