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Posted by IsoM on November 29, 2002, at 13:09:26
SIGNS YOUR CAT HAS A PERSONALITY DISORDER
1. Couldn't muster up sufficient disdain if all nine lives depended on it!
2. You've repeatedly found him in the closed garage, hunched over the wheel of your running Buick.
3. Sits for hours in fascination while listening to Bob Dole.
4. Teeth and claw marks all over your now-empty bottles of Prozac.
5. No longer licks paws clean, but washes them at the sink again and again and again....
6. Continually scratches on the door to get in.... the OVEN door.
7. Doesn't get Garfield, but laughs like hell at Marmaduke.
8. Rides in your car with its head out the window.
9. She's a dues-paid, card-carrying member of the Reform Party.
10. You realize one day that the urine stains on the carpet actually form the letters N-E-E-D T-H-E-R-A-P-Y.
11. Has built a shrine to Andrew Lloyd Webber entirely out of empty "9 Lives" cans.
12. Spends all day in litterbox separating the green chlorophyll granules from the plain white ones.
13. After years of NPR, Tabby is suddenly a Ditto-Puss.
14. Sullen and overweight, your sunglasses-wearing cat shoots the TV with a .45 Magnum when it sees cartoon depictions of stupid or lazy felines.
15. Your stereo is missing, and in the corner you find a pawn ticket and 2 kilos of catnip.
Posted by Tabitha on November 29, 2002, at 23:56:09
In reply to More silly cat humour-personality disorder in cats, posted by IsoM on November 29, 2002, at 13:09:26
My therapist said that my cat has entitlement issues. Really she said this, no joke.
Posted by IsoM on November 29, 2002, at 23:59:12
In reply to Re: More silly cat humour-personality disorder in cats, posted by Tabitha on November 29, 2002, at 23:56:09
Umm, entitlement issues? What did she mean? I'm really curious.
She sounds a little weird. Maybe she's not a big fan of cats. I wouldn't trust anyone who didn't like cats, at least a little.
Posted by Tabitha on November 30, 2002, at 1:25:56
In reply to Re: More silly cat humour-personality disorder in cats » Tabitha, posted by IsoM on November 29, 2002, at 23:59:12
Well she was joking a little about the entitlement issues. It was about how the cat gets very demanding if you give her anything. The strategy backfires though. I don't want to give her any special treatment, to avoid the stepped-up demands.
Posted by Willow on November 30, 2002, at 23:01:24
In reply to Re: More silly cat humour-personality disorder in cats » IsoM, posted by Tabitha on November 30, 2002, at 1:25:56
Some cats are more social than others. The poor social ones that are stereotyped as standoffish. My cat has always been very social, but now in his older age a younger dog added to the family and our vicious rabbit (which is learning manners) don't provide the proper social entertainment for this geriatric kitty. So what's he do? Spend more time meowing with us two-legged friends.
Iso thanks for the laugh, didn't know the reform party still existed!
Whistling Willow
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