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Posted by gardenergirl on March 14, 2006, at 6:56:48
You may be from Ohio (pronounced "ah-hi-uh") if:
You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange.
You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and
construction.You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
You know what a "buckeye" really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
"Toward the lake" means "North" and "toward the river" means "South."
You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as
they open their mouths.You know how to correctly spell Cincinnati.
"Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point in the summer and deer
hunting in the fall.You measure distance in minutes.
Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
Your school classes were canceled because of heat.You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's
my coat at?"You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O
salad with marshmallows.You carry jumper cables in your car.
You know what "pop" is.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page
but requires six pages for sports.If someone says something you don't understand or hear, you say "Please?"
You call it Krogers even though it is Kroger.
Oh my....I think I do about 16 of these.
gg
Posted by annierose on March 14, 2006, at 7:36:07
In reply to JEFF FOXWORTY ON BEING FROM OHIO, posted by gardenergirl on March 14, 2006, at 6:56:48
I laughed out loud ----
Yeppers!!I get all of them.
I love Cedar Pointe. I want to go this summer. Will you join me (and my kids)?
Posted by gardenergirl on March 14, 2006, at 8:23:04
In reply to Re: JEFF FOXWORTY ON BEING FROM OHIO » gardenergirl, posted by annierose on March 14, 2006, at 7:36:07
I would love to. I haven't been in about 5 years! Hubby loves it, too.
gg
Posted by LegWarmers on March 14, 2006, at 8:41:54
In reply to JEFF FOXWORTY ON BEING FROM OHIO, posted by gardenergirl on March 14, 2006, at 6:56:48
> You know what a "buckeye" really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.fill me in... it is??
> "Toward the lake" means "North" and "toward the river" means "South."ahaha
>
> You know how to correctly spell Cincinnati.I do! and Im not from uhhiah
>
> You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
> unlocked.really? lol
>
> You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O
> salad with marshmallows.ew no! ; )
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