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Posted by SAW on August 31, 2004, at 2:55:30
The food is my enemy,
I shall not eat.
I maketh my salad of green leaves,
and wander past my still fitness walker.
In restaurants never more,
my limbs toddle in the paths of painstaking lunging for fashion’s name’s sake
Yea, though I walk through the valley of fast food’s shadow of carbs,
I will fear no flab,
for my fat blocker art with me,
thy drops and thy pills, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of my calorie counter,
thou anointest my salad with olive oil,
my cup of green tea runneth over.
Surely fruit bars and shakes shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I shall dwell in the temple of the half-starved forever!!:)
Sabrina
Posted by Jai Narayan on September 1, 2004, at 20:50:41
In reply to The Weight-Loss Prayer, posted by SAW on August 31, 2004, at 2:55:30
Okay sign me up for this new religion. I love the prayer. I could feel the pounds falling off as I read it. I was chomping on spelt pretzels Newman's Own....
Thank you dear Goddess and holder of the sacred prayer.
Jai Narayan the thinnest woman on the planet.
Posted by SAW on September 2, 2004, at 1:20:24
In reply to Re: The Weight-Loss Prayer, posted by Jai Narayan on September 1, 2004, at 20:50:41
Oh goodie, I just knew someone had to enjoy it!
Sabrina
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