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Posted by 10derHeart on September 25, 2005, at 23:50:44
...when I ROTFLMAO...it came true, literally?
A new weight loss method, targeting the butt.
Sheesh...most of us would be walkin' around entirely butt-less!
For me, that sounds heavenly.
But, (pun-intended) would there be...err...residue on the floor? Pieces? A bit messy.
Wishful thinking.....
Posted by Deneb on September 26, 2005, at 0:07:00
In reply to Wouldn't it be great if...., posted by 10derHeart on September 25, 2005, at 23:50:44
ROTFLMAO! :-)
...OMG! It worked!
Where did MA go? LOL!
I gotta go to bed! ROTFL!
Hey, the floor's pretty comfy...ahhhh...sleepy...
Deneb
Posted by Damos on September 26, 2005, at 0:24:38
In reply to Wouldn't it be great if...., posted by 10derHeart on September 25, 2005, at 23:50:44
Reminds me of a colleague who said to a female friend of ours "My haven't you lost weight!" then as he walked past he looked back and said "Don't panic I've found it." Youch! Oh if looks could have killed.
Beside which, is your *ss did actually fall off some smart *ss would be sure to scream out "Oi, get your lazy butt off the floor." or something equally infantile :-)
Thanks for making me smile 10der, I want whatever pills you're on.
Posted by 10derHeart on September 26, 2005, at 1:16:37
In reply to Re: Wouldn't it be great if.... » 10derHeart, posted by Damos on September 26, 2005, at 0:24:38
> Reminds me of a colleague who said to a female friend of ours "My haven't you lost weight!" then as he walked past he looked back and said "Don't panic I've found it." Youch! Oh if looks could have killed.
Only a look??!!! I would have engaged in the killng part, I think. Is your colleague always so ...thoughtful around women?
> some smart *ss would be sure to scream out "Oi, get your lazy butt off the floor." or something equally infantile :-)
Gee, WHO would scream out such a thing? Could it be.....Daaaamos?
Actually...that reminds me of my daughter and I bantering.....when one of us would say, "hey, get your butt in here, I want to show you something," and so forth, the other would inevitably make some odd noises and complain they couldn't do it, because, "I'm trying, but I can't get it loose from my body," or something sillier. And I had a boss once, who loved to say things like, "I want someone to tell that guy to get his *ss in here and talk to me," where some of us (not moi, of course! ;-)) would ask him if he really only wanted the *ss part, and wouldn't that just sound like [insert many nasty f*rting sounds]...oh, yes, grown-ups acting worse than little boys!
> Thanks for making me smile 10der, I want whatever pills you're on.ha ha. good thing I'm not on birth control or hormone replacement or anything like that...then I'd challenge you to follow through with your wish...;-)
Just too much coffee and too many mint-chocolate flavored cookies, I'm afraid.
>
Posted by fairywings on September 26, 2005, at 3:07:28
In reply to Re: Wouldn't it be great if.... » 10derHeart, posted by Damos on September 26, 2005, at 0:24:38
> Reminds me of a colleague who said to a female friend of ours "My haven't you lost weight!" then as he walked past he looked back and said "Don't panic I've found it." Youch! Oh if looks could have killed.
>
Damos, you coulda said, "yeah, i thought i saw it on your sad *ss!", or if it's a guy, "your wife's been complaining about what you've "lost" lately too, and I'm not talking about your brain."
fw
Posted by fairywings on September 26, 2005, at 3:08:32
In reply to Wouldn't it be great if...., posted by 10derHeart on September 25, 2005, at 23:50:44
I don't know, I try ROTF, and I don't lose anything, but I'm great at picking up a LOT of dog hair!
fw
Posted by gardenergirl on September 26, 2005, at 7:37:54
In reply to Re: Wouldn't it be great if.... » 10derHeart, posted by fairywings on September 26, 2005, at 3:08:32
Yeah, I'd be covered in dog hair, too.
Hey, thanks for a great way to start Monday! ROFL!!!!
gg
Posted by lynn970 on September 26, 2005, at 7:39:29
In reply to Re: Wouldn't it be great if.... » 10derHeart, posted by fairywings on September 26, 2005, at 3:08:32
*if there was no such thing as mental illness.
*no such thing as any disease* Children would do exactly what they were told by their parents.
* No crime
* No child abuse
* No need for a diet
* No need for a breast reduction. lol
Posted by fairywings on September 26, 2005, at 10:37:11
In reply to Re: Wouldn't it be great if...., posted by gardenergirl on September 26, 2005, at 7:37:54
Posted by messadivoce on September 26, 2005, at 14:21:00
In reply to Re: Wouldn't it be great if.... U R welcome! ; ) (nm) » gardenergirl, posted by fairywings on September 26, 2005, at 10:37:11
I am ROTLFMAO as we speak!!
The bad news is I am in the library on my lunch break, trying not to snort too much as I read this thread!!
:-)
Posted by sunny10 on September 26, 2005, at 15:00:14
In reply to Re: Wouldn't it be great if...., posted by lynn970 on September 26, 2005, at 7:39:29
Posted by Damos on September 26, 2005, at 16:38:00
In reply to Re: Wouldn't it be great if.... » 10derHeart, posted by fairywings on September 26, 2005, at 3:08:32
Hey Fairywings :-)
I saw a cushion once that had "An outfit without dog hair is incomplete" embroidered on it and aint that the truth.
Posted by Damos on September 26, 2005, at 16:48:49
In reply to Re: Wouldn't it be great if.... » Damos, posted by 10derHeart on September 26, 2005, at 1:16:37
> Only a look??!!! I would have engaged in the killng part, I think. Is your colleague always so ...thoughtful around women?
He was VERY gay and such a b*tch and the two of them used to go at each other regularly points pretty much went on serve.
> Gee, WHO would scream out such a thing? Could it be.....Daaaamos?Guilty as charged your honour ;-)
> Actually...that reminds me of my daughter and I bantering.....when one of us would say, "hey, get your butt in here, I want to show you something," and so forth, the other would inevitably make some odd noises and complain they couldn't do it, because, "I'm trying, but I can't get it loose from my body," or something sillier. And I had a boss once, who loved to say things like, "I want someone to tell that guy to get his *ss in here and talk to me," where some of us (not moi, of course! ;-)) would ask him if he really only wanted the *ss part, and wouldn't that just sound like [insert many nasty f*rting sounds]...oh, yes, grown-ups acting worse than little boys!
> ha ha. good thing I'm not on birth control or hormone replacement or anything like that...then I'd challenge you to follow through with your wish...;-)You would too wouldn't you, and you'd probably disguise them as M&Ms
There's one thing I'm wondering though. What exactly does a 'sorry *ss' look like?
Posted by wildcard on September 26, 2005, at 20:18:31
In reply to Wouldn't it be great if...., posted by 10derHeart on September 25, 2005, at 23:50:44
I love having a big butt! It evens out the top..lol If not i might tip over :(
Posted by fairywings on September 27, 2005, at 6:28:45
In reply to Re: Wouldn't it be great if.... » fairywings, posted by Damos on September 26, 2005, at 16:38:00
well at least I can say, "I really tried to get this darned dog hair up all day, but it's just everywhere!" and my family thinks maybe I vacuumed. LOL Yeah right.....maybe today
fw
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