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Posted by lostsailor on March 7, 2003, at 7:53:28
In reply to Re: who knows how to pick up men?, posted by daizy on March 7, 2003, at 7:01:00
Tabitha,
next time you rent, do it near the end of his shift. (this might require research e.g. stalking...lol) but I think chances are very good that if you offer to save the movie until he gets over after work that might help. =:)
~tony
Posted by beardedlady on March 7, 2003, at 7:55:47
In reply to who knows how to pick up men?, posted by Tabitha on March 7, 2003, at 2:23:25
you've been running through my mind all night.
Posted by wendy b. on March 7, 2003, at 8:16:07
In reply to who knows how to pick up men?, posted by Tabitha on March 7, 2003, at 2:23:25
> I want some flirtation, fun, maybe even S-E-X. Shouldn't that be easy enough to find? I really want the cute video store clerk who's always extra nice to me, but how do I manage that? I can't just hit on him while he's checking out my rental.
Tabby,Of COURSE you can ask him out when he's checking out your rental! Just quickly invite him out for a cup of coffee when his shift is over - people do this all the time (so I'm told...... I have no personal experience, mind you, heh heh)
Go for it baby, make him perspire a little...
(pushing her out onto stage left)
Wendy
Posted by wharfrat on March 7, 2003, at 9:52:01
In reply to who knows how to pick up men?, posted by Tabitha on March 7, 2003, at 2:23:25
Just pick up 9-1/2 weeks or some other suggestive movie and wink at him when you're checking out.
Posted by dreamerz on March 7, 2003, at 12:26:50
In reply to Lift with your legs, not your back. (nm) » Tabitha, posted by beardedlady on March 7, 2003, at 6:32:28
Posted by dreamerz on March 7, 2003, at 12:28:53
In reply to Re: who knows how to pick up men?, posted by lostsailor on March 7, 2003, at 7:53:28
> next time you rent, do it near the end of his shift.
>
HA... I read it as shaft..naughty naughty
Posted by lostsailor on March 7, 2003, at 12:37:33
In reply to Re: who knows how to pick up men? » lostsailor, posted by dreamerz on March 7, 2003, at 12:28:53
Posted by syringachalet on March 7, 2003, at 13:03:55
In reply to who knows how to pick up men?, posted by Tabitha on March 7, 2003, at 2:23:25
Tabby, I think youre such a hoot!!!
When I was into the dating thing a zillion years ago when I was single and BC(before children) my Mother always said that...
...desperate girls go to bars
...smart girls go to the library
...jock girls go to the gym
...nice girls go to church
Take your choice. I had some luck with them all.
As for just a"quickie', the bar or the gym might be easier than the church.
That way noone would know what you were going to Confession for.
LOLsyringachalet
Posted by Tabitha on March 7, 2003, at 15:15:14
In reply to Re: who knows how to pick up men?, posted by syringachalet on March 7, 2003, at 13:03:55
I like the cheesy pick-up line idea.
I already thought of the stalking approach (picture me hanging out in the parking lot of blockbuster til closing time, oh, that's a very bad image).
I'm sure if I tried the winking he'd offer me a tissue to deal with that speck I must have in my eye.
Posted by shar on March 7, 2003, at 23:53:49
In reply to Lift with your legs, not your back. (nm) » Tabitha, posted by beardedlady on March 7, 2003, at 6:32:28
hahahahahahahaha
That was hilarious!!!
Shar
Posted by noa on March 8, 2003, at 11:31:59
In reply to Lift with your legs, not your back. (nm) » Tabitha, posted by beardedlady on March 7, 2003, at 6:32:28
Posted by syringachalet on March 8, 2003, at 13:06:32
In reply to who knows how to pick up men?, posted by Tabitha on March 7, 2003, at 2:23:25
You know, Tabby...
that last phrase you typed keeps haunting me.....
..i cant just hit on him whiles hes"checking out my rental"...
just what EXACTLY are you renting to or from this delightful young man???
((talk about taking a sentence out of context...))
just for LOL
syringachalet
Posted by ShelliR on March 12, 2003, at 10:56:59
In reply to Re: Lift with your legs, not your back. » beardedlady, posted by shar on March 7, 2003, at 23:53:49
Posted by beardedlady on March 12, 2003, at 12:00:52
In reply to Re: Lift with your legs, not your back. » beardedlady, posted by shar on March 7, 2003, at 23:53:49
Posted by syringachalet on March 12, 2003, at 12:47:15
In reply to I guess it was funnier when you said it! : ) (nm) » shar, posted by beardedlady on March 12, 2003, at 12:00:52
In the famous words of one of my favorite PBS shows, "The Red Green Show"....
..if women cant find you handsome, they should better find you handy!.... LOL
I guess thats right up on the list of old sayings that 'children should be useful as well as ornamental'...
syringachalet
Posted by ShelliR on March 12, 2003, at 16:28:51
In reply to I guess it was funnier when you said it! : ) (nm) » shar, posted by beardedlady on March 12, 2003, at 12:00:52
sorry beardy.
I missed your post! Okay, that *was* really funny.
and *you* get the funny star.Shelli
Posted by beardedlady on March 12, 2003, at 19:00:35
In reply to Re: I guess it was funnier when you said it! : ) » beardedlady, posted by ShelliR on March 12, 2003, at 16:28:51
Shar really is funnier than I am. And it seems that I am the first to respond to posts (DSL), so everyone always misses my jokey ones until later.
Thanks for the star, though. I'll stick it to my Weight Watchers bookmark with the other stars I get for having a good attitude in spite of never losing weight! : )>
Posted by shar on March 14, 2003, at 21:20:35
In reply to No, that's okay! » ShelliR, posted by beardedlady on March 12, 2003, at 19:00:35
> Shar really is funnier than I am.
.......don't think that's true!
>And it seems that I am the first to respond to posts (DSL), so everyone always misses my jokey ones until later.
.......I think this is true, because it happens to me sometimes, too. I've also noticed that I think I'm a thread killer because I have a lot of last posts in threads.
> Thanks for the star, though.
.......even tho' it means Shar has to go starless, now...but, oh, no, don't worry about me! I'll be just fine....where's that Risperdal...?
>with the other stars I get for having a good attitude in spite of never losing weight! : )>
.......That's funny, too! hardy, har, har
Shar har har
>
>
Posted by bozeman on March 14, 2003, at 21:54:05
In reply to now I'm starless... » beardedlady, posted by shar on March 14, 2003, at 21:20:35
For not killing this thread!!!
:-D
bozeman
Posted by beardedlady on March 15, 2003, at 8:36:19
In reply to now I'm starless... » beardedlady, posted by shar on March 14, 2003, at 21:20:35
> .......I think this is true, because it happens to me sometimes, too. I've also noticed that I think I'm a thread killer because I have a lot of last posts in threads.
I thought it was just me.
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Posted by shar on March 15, 2003, at 22:02:17
In reply to Star for Shar » shar, posted by bozeman on March 14, 2003, at 21:54:05
hahaha, I've been thinking since you posted I'd like to say thank you, but ... then I might have the last post in the thread!!
What a dilemma!
8-D
Shar
Posted by bozeman on March 16, 2003, at 2:02:49
In reply to Re: Star for Shar » bozeman, posted by shar on March 15, 2003, at 22:02:17
Posted by noa on March 17, 2003, at 16:29:58
In reply to thread killer » shar, posted by beardedlady on March 15, 2003, at 8:36:19
See, and I think I'm a thread-killer. Is this like eating the last piece of cake or something?
Posted by shar on March 19, 2003, at 22:10:05
In reply to Re: thread killer, posted by noa on March 17, 2003, at 16:29:58
Now I'M the thread-killer again.....
8-)
Shar
Posted by noa on March 20, 2003, at 16:31:00
In reply to I'm sacrificing myself for your mental health » noa, posted by shar on March 19, 2003, at 22:10:05
If we keep this going, at some point, people will have to come to the conclusion that we are related by blood!
(or at least by marriage)
This is the end of the thread.
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