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Posted by Jadah on July 29, 2005, at 17:17:23
I just saw the wedding crashers and i almost peed in my pants laughing! Movies like that are precious.....anything that makes you laugh is good, even if it means laughing at yourself sometimes! Example... yesterday I left the doctors office with part of the paper gown sticking out of my pants! Everyone was looking at me- I tried to make myself feel better by trying to convince myself that I was getting looks because I had a good hair day! Found out the truth when I got to my car- so embarrassed! I havent been that embarrasses since three years ago when I went to the Aerosmith concert and had a fabric softener sticking out of my pants! What is it with me and things in my pants???? Oh, I almost forgot about the time when my friend had an old fashioned gum ball machine and beside it was a bag of purple balls.... I assumed they were gum balls so I popped two in my mouth... they were paint balls! *Ugh* Im in a good mood today- I went to the doctor for my treatment and it went well. Anyway, laughter is good for the soul, better than medication. Anyone else up for spilling their most embarrassing moments?
Posted by TamaraJ on July 29, 2005, at 18:05:43
In reply to need a good laugh?, posted by Jadah on July 29, 2005, at 17:17:23
I'll try to make you feel better. A friend of my brother's ex had been working out and really getting into shape and losing weight. Anyway, one day, on the way back to work from the gym, she is walking down a busy downtown street and is getting all these looks and whistles. She feels so good because she thinks the looks are looks of admiration for her new trim, slim body. Anyway, a bus goes by and she gets hit with a gust of wind and feels cold air on her back side. It turns out that she had tucked the back of her skirt into the top of her thong underwear and had been walking around with her bare *ss hanging out!!! Was she EVER embarrassed.
I've done too many embarrassing things to mention :-)
Posted by spriggy on July 29, 2005, at 18:34:40
In reply to Re: need a good laugh? » Jadah, posted by TamaraJ on July 29, 2005, at 18:05:43
Mine is similar to Tamara's friend.
I had one of those wrap around skirts (remember those), this must've been 1996 or so..
I had my son in my arms carrying him as I was walking into the church. A deacon from the church was greeting at the front door and was standing there with a few other men from church as I went to walk in.They are all welcoming me in and my wrap around skirt came undone (completely) and crumbled to the floor. So I'm standing there in my underwear at the front entrance of the church with about 3 men staring at me as I try to put my son down, bend over, pick the skirt up, step back into it and wrap it around and button it again.
Yeah... it was probably a Sunday they'll never forget and it wasn't because of the move of the Lord either. LOL
Posted by spriggy on July 29, 2005, at 18:38:57
In reply to Re: need a good laugh?, posted by spriggy on July 29, 2005, at 18:34:40
One more (mine always seem to be church related, LOL).
I was helping out with scheduling some things for our summer camps at church a few years back, so I needed our senior pastor's schedule.
I walk into his office (and he was a very quiet, shy type of man) and I said, " Do you have your sexual ready? I mean SCHEDULE, yeah SCHEDULE, sorry about that." He turned about 9 shades of red.
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In February my husband and I did a tag team type preaching message in front of our entire church body on marriage.
My husband is speaking and I am sitting behind on the stage (mind you there are about 800 people staring at him and me).
He is telling them things we do to keep romance alive, and he says, " One thing we do often is have a date right there on the living room floor on a blanket." He was referring to how we often get some type of snacks, sparkling cider, put out a picnic blanket and when the kids' go to bed, we have candles lit and just have a date night in our living room.
However, the way he said it sounded a bit different. So people start snickering.. I turned red, and then somebody from the congregations grabs their bulletin they were using for a fan, runs up on stage and "fans me" with it it in front of everyone.
We have NEVER lived that one down to this day. When we left that church, one group of people bought us a nice, new picnic blanket that you can pack up. LOL
Posted by JenStar on July 30, 2005, at 20:24:46
In reply to need a good laugh?, posted by Jadah on July 29, 2005, at 17:17:23
that was so funny, thanks for sharing! :) I laughed at your pants stories and the "gumballs."
Hmmmm...my experiences...once I gave a presentation at work, then later realized I'd had a snot in my nose. Not a huge snot, but a sort of dried out "hanger." I tried to convince myself no one had seen it, but it was pretty obvious in the mirror. Yikes!!!
Another time I walked into my boss' cubicle at work to discuss a project, and he had just f*rted. I could tell because of the time-honored aroma that wafted suddenly to my nose. He also started in surprise to see me, reddened, then quickly backed his rolling chair back to the far wall of the small cubicle. It was very obvious to both of us what had just occurred. I casually backed up a bit, acting like I wanted to lean on the cube entryway, and asked my question as if it didn't smell like a freshly opened bag of manure in the cube. I was embarrassed even though it wasn't even MY f*rt!
JenStar
Posted by JenStar on July 30, 2005, at 20:26:44
In reply to Re: need a good laugh?, posted by spriggy on July 29, 2005, at 18:38:57
spriggy, that is such a funny, cute story! I love it! I love the fact that they gave you a blanket! LOL!
JenStar
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