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Posted by Jai Narayan on March 24, 2004, at 19:25:47
Okay, here's what you need to do.....
1. leave one message to all "thank you all for your wonderful responses"
2. eat that dinner with...what was her name again?
3. tell me how you got to be so funny?
4. are you as funny in person?
5. It's so much fun to have you back
Posted by Karen_kay on March 24, 2004, at 20:08:09
In reply to what you have to do, posted by Jai Narayan on March 24, 2004, at 19:25:47
Jai, I screamed your name last night (thank god I know how to pronounce it now), and my boyfriend said, "Just who the *^@$ is JAI?" I was discombulated. Pardon me. Chalk it up to the heat of the moment. And no, I'm not this funny in real life. In fact, I'm rather dry and boring. I've been told over, and over, and over, and over again that I'm dry, so dry in fact that I should be champaign.
And Jai, I must say I have a bone to pick with you. But, before I get nasty, I'll be sweet first. I already forgot that girl's name, so instead I'll have dinner with you? How's that sound? Will you cook? But, I get to wear the apron. And haven't we had this fight before? Thanks for saying it's fun to have me back. I must assure you, it's fun to be back. I've missed you, not as much as Bob but I still missed you. ANd I'm sure I didn't miss you as much as Bob missed me, but still, I missed you :) (Don't you hate me?) Now, back to me griping at you.... (perfect segue) What was that little poem you wrote to kid? Yes, I saw that. Now, everyone here knows that kid belongs to me. And I'll not have you writing your (be civil be civil) (be civil be civil) stuff (and that's the only civil thing I can think of) to him. So, from now on, before you correspond with kid, you must first approach me and get my consent to post to kid. That seems reasonable to me, wouldn't you agree? (And Jai, I only say this because I know you and kid can take a joke darlin)
Posted by EmmyS on March 24, 2004, at 20:38:04
In reply to Re: what you have to do » Jai Narayan, posted by Karen_kay on March 24, 2004, at 20:08:09
I'm sure you didn't mean it, but if I were jlynne, my feelings would be hurt. Of course, I'm just a big whiney baby, so maybe it's just me. I dunno. Re-read what you wrote and see what you think.
Emmy
Posted by EmmyS on March 24, 2004, at 20:44:41
In reply to KK and Jai, posted by EmmyS on March 24, 2004, at 20:38:04
Ok....jeepers...I had to read the ABOVE thread TOO??? That's way too confusing for this old bird. I get it now. I'm VERY sorry!!!!
Emmy
Posted by Karen_kay on March 24, 2004, at 21:00:35
In reply to Re: KK and Jai - OK I take it all back, posted by EmmyS on March 24, 2004, at 20:44:41
Jlynne jlynne jlynne jlynne jlynne jlynne jlynne
jlynne jlynne jlynne jlynne jlynne jlynne jlynnethere jylnne, I've commited your name to my memory!!!! I won't forget your name EVER EVER EVER!!!! Promise! I'm just making fun of my own blasted memory! Promise!
Posted by jlynne on March 24, 2004, at 23:08:55
In reply to Of course we didn't forget Jlynne's name..., posted by Karen_kay on March 24, 2004, at 21:00:35
" . . . you talkin' to me?"
Posted by Karen_kay on March 25, 2004, at 8:12:23
In reply to Re: Of course we didn't forget Jlynne's name... » Karen_kay, posted by jlynne on March 24, 2004, at 23:08:55
I see you'll fit in fine around here. At least in this neck of the woods. And I must say, I stayed up very late last night waiting for dinner and you never showed. I'm still bitter. Let's just say I didn't scream your name last night! Or perhaps I did, but not in a good way! (And the Social board is just for being "Social" so we can just chat here! Feel free! And if you can't keep up, I'll chat for you!)
Posted by Jai Narayan on March 25, 2004, at 12:56:57
In reply to Re: what you have to do » Jai Narayan, posted by Karen_kay on March 24, 2004, at 20:08:09
> Will you cook?
* I am one great cook.>What was that little poem you wrote to kid? Yes, I saw that. Now, everyone here knows that kid belongs to me. And I'll not have you writing your (be civil be civil) (be civil be civil) stuff (and that's the only civil thing I can think of) to him. So, from now on, before you correspond with kid, you must first approach me and get my consent to post to kid. That seems reasonable to me, wouldn't you agree?
*Okay now I must admit that I never got to know kid before.....I think he's kinda cute. The interactions between you both really made me appreciate him a lot. I always liked you....but now I like him too. Not as much as I like Dr. Bob. You know he's my type, right?
But that kid is looking really good too. You left him for a whole week all alone and on his lonesome.....honey, when the cats away.....meow ^_^
So you could invite him over to have dinner with us....hummm and your boyfriend too?
Of course Kid needs to have his wife and the children and it wouldn't hurt to invite: all done, elle, miss honey, gg, dinah, jai, jay, daisy, jlynne Emmy, falls, zen, bubba, jyl, jeff, kid a, penny, slinky, bob, tabitha, pegasus, nikki,, phil, poet, joslynn, dee, and every other poster on this board that has ever posted
Love you
Jai Narayan
Posted by Karen_kay on March 25, 2004, at 18:29:04
In reply to I must be brutally honest, posted by Jai Narayan on March 25, 2004, at 12:56:57
How's that for irony? Ok, since you can take a joke, I give you full reign to post wherever you like. If someone tickles your fancy, feel free. But I must warn you about kid. I believe he's about a hundred years old. He told me so himself. And he doesn't have any money at all. Beware! About Bob, are you still after him? I gave that one up long ago. But, you seem destined for disaster. Keep telling yourself "You can do it!" Maybe it'll happen? You never know. I'm cheering you on girl...
Back to you. How have you been lately? Those blasted birds STILL using your car as a toilet? My dog almost caught one yesterday and I pulled hard on his leash just in time. Imagine the mess I'd have to clean from my carpet if he did catch one! Yuck! Keep me up to date. Have you ever caught a bird? Do you eat chicken? Do you watch chickens? Are they interesting? I'm just intrigued by this "bird watching" thing. I just don't get it. Boring! I'd rather watch people! Especially when they aren't wearing clothing. Now, that's intriguing!
Posted by Jai Narayan on March 26, 2004, at 9:08:01
In reply to Re: I must be brutally facetious » Jai Narayan, posted by Karen_kay on March 25, 2004, at 18:29:04
> But I must warn you about kid. I believe he's about a hundred years old. He told me so himself.
* I must warn you, I am about 100 years old.
> About Bob, are you still after him?
*because I am about 100years old dear Dr. Bob is too young for me.....oh woe is me.
I am old in body but so young in spirit.
> I'm cheering you on girl...
*thanks!
> People watching....Especially when they aren't wearing clothing. Now, that's intriguing!
*Did you know birds are not clothed?
Yes they are naked!
Now that's not the only reason I like watching them but it does add to the intrigue.
We have a bird feeder on our porch and right now a few Goldfinch's are calling out. The call sounds like a canary.
My wild canarys.
I have always loved birds. I love angles too. The winged things.....ya know.
Just to stop the wicked rumors, my car is not covered in bird poop.
Nor am I.
We are both squeeky clean.
And you?
Posted by tabitha on March 26, 2004, at 10:17:55
In reply to Okay this is too much brutality, posted by Jai Narayan on March 26, 2004, at 9:08:01
they're wearing lovely feather coats! have you ever seen a naked bird (other than a plucked chicken), it's a sorry sight.
only humans can be naked, or naked mole rats, or those hairless cats like Mr Bigglesworth (bigglestein? can't believe I've forgotten my austin powers trivia already. Dang brain cells)
Posted by Jai Narayan on March 26, 2004, at 20:07:59
In reply to Re: birds are NOT naked, posted by tabitha on March 26, 2004, at 10:17:55
When's the last time I have told you how special you are?!! What a wonderful response. thank you Tabitha...
You made me chortle.
XoXOxOXoXO
Posted by Karen_kay on March 27, 2004, at 20:39:29
In reply to Okay this is too much brutality, posted by Jai Narayan on March 26, 2004, at 9:08:01
Am I what, squeaky clean? I'm not sure what you meant by that question. Do I shower? Yes. Do I have a clean record? I'd rather not answer that one. Do I have a dirty mind? Hello, figure that one out yourself. But, just because you intepret what I say wrong doesn't mean that I intended it that way, now does it?
About those birds....
They walk funny. And they have scrawny legs. And big noses. And they eat worms. And they chew food and feed it to their babies (yeck!). And they hatch! And that's just not right. And their eyes are on the sides of their heads, so when they look at you, they have to keep turning their heads from side to side. I've decided that I DO NOT like birds at all. They are rather scary. AND they can fly! That's not right either. We can't fly on our own power, so they shouldn't be able to either. Why don't you watch dogs instead? Or mules? Why do people watch birds? It's weird! Weird, weird, WEIRD! Did I mention their eyes? That's scary Jai, just scary!
My friend used to have a parakeet with a cage that hung up in her kitchen and she used to hide under it and jump up to the side and scare the bird because it couldn't see her coming. I know, I know, IT'S SOOOO MEAN. But, BOY did I laugh! Oh, I laughed so hard I almost wet myself.
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