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Posted by Racer on March 27, 2006, at 23:49:39
In reply to Sigh Again » Racer, posted by Poet on March 27, 2006, at 23:01:19
Insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops!
Posted by Poet on March 29, 2006, at 12:43:34
In reply to You know... » Poet, posted by Racer on March 27, 2006, at 23:49:39
I'm not a Brewster. I'm the son of a sea-cook! Chaaaaarrrge!
Posted by Racer on March 29, 2006, at 14:21:21
In reply to Re: You know... » Racer, posted by Poet on March 29, 2006, at 12:43:34
All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people.
Posted by Poet on March 29, 2006, at 16:03:55
In reply to When you come right down to it » Poet, posted by Racer on March 29, 2006, at 14:21:21
There is a Happydale far far away.
Posted by Racer on March 29, 2006, at 17:33:15
In reply to Re: When you come right down to it » Racer, posted by Poet on March 29, 2006, at 16:03:55
There *is* a leopard on your roof and it's my leopard and I have to get it and to get it I have to sing.
Posted by Poet on March 30, 2006, at 11:11:14
In reply to That's all well and good, except » Poet, posted by Racer on March 29, 2006, at 17:33:15
I just went gay all of the sudden.
Posted by Racer on March 30, 2006, at 11:49:39
In reply to Re: That's all well and good, except » Racer, posted by Poet on March 30, 2006, at 11:11:14
It's becoming ridiculous the way you grab attention. If I tell a joke, you finish it. If I go on a diet, you lose the weight. If I have a cold, you cough. And if we should ever have a baby, I'm not so sure I'd be the mother.
(And I knew you were going to go with that last line... :-D )
Posted by Poet on April 1, 2006, at 14:11:23
In reply to Re: That's all well and good, except » Poet, posted by Racer on March 30, 2006, at 11:49:39
What's with this kissing all of a sudden? I don't like it. Every time he goes out of this house, he shakes my hand and kisses you.
Would you prefer it the other way around?
Posted by Racer on April 1, 2006, at 15:13:54
In reply to Bet you didn't expect this one » Racer, posted by Poet on April 1, 2006, at 14:11:23
Nothing, Mary. Just a private joke between me and whoever my analyst is going to be.
Posted by Racer on April 1, 2006, at 15:20:20
In reply to Bet you didn't expect this one » Racer, posted by Poet on April 1, 2006, at 14:11:23
No matter what you think you think, you think the same as I think
Posted by Poet on April 1, 2006, at 17:01:03
In reply to And anyway... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 1, 2006, at 15:20:20
You know Maude, somebody meeting you for the first time, not knowing you were cracked, might get the wrong impression of you.
Posted by Racer on April 1, 2006, at 18:24:10
In reply to Re: And anyway... » Racer, posted by Poet on April 1, 2006, at 17:01:03
Don't you know that the greatest men in the world have told lies and let things be misunderstood if it was useful to them? Didn't you ever hear of a campaign promise?
Posted by Poet on April 3, 2006, at 10:00:36
In reply to Re: And anyway... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 1, 2006, at 18:24:10
I'm not running on a platform of correct grammar.
Posted by Racer on April 3, 2006, at 11:25:00
In reply to So... » Racer, posted by Poet on April 3, 2006, at 10:00:36
Listen, zipper-puss, some day they're just gonna find your hair ribbon and an axe someplace. Nothing else. The mystery of Morgan's Creek.
Posted by Poet on April 4, 2006, at 9:39:42
In reply to Well, if that's the way you're gonna play » Poet, posted by Racer on April 3, 2006, at 11:25:00
When I find myself in a position like this, I ask myself what would General Motors do? And then I do the opposite!
Posted by Racer on April 4, 2006, at 10:17:54
In reply to Yup, It's how I'm gonna play » Racer, posted by Poet on April 4, 2006, at 9:39:42
There's a lot to be said for making people laugh. Did you know that that's all some people have? It isn't much, but it's better than nothing in this cockeyed caravan.
Posted by Poet on April 5, 2006, at 9:03:22
In reply to Re: Yup, It's how I'm gonna play » Poet, posted by Racer on April 4, 2006, at 10:17:54
Well, I don't know what about it! We'll find that out! They'll be plenty of time for that. But I won't be made a fool of, you understand. I can't go around giving out private offices and private secretaries on the strength of a prank that, personally, I consider far from funny.
Posted by Racer on April 5, 2006, at 11:02:35
In reply to Next play » Racer, posted by Poet on April 5, 2006, at 9:03:22
And then another day... uhh... a little bit later - *considerably* later - I realized something else - something I'm imparting to you now, Mr. MacDonald. I'm not a failure. I'm a success. You see, ambition is all right if it works. But no system could be right where only half of 1% were successes and all the rest were failures - that wouldn't be right. I'm not a failure. I'm a success. And so are you, if you earn your own living and pay your bills and look the world in the eye. I hope you win your $25,000, Mr. MacDonald. But if you shouldn't happen to, don't worry about it. Now get the heck back to your desk and try to improve your arithmetic
Posted by Poet on April 6, 2006, at 8:51:24
In reply to Just a thought... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 5, 2006, at 11:02:35
I was reading a book the other day.
Reading a book?
Yes. It's all about civilization or something. A nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy says that machinery is going to take the place of every profession?
Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about.
Posted by Racer on April 6, 2006, at 12:20:05
In reply to Re: Just a thought... » Racer, posted by Poet on April 6, 2006, at 8:51:24
I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Posted by Poet on April 7, 2006, at 8:28:48
In reply to You see... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 6, 2006, at 12:20:05
What I am trying to say is: I'm not a poet, I'm an ophiologist.
Posted by Racer on April 7, 2006, at 15:12:48
In reply to Re: You see... » Racer, posted by Poet on April 7, 2006, at 8:28:48
You ought to put handles on that skull. Maybe you could grow geraniums in it.
Posted by Poet on April 10, 2006, at 8:35:26
In reply to Re: You see..., posted by Racer on April 7, 2006, at 15:12:48
I must tell St. Vitus about this.
Posted by Racer on April 10, 2006, at 10:43:58
In reply to Hmm » Racer, posted by Poet on April 10, 2006, at 8:35:26
You're not wearing nylon underwear, are you? It disintegrates at high speeds.
(And you picked one I've always loved...)
Posted by Poet on April 11, 2006, at 1:50:16
In reply to Re: Hmm, posted by Racer on April 10, 2006, at 10:43:58
Boxer shorts. K-Mart.
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