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Posted by fallsfall on July 1, 2004, at 7:27:15
Usually I don't pass email "forwards" on, but I particularly liked this one.
Things Stressed Women Say
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf**k you.
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 20 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like s**t. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
27. A h**d-on doesn't count as personal growth.
28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
29. If a**holes could fly, this place would be an airport.
30. Look in my eyes.... Do you see one ounce of give-a-s**t?
Posted by mal on July 1, 2004, at 8:27:49
In reply to Things Stressed Women Say, posted by fallsfall on July 1, 2004, at 7:27:15
This was good for a smile this morning! THanks for posting it!! I haven't posted in over a year but I check back here occasionally- always I am glad I did!!
Have a great day!
Mal
Posted by TofuEmmy on July 1, 2004, at 10:56:50
In reply to Things Stressed Women Say, posted by fallsfall on July 1, 2004, at 7:27:15
Oh Falls, these were great. I thought at least 10 of them just last night.
I must send this to all my IRL pals. I think I still have some? I should turn off my PC and go check! :-)
Posted by DaisyM on July 1, 2004, at 22:18:51
In reply to Re: Things Stressed Women Say, posted by TofuEmmy on July 1, 2004, at 10:56:50
I'm claiming number 7 and number 10 as my new montras.
Posted by gardenergirl on July 2, 2004, at 0:00:54
In reply to Things Stressed Women Say, posted by fallsfall on July 1, 2004, at 7:27:15
Posted by Shar on July 3, 2004, at 18:11:39
In reply to Things Stressed Women Say, posted by fallsfall on July 1, 2004, at 7:27:15
This is the end of the thread.
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