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Posted by karen_kay on July 9, 2004, at 15:38:46
but now, let's try something competely different, shall we? let's try a 10 list for someone else? can we do that? am i breaking some sacred rule? did i spell sacred wrong? hardey har har!
ok, i'll start.. a ten list for scott in vermont...
10. scott is a wonderful father. his children are intelligent, loving, beautiful, caring individuals who love their father very much. they will grow to be wonderful people because they learned how to be that way from their father. thank you scott for being a wonderful father.
9. scott has a beautiful home. he owns lots of land with a beautiful creek (is it a creek?) with a waterfall. on his land, you can go hiking (naked of course), have bonfires, enjoy nature, and see many different animals (like his friends drunk and running around naked and drunk). oh, and did i mention the view on his porch?
8. scott has a beautiful girlfriend who loves him very much (hello, do you blame her?). she now has a job closer to him, so they can have lunch together (do they really eat lunch during that hour? and do they ever get back on time?). she's always supportive of him. she's always there for him. she always accepts him.
7. scott's a fighter (not a wrestler, unless there's liquor involved, then the tights come out). scott won't give up. scott's hanging in there. scott will get through.
6. scott has wonderful ideas. (not just his commune idea folks.. come on, that's not all i think about!!!) scott's intelligent. scott's motivated. scott's wonderful. scott will come up with solutions when he needs to, i have no doubt in my mind.
5. scott's good looking :) (no more info needed)
4. scott is surrounded by many wonderful friends who love him and care about him. they catch him when he falls (hopefully before he falls in the bonfire. good grief!). his friends love him like family and need him as much as he needs them. i know i wish i was surrounded by friends like that.
3. scott has a very fast car!!!! a car that goes very very fast... don't we all wish we had a fast car? scott, will you take me for a ride in your fast car? do you use your fast car to pick up chicks? if not, you could you know..
2. scott likes to make things with his hands (what else can you do with those hands scott?). not only does he have a great job, but he also likes to create things with his hands, all on his own. that's a wonderful talent to have.
1. scott is loved by everyone he meets. his children love him. his girlfriend loves him. his family loves him. his friends love him. his coworkers love him (beware office relationships scott!!!! very bad news!!!). the people on babble love him! see scott, you are loved everywhere you go!
ok, who's next? if you don't want to do (hardey har har!) someone else, you can do yourself. but, it's always funner to do someone else, you know!
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on July 9, 2004, at 16:06:38
In reply to time for a 10..., posted by karen_kay on July 9, 2004, at 15:38:46
1. KK has a nice caboose (if you know what I mean...)
2. KK has many marriage proposals and apparently a number of fiance(e)s. This makes her popular and never in need of someone to pay for dinner or ready and waiting with a compliment.
3. KK does well in beauty pageants. Though in the shadow much of the time of certain Babblers, she holds her own in the bathing suit (coming in 3rd to All Done and Miss Honey) and talent competitions
4. KK talks to strangers, flirts with people named Loopy, and feels for the homeless. KK is the definition of empathy.
5. KK's creativity when it comes to all things, but especially if dreaming up possible romantic scenarios for Bean and Miss Honey, is beyond compare. She makes everyone smile.
6. KK has kick a$$ eyebrows and looks like Louise Brooks (at least this is how I imagine you, am I right?)
7. KK is not afraid to paint houses one minute, take a ladylike bubblebath the next, and bake cookies the next. She is a Renaissance Woman.
8. KK appreciates the sex appeal of Rowan Atkinson
9. KK is supportive, encouraging, creative, one of those people you miss when they're gone.
10. KK is absofreakinlutely hysterical - my top qualification for a friend
Posted by justyourlaugh on July 9, 2004, at 16:26:13
In reply to Re: time for a 10 (KK), posted by Miss Honeychurch on July 9, 2004, at 16:06:38
1. c has a wife that loves him forever
2. c shares 5 treasures with the world, all with his eyes
3. c has the best rick morranis inpersonation
4. he cant carry a tune but will sign every word to his favourites no matter who is in the room
5. c has never let his family "need" for anything
6. he has never passed a child without smiling
7. c will always have the sole of a 19 year old
8. respects all people
9. will be "pee wee herman" to impress me
10. c loves me...
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Posted by tabitha on July 9, 2004, at 16:48:38
In reply to for c .., posted by justyourlaugh on July 9, 2004, at 16:26:13
1. waits patiently for breakfast, even though the time of serving may vary 8 hours or more
2. has perfect camoflage coloring to blend into the overgrown back yard in the summertime
3. chose me over all others
4. is nameless and un-nameable
5. is proud of her belly, regardless of its state of flab or svelteness
6. gets picked on regularly by larger and meaner cats, yet never loses her dignity
7. coexists peacefully with opossums
8. eats whatever I feed her without complaint
9. is weather-resistant
10. has her own private toilet, whereabouts unknown.
Posted by justyourlaugh on July 9, 2004, at 17:19:25
In reply to Re: for my cat, posted by tabitha on July 9, 2004, at 16:48:38
wow tab ..
c is all that aswell..however i can see him when he is in the back yard playing with the butterflies and when it rains his knee hurts..
jyl
Posted by partlycloudy on July 9, 2004, at 17:35:41
In reply to time for a 10..., posted by karen_kay on July 9, 2004, at 15:38:46
10. Makes a wicked spaghetti sauce out of the most unthinkable ingredients.
9. Loves his kids so much, they call HIM! And they are 20 to 25 years old (3 of them). This in spite of being divorced from their mum for 16 years, and havinglived on the opposite coast for much of the time.
8. Never protests when I say that I'm not up to something, like, say, watching television. (Has the patience of a saint.)
7. Calls me many many times when he's out of town to see how I'm doing and to tell me he loves me.
6. Is under the spell of our cat. Even though he says she's stupid (true), spoiled (true), lazy (true), and insane (her name IS Psycho); he picks her up and talks baby talk to her until she purrs, just for him.
5. Takes great care of himself for me.
4. Calls his parents and listens to them talk to each other on the phones in their home while he listens.
3. Says he just wants me to be happy, and he's glad his "woman" is back (so am I).
2. Washes the cars himself AND dries them.
1. Loves to travel as much as I do, and follows my directions in foreign countries.
Posted by jay on July 9, 2004, at 22:00:21
In reply to time for a 10..., posted by karen_kay on July 9, 2004, at 15:38:46
10. Love me, unconditionally, through my 34+ years
9. Gave me the *absolute* best childhood in the world.
8. Tell them I love them both often, as they do for me.
7. Showed me compassion and love are more important than might and power.
6. Where there for me at a time when I lost *everything*, and everyone.
5. Are part of my small circle of best friends.
4. Never, ever let me have to do without, no matter what it means for them to have to do without.
3. Believed in me when nobody, I mean *nobody*, else did.
2. Showed me that a piece of heaven resides in our hearts.
1. That *love* wins, no matter what anyone says.
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