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Posted by Ted on July 15, 2002, at 16:41:37
In reply to Re: ....mango's are the sexiest fruit .... » Dinah, posted by ctrlaltndel on July 13, 2002, at 20:09:37
Golly! I just peeled them and cut off chunks with a knife then sucked on the seed. I guess I need a whole new approach.
BTW: Filipino mangos are more sensual than either Haden or Alphonso mangos. :-)
Ted
> > What is it about the mango that makes it so sexy?
>
> Undressing it's skin revealing it's juicy slippery flesh , so difficult to hold as it wriggles about..taste is sweet with just a hint of bitterness..then it teases holding back the flesh on it's stone , biting delicately , breathless for that final taste it falls on the floor rolls over and sleeps..and you're left with lots of sticky sweet juice all over your body..
> Well you asked :)
Posted by ctrlaltndel on July 15, 2002, at 16:49:36
In reply to Re: ....mango's are the sexiest fruit ...., posted by Ted on July 15, 2002, at 16:41:37
Posted by Gabbi on July 15, 2002, at 17:28:43
In reply to Re: ....mango's are the sexiest fruit ...., posted by Ted on July 15, 2002, at 16:41:37
Posted by Ted on July 15, 2002, at 17:48:08
In reply to And yet freely you admit to such..sacrilage (nm) » Ted, posted by Gabbi on July 15, 2002, at 17:28:43
Sadly, I do.
The last time I looked at something so firm, yet soft, and round, yet shapely, and thought about unpeeling it to taste its sweet nectar....
... my wife smacked me.
Ted
Posted by Gabbi on July 15, 2002, at 18:03:15
In reply to Re: And yet freely you admit to such..sacrilage » Gabbi, posted by Ted on July 15, 2002, at 17:48:08
Grievously, Shamefully, rolling myself in ashes (while typing) I resort to. L.O.L That was fabulous. Thanks for the laugh
Posted by beardedlady on July 15, 2002, at 18:21:42
In reply to TO STAY ON TOPIC I'VE STUCK MANGO(E)'S IN HERE, posted by Gabbi on July 15, 2002, at 14:12:57
Plurals have no apostrophe, no matter what.
Yours in grammar,
beardy
Posted by bookgurl99 on July 15, 2002, at 19:03:20
In reply to TO STAY ON TOPIC I'VE STUCK MANGO(E)'S IN HERE, posted by Gabbi on July 15, 2002, at 14:12:57
Posted by Gabbi on July 15, 2002, at 19:39:51
In reply to yes, but no license on that apostrophe. » Gabbi, posted by beardedlady on July 15, 2002, at 18:21:42
My Dearest "Beardy"
(I do hope you will pardon my presumptious
familiarity in your title)
My studies in both semiotics and linguistics have proven to me that language, including grammatical correctness is, almost organic in nature by the way it evolves. In some cases it is as mutable or if you will, whimsical as the designated "propriety" or "impropriety' in clothing fashion.For instance the words shit and fuck which are largely considered at the very least rude. And yet they were originally considered quite proper Anglo-Saxon language. The Romans decided that anything associated with Anglo-Saxons was so disgusting that even the language became itself reprobative.
Similarly the word spinster which is an equivelent to the somewhat denigrating "old maid" originally was to refer to a woman who did not need to marry, as she had her own living, which she earned by spinning.
So, to you I say.
What theee hell r u gitten yer knickers in a twist for,with all this grammer schoolin stuff, if ah jes wate long enuff my apostrofee will be kinsidered fine n proper. Smatter o fact it could be okee bah sundown. So youu jes mahnd her own beezwax wudja.
Affectionately,
Yers in jestin
Gabbi
Posted by Dinah on July 15, 2002, at 19:51:45
In reply to ....mango's are the sexiest fruit ....(nm), posted by ctrlaltndel on July 13, 2002, at 19:48:33
But how do I choose a good mango? I've never done it before.
Posted by Gabbi on July 15, 2002, at 19:54:43
In reply to Emboldened by Tabitha, Gabbi opens her yap » beardedlady, posted by Gabbi on July 15, 2002, at 19:39:51
Posted by SandraDee on July 15, 2002, at 22:12:52
In reply to Re:Emboldened. thet thar messuge is 2u2 bookgurly (nm), posted by Gabbi on July 15, 2002, at 19:54:43
Posted by Gabbi on July 15, 2002, at 22:26:28
In reply to Ok, I know I'm asking for it here....., posted by Dinah on July 15, 2002, at 19:51:45
Its a wild and crazy day on the message board!
This is really a job for Tabitha, I just sound so..clinical
Okay, no green, or very little green, some people like them very very soft, I like them like a just ripe avocado. Now there is the organic ones are amazing...heavenly, and I paid 6.99 for one. It was a cashier surprise, and I won't do it again but I will never ever forget it.Don't eat the skin. Seems obvious now, but its a thin skin. I did it in front of a bunch of sophisticated artsy, boho musicians once, and they all chuckled, and said it was like watching someone eat a bananna with the peel on.
Very, perfumy slippery, and if sliced it looks just like ... well. You'll see, the Japanese translation for the name is "sex fruit" and I believe they are referring to the female sex.
Then again in reverse Coca Cola when translated into Japanese ended up being "bite the wax tadpole" that is not an urban legend. However its apparently been changed into something more palatable sounding. Seems no one argued with the Sex fruit idea.
Whoa Don't ever ask me anything, if I had manic proclivities I would say I was getting manic, but as I lack that lable I think I'm getting downright selfish in my use of precious space.
A genuine apology for going on, and on.
Speaking of going on did I tell you about the time..A sincere apology though
Posted by Dinah on July 15, 2002, at 22:33:39
In reply to re; choosing a Mango Dinah you did ask a mouthful! » Dinah, posted by Gabbi on July 15, 2002, at 22:26:28
No apology necessary, sincere or otherwise. :)
I am unabashedly hypomanic right now, and I am enjoying this thread immensely. And you all are tickling my funnybone with your posts. A very good use of space indeed.
Psycho-Social Babble has been a joy to be around lately.
Thank you and everyone.
Posted by Gabbi on July 15, 2002, at 23:03:27
In reply to Re: re; choosing a Mango Dinah you did ask a mouthful! » Gabbi, posted by Dinah on July 15, 2002, at 22:33:39
my dear you shouldn't encourage me. I'm expecting a stern reprimand at any moment.
Uh-oh its happening again, can I blame my meds?Someone was in the bed with Dinah..
Those monsters that we all know-ow ow
But tonight I'm gonna tell those monsters
just where I think they can go o o o o
I'm gonna send them to beardy,
She's the one who can be a-feardy
I'm gonna send them to Beardy
Cause she corrected my ApostropheTo whomever may read this and wish I would just go away,Please do excuse
I'm making up for the miserable homeless time I will have next month...Wahhhhhoh but I did get help.
I called Social Services and HOUSING,
and they said, yes housing is an unfortunate issue right now I'm very sorry.
And the YMCA( C stands for Christian)
When sent a copy of my well documented plight said
"Sorry, in another season we have reduced rates and lower them further for emergencies ,however, at this time we cater to tourists and unfortunately are unable to accomodate you. tra la la
Posted by Gabbi on July 15, 2002, at 23:14:21
In reply to LOL bearded i love it! (nm) » Gabbi, posted by bookgurl99 on July 15, 2002, at 19:03:20
If you were referring to my poem, wha thanky m'am
If you were referring to her correcting my grievous error, Well as I said My response to her goes double for you.Do I need to say I'm just kidding. I hope not.
Posted by tabitha on July 16, 2002, at 1:25:56
In reply to re; choosing a Mango Dinah you did ask a mouthful! » Dinah, posted by Gabbi on July 15, 2002, at 22:26:28
> Its a wild and crazy day on the message board!
> This is really a job for Tabitha, I just sound so..clinicalI think ya got me confused with the Mistress of Suggestive Fruit Metaphors (and Queen of ASCII Art), that thar CtrlAltnDel girly.
An you jes keep on bombarden Miss Beardedlady with them misspellins and stuff that donut quite rime rite. Someday she'll run out of ink in her black marker and the wurld will be safe fer illeterite's once again! (Uh, oh, I think she's lookin our way! We're gonna get detention fer sure!)
-tabitha
Posted by Gabbi on July 16, 2002, at 1:48:28
In reply to Re: re; choosing a Mango Dinah you did ask a mouthful! » Gabbi, posted by tabitha on July 16, 2002, at 1:25:56
What a wuss you are miss Tabby... Meet me in the can for a butt after class...unless yer a big chicken.
As per your previous comment I do not believe I had you confused with anyone, I genuinely do enjoy the way your words trip off the...computer?Well that didn't sound quite right, but the compliment was sincere.
Gabbi
Posted by Dinah on July 16, 2002, at 2:17:20
In reply to Re: re; choosing a Mango Dinah you did ask a mouthful! » Gabbi, posted by tabitha on July 16, 2002, at 1:25:56
Folds and unfolds her hands, looks down demurely, (sneaking peeks at Miss Beardedlady, ma'am).
I'll bet it would never occur to you that I was known as Miss Goody-Two-Shoes throughout elementary school. (They smoke in the bathroom?!!! Odd, no one ever told me that. Imagine!)
Posted by Dinah on July 16, 2002, at 2:28:20
In reply to I am enjoying this thread too, however.... » Dinah, posted by Gabbi on July 15, 2002, at 23:03:27
I am so sorry to hear of your and dreamer's problems with living arrangements. What a charitable message from the YMCA! I didn't know C stood for Christian. I'm sure He is delighted with their mission to help the tourists.
I have always been so fortunate in my life (so far anyway, never pays to take these things for granted).
But don't I remember that you are living with the curtain opening morning loving father? Is that to change soon?
Posted by Gabbi on July 16, 2002, at 2:42:17
In reply to Dinah, never bold, shifts uneasily in her chair., posted by Dinah on July 16, 2002, at 2:17:20
You know what, I was too. I was considered really really square. And the girls who smoked in the bathroom scared me. Honest.
Posted by tabitha on July 16, 2002, at 2:43:25
In reply to Dinah, never bold, shifts uneasily in her chair., posted by Dinah on July 16, 2002, at 2:17:20
So thrilled not to be the only nite owl. Then again, for all I know it's 8AM where you're at...
Posted by Dinah on July 16, 2002, at 2:46:23
In reply to (hey Dinah, I see you there, posting at this hour), posted by tabitha on July 16, 2002, at 2:43:25
No such luck. And frustrated, helpless feeling husband wanting me to face the monsters from bed. He doesn't realize you have to DO something to shake their claws.
Posted by tabitha on July 16, 2002, at 2:54:36
In reply to Re: (hey Dinah, I see you there, posting at this hour), posted by Dinah on July 16, 2002, at 2:46:23
maybe we can use the chat thingy some night? one nite owl to another. for now I'm gonna try to sleep... zzzz...
Posted by Gabbi on July 16, 2002, at 2:57:03
In reply to Re: I am enjoying this thread too, however.... » Gabbi, posted by Dinah on July 16, 2002, at 2:28:20
>I'm sure he would be pleased with their mission to help the tourists
Its late, so I may be wrong, but wasn't such a thing mentioned in Bible. I think it was "the meek shall inherit the earth, because the wealthy will be in all the places with ceilings"
Excuse my loose translation but I think it is in there
Posted by Dinah on July 16, 2002, at 3:06:42
In reply to Re: I am enjoying this thread too, however.... » Dinah, posted by Gabbi on July 16, 2002, at 2:57:03
LOL, Gabbi. I'm going to write that one down. But we had better watch it or we'll be redirected to PB Faith.
So let's add some social. The klonopin has kicked in, so I'll make hubby happy and head off to bed. If you and Tabitha register at Yahoo (PB Open) I think it would be fun to have a night owls chat. (Although I would rather recover from the insomnia - don't mean to be rude there, but...)
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