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Posted by just plain jane on March 13, 2005, at 2:52:11
I em so soorree I deed no enser yoo IM en hef no been een here a while.
Eet ees only I em beezy weeth dees yooongsters who do dee sheeteeng und eeteeng und neeeeng all zees loooveeng.
Und zen zer ees zee teeenejjers und zee elders whos also need zee loove und affection.
Zee hoorses weel soon be four es I heff poorchees zee stood coolt in zee Percheron moodel who knows nootheeng, not eefen to leed.
Deed I menchun zee son what went avay to zee servees? Ah yeees, he decides he doos no like eet so he und hees boddy tek a walk een zee meedel off zee nyte to see zee sights off Sen Deeaygo. Zen he caaals hees modder (thet beeeng me) und tellls her hee ees et zee Greyhundt Station und hes no monny und no do hees boddy und weel I help zem.
Oh Gooooodeeee
Eeet ees now tyme for dem to go bek und fess zee myoosic bot I don teenk dey weel be heereeng zee Halls of Montezuma greetink zem, no I tenk eet be moor like Taps.
Dem domsheets goon hef to do time for zee cryme, holee sheet, yes!
Not to menshon all zees doggs mekken zee sheet alla zee tyme nyte und day und I moost kleen et opp, joo no?
Weeelll, I comen zee heer for I no cood sleep und I vas goeeng to enser yoor IM bot I wass too lezzy und falleenk asleep from zee exawstchun bot now, you see I emm avake und ken rite verry vell zees enser to yoor kveschon wheech vas em I OK end yoo see zee enser ees yes! thenk yoo.
Een zee meentyme I veel be sinkeenk off you und odders heer I kerr about (menny), bot I yooost be verry kwyet so I doon deesterb ze sleepeenk poppies.Keep your stick on the ice.
yoost plen jen
Posted by Susan47 on March 13, 2005, at 11:16:02
In reply to 4 AdaGrace Whomever, posted by just plain jane on March 13, 2005, at 2:52:11
Vat hef yoo been shmoking?
Posted by Susan47 on March 13, 2005, at 11:22:05
In reply to 4 AdaGrace Whomever, posted by just plain jane on March 13, 2005, at 2:52:11
"falleenk asleep from zee exawstchun bot"
Vas ist "exawstchun" bitte?
Hey, you have puppies??? PUPPIES??? Your dog had PUPPIES? I remember that now, what type of bitch is she and are the puppies pure or mixed? Oh do tell, darling, we've all missed you so terribly terribly much. And what the heck is exawstchun, I tried so many times and just couldn't say it to make any sense to me.Sheesh, you've had a heck of time lately darling. But you have a fab sense of humour, love you love you.
Posted by AdaGrace on March 13, 2005, at 11:43:58
In reply to 4 AdaGrace Whomever, posted by just plain jane on March 13, 2005, at 2:52:11
Yoooo eeeessss un seeek seesta, and I keen not understeen mosss o yooo verds. Sceeeerrry to see ze leeess.
Posted by Susan47 on March 13, 2005, at 12:03:09
In reply to 4 AdaGrace Whomever, posted by just plain jane on March 13, 2005, at 2:52:11
No no no, I think her son's gone AWOL I really wanna know what happens next, but I have to admit all those ee's really wear me down. Can't do it no more, hon'. SPEAK TO US, GREAT ONE!! Sorry to shout, I'm just so happy to see JPJ and a bit pissed to think she may not show up again for a long time ... what a tease. Enough. I'm outta here if she's not comin' back.
Posted by alexandra_k on March 13, 2005, at 12:35:55
In reply to Re: 4 AdaGrace Whomever » just plain jane, posted by Susan47 on March 13, 2005, at 11:22:05
Posted by Susan47 on March 13, 2005, at 21:06:56
In reply to Re: exawstchun = exhaustion? (nm) » Susan47, posted by alexandra_k on March 13, 2005, at 12:35:55
Posted by just plain jane on March 13, 2005, at 22:02:59
In reply to Re: 4 AdaGrace Whomever, posted by Susan47 on March 13, 2005, at 12:03:09
> No no no, I think her son's gone AWOL I really wanna know what happens next, but I have to admit all those ee's really wear me down. Can't do it no more, hon'. SPEAK TO US, GREAT ONE!! Sorry to shout, I'm just so happy to see JPJ and a bit pissed to think she may not show up again for a long time ... what a tease. Enough. I'm outta here if she's not comin' back.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>you are right
i do not know what happens next
they have been out just under a month
thirty days would make them deserters
tomorrow they go to Marine Reserve Unit and see if the CO there will have my boots removed from their esses before he puts his up there
they will be sent back from whence they came
they will stand three million years on the quarter-deck
their names will be changed to mud
DISSSSSSSSSmissed
jpjpjpjpjpjpjpjpjpjpjpj
Posted by Susan47 on March 14, 2005, at 0:16:42
In reply to beengo » Susan47, posted by just plain jane on March 13, 2005, at 22:02:59
Wow. You're inspiring, you are. And scary. Go, Jane.
Posted by AdaGrace on March 14, 2005, at 13:40:08
In reply to 4 AdaGrace Whomever, posted by just plain jane on March 13, 2005, at 2:52:11
Ahhh the poor laddie had no idea what he was getting his breeches into did he?
Now he's goin to regret dis fo shoooo.
Ada, shaking her head, Grace
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