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Posted by IsoM on September 25, 2002, at 15:13:21
Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped. He'd spent months studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp. The population, despite all efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate.
Finally, Finn went to the chemistry department at his college to see if anyone there might be able to help. Tom Trom looked into the problem, and came up with a solution. The little frogs had succumbed to a chemical change in the swamp's water, and simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce. Tom brewed up a new adhesive, made from a dash of this, a zoss of that, and most critically, one part sodium.
"You mean?.... " Jim said when told.
"Yes," said Tom, "They needed mono-sodium glue to mate."--------------------
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."
The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?""No," said the psychic, "Next semester in her biology class."
Posted by madison88 on September 25, 2002, at 21:13:29
In reply to More Jokes Dat Croaks, posted by IsoM on September 25, 2002, at 15:13:21
The frog wanted to be as big as the elephant and burst. -Chinese
The frog does not jump in the daytime without reason. -Nigerian
The frog does not drink up the pond in which he lives. -Native American
Analyzing a frog is like dissecting humor. Nobody enjoys it and the frog dies of it. -EB White
When an elephant is in trouble even a frog will kick him. -Hindu
Posted by NikkiT2 on September 26, 2002, at 6:24:18
In reply to Re: Frog Proverbs, posted by madison88 on September 25, 2002, at 21:13:29
Want to get a frog to add to the lizard collection now!!!!
Nikki xxx
Posted by Mashogr8 on September 30, 2002, at 15:18:15
In reply to More Jokes Dat Croaks, posted by IsoM on September 25, 2002, at 15:13:21
There's this scientist who was trying to find an original hypothesis with which he could complete his dissertation. His area of interest was the frog. After watching the frog he had selected for his project for several days, noting his habits eating, junping and sleeping, he felt he had determined an ideal experiment. The scientist would keep track of how far the frog could jump. So he tracked the frog for two weeks commanding the frog to "Jump frog, jump" noting the results in his notebook. Then the scientist wondered "How far would a three legged frog jump?" He severed a leg, and ordered the frog to "Jump frog, jump" and noted that the frog definitely did not have the same distance as he had had with four legs. "Hmmm," he said. "wonder what would happen if I cut off another leg?" So he did and again he observed that whenever he ordered the frog to jump, once again, it never jumped as far as it previously had jumped. So, of course, he needed to know what would happen if he cut another leg off, leaving the frog with only one leg. "Jump, frog, jump." The frog was still able to jump but the scientist was beginning to detect a pattern. Again, the distance was shorter than one the frog had two legs. "This is interesting," the scientist thought to himself. "I do have one more question, though. How far could that frog jump if he had no legs?" The scientist followed through and amputated the last leg. "Jump, frog, jump" Nothing happened. "JUmp frog, jump" Again, nothing happened. The scientist tried one more time, yelling as loud as he could."Jump frog, jump. Jump frog jump." The frog just sat there not moving. One more time, "Jump frog, jump." Again no jump. Alas, the scientist picked up his clipboard and noted "Frog with no legs goes deaf!!"
That took me so long to type, I hope I didn't leave anything out.
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