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Posted by tootercat on May 25, 2004, at 12:28:48
To my darling children, KK, AD, Lala, Kid?,Jai, I am so sorry that I have been so "absent" lately. I was so available and just seem to have fallen off the face of Babble. Please know that I think of you daily and "check in" but haven't felt very capable of contributing anything helpful or witty.
Truth be told also I have been caught up in my romance with your "new" someday gonna be father and have been rather selfish with my time.... I love you guys; you keep me balanced.Meows,
Toots
Posted by karen_kay on May 27, 2004, at 13:57:29
In reply to Bad Mama Toots! Do my kids feel ignored?, posted by tootercat on May 25, 2004, at 12:28:48
MOMMA!!!!!! i've missed you momma! i'm glad that you and future 'daddy' are blissfully hapy right now. and i'm certain things will stay that way forever. although i've missed you, it's very good to know that you are so very much in love right now and happy!!!!
just one question momma..... if kid's my brother, can we still get married? what about all done? she did say yes mother, i'm just waiting for my ring. you'd be proud momma.
Posted by tootercat on May 27, 2004, at 16:25:49
In reply to Re: Bad Mama Toots! Do my kids feel ignored?, posted by karen_kay on May 27, 2004, at 13:57:29
just one question momma..... if kid's my brother, can we still get married?
<<<<Well.....yeah....remember you guys are adopted angel children so you can marry him, divorce him and still be his sister!>>>>what about all done?
<<<<<Unless we move to Utah you can only marry one or the other honey!>>>>
you'd be proud momma.
<<<<I AM PROUD>>>> :)
Posted by kid47 on May 27, 2004, at 19:29:03
In reply to Bad Mama Toots! Do my kids feel ignored?, posted by tootercat on May 25, 2004, at 12:28:48
mama?...is it really you?...where have you been? KK has been really mean to me and All Done says I have to get a job and support the both of them. Mama I'm skeerd. Make em stop....and will my new daddy buy me a Harley. Pleeeese. All the other kids have one. I'm so glad you're home.
kid
Posted by karen_kay on May 27, 2004, at 20:16:52
In reply to Re: Bad Mama Toots! Do my kids feel ignored?, posted by kid47 on May 27, 2004, at 19:29:03
yeah, will daddy buy him a harley momma? pretty please?
and i've not been mean momma, i swear! i've been very, very nice! i don't know why he's skeerd. i think it's just because he's chicken! or maybe he's skeerd of chickens? i can't remember which.
and why does he say skeerd instead of scared? has he been talking to some person with an accent momma? momma, make him stop! and make him propose to me too momma! can you do that? maybe he just has a yellow streak and is skeerd i'll say no?
momma, make your son behave!!!!!!! he's fibbing again and i think he needs a spankin (and not by me this time, or it wouldn't be a punishment! maybe if all done does it, he wouldn't enjoy it nearly as much?)
and i have another question, if i marry all done, my sister, that would make all done kid's sister and sister in law, right? would that be weird? and could we just move to utah momma? jeff's there. you need another son, don't you? and what about canada? there are a lot of good people there too..... momma, where are we moving?
Posted by Tootercat on May 27, 2004, at 22:11:23
In reply to Re: Bad Mama Toots! Do my kids feel ignored?, posted by kid47 on May 27, 2004, at 19:29:03
mama?...is it really you?
<<<Yes honey Mama is back>>>...where have you been?
<<<I've been in a place that nobody could follow>>>KK has been really mean to me
<<<That's just our KK exerting some estrogen to see if it's really stronger than your testosterone; it'll pass and she'll be our sweet little wonderchild again>>>>>All Done says I have to get a job and support the both of them.
<<<<Like I told KK earlier...only if ya move to Utah>>>>
Mama I'm skeerd. Make em stop....
<<<<Not to worry honey I won't let anyone hurt you>>>>and will my new daddy buy me a Harley. Pleeeese. All the other kids have one.
<< I hate to do this but....."and if all the kids wanted to jump off the bridge would you want to do that too???". Sorry Kiddo I gotta veto that one...>>>>>I'm so glad you're home.
<<<Me too Kid...me too...>>>>>Mama T
Posted by Tootercat on May 27, 2004, at 22:24:54
In reply to Re: Bad Mama Toots! Do my kids feel ignored? » kid47, posted by karen_kay on May 27, 2004, at 20:16:52
> yeah, will daddy buy him a harley momma? pretty please?
******No ma'am No Harley's******
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> and i've not been mean momma, i swear! i've been very, very nice!
*****I think you're not telling me the whole truth baby******i don't know why he's skeerd. i think it's just because he's chicken! or maybe he's skeerd of chickens? i can't remember which.
>
****Maybe he's like you and he doesn't like yellow and chickens lay eggs and eggs have yolks and yolks are yellow....******> and why does he say skeerd instead of scared? has he been talking to some person with an accent momma? momma, make him stop!
***I think he tapped into the language of who he was in a previous life KK honey.....it's temporary****and make him propose to me too momma! can you do that? maybe he just has a yellow streak and is skeerd i'll say no?
****Sweetheart you have got to give him some breathing room! and Oh God don't say yellow!
Did you ever think he's waiting for you to propose??? He's very enlightened*******
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> momma, make your son behave!!!!!!! he's fibbing again and i think he needs a spankin (and not by me this time, or it wouldn't be a punishment! maybe if all done does it, he wouldn't enjoy it nearly as much?)****I think as long as it isn't me doing the spankin' he's gonna enjoy it!*****
>
> and i have another question, if i marry all done, my sister, that would make all done kid's sister and sister in law, right? would that be weird? and could we just move to utah momma? jeff's there. you need another son, don't you?****KK we need our own island to do the things you're proposing....time for research*****
and what about canada?
there are a lot of good
people there too..... momma, where are we moving?****No to Canada ......just want to stay in the good ole US of A*****
You are definitely one of a kind!
Mama
Posted by karen_kay on May 28, 2004, at 20:59:40
In reply to Re: Bad Mama Toots! Do my kids feel ignored? » karen_kay, posted by Tootercat on May 27, 2004, at 22:24:54
jay and octo? i think they're in canada. can they move with us? and can we all get married? is there a certain number of people i can marry? do i have to choose? and do they have to say yes? if they say no, can i marry them anyway? and do we have to live together momma? and what if they don't like me? and what if they aren't rich? will our new daddy be able to buy enough food for all of us? it is becoming a small army now. what if my new daddy doesn't like me momma? will you spank him? my almost brother (is that right?) has a harley, why can't kid? momma, it's not fair!!!! what if he wore a helmet and drove really really slow?
and momma, will my new daddy buy me a car? and a few friends? and some new makeup? and a job? and a pony? and some new shoes? and i really need some new cds. and i need a dirt bike too! and a new boyfriend, can he buy me one of those? and a pool? and a pet mermaid? momma, when are you and daddy going to get married? i need a new daddy fast! can i talk to him and put a rush on it? i need some new things mother! hurry, hurry, hurry!!!
Posted by All Done on June 1, 2004, at 17:18:52
In reply to Bad Mama Toots! Do my kids feel ignored?, posted by tootercat on May 25, 2004, at 12:28:48
(((Mama))),
I'm so very glad that you're doing well and happy! We've missed you, but at least you've been gone for good reasons.
That said, you better yell at KK! She's asking everyone and their brother to marry her and it's making me mad. Plus, she always tries to get me to do bad things just for her own amusement. I, of course, am not even mildly amused by these things, but she twists my arm so hard I could cry. And before you ask, yes. If she told me to jump off a bridge, I would.
And about kid...he ate all the cupcakes I made! Wah!
Help me!
You're favorite,
Laurie
Posted by tootercat on June 3, 2004, at 10:36:53
In reply to Re: Bad Mama Toots! Do my kids feel ignored? » tootercat, posted by All Done on June 1, 2004, at 17:18:52
AD,
I do not know what to do about your sister. She desperately wants to get hitched and is asking everyone, I know! First it was Lala, Then Kid, then Jai, I think she is after Scott in VT,and you. Heavens if she "mates" with all of ya I am gonna be a tired Gramma Toots! As far as her twisting your arm you gotta learn to fall to the ground before she gets it too tight a person cannot successfully hold on to "dead" weight. (learned that in a self defense class)Oh and there will be no bridge jumping unless there is a bungy cord attached.
And I guess you just have to be faster than your brother. Kid is a boy and boys like to scarf cupcakes.....sorry sweetie.....You are my favorite but we won't share that with everybody......
Mama
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