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Posted by Gracie2 on March 13, 2002, at 8:50:09
Female seeking position for any kind of work.*On good days, will:
-Sharpen all your pencils and pens
-Clean out your desk drawers and between your computer keys
-Alphabetize your books
-Make cappaccinos
-Water and prune plants
-Fill jars with jelly beans
*On bad days, will:
-Refer to clients as "Bub" and "Whiney-ass"
-Tell you to make your own damn coffee
-Pop all bubble-wrap that enters office
-Will lean out of window to whistle at men
-Will be available from 2:00pm to 3:00pm, with a half-hour smoke break.You know where to contact me.
-Gracie
Posted by beardedlady on March 13, 2002, at 9:18:31
In reply to Position wanted, posted by Gracie2 on March 13, 2002, at 8:50:09
I'd love to hire you, but it seems as if you are only qualified to do MY job.
beardy : )>
Posted by Fi on March 16, 2002, at 12:45:53
In reply to Position wanted, posted by Gracie2 on March 13, 2002, at 8:50:09
The night I was upset, I read this and it made me laugh! So I was particularly grateful-perfect timing. I meant to reply then but didnt get act together and lost the message.
Fi
Posted by Gracie2 on March 16, 2002, at 14:23:25
In reply to Re: Position wanted; wonderful! » Gracie2, posted by Fi on March 16, 2002, at 12:45:53
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