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Posted by happyflower on October 6, 2005, at 9:36:34
A couple of session ago we were talking about being scared of insects and such, and I told him about what I think of spiders.
Well I was trying to tell why they freak me out. I told him about the fact that the average person swallows about 10 spiders while they are sleeping. I was saying how spiders are attracted to the sweet smell of your breath and they climb into your mouth and then can't get out! LOL Well while I said the thing about sweet breath, my T burst out and said, Well not my smelly breath lately.
I couldn't believe he said that, in fact I think he was a little shocked he even said that, probably after seeing my reaction when he said that. It was kinda funny but I am thinking why do I need to know this? Should I offer him some breath mint on my next session? LOL
Posted by greyskyeyes on October 6, 2005, at 11:24:56
In reply to funny weird thing my T said, posted by happyflower on October 6, 2005, at 9:36:34
>>>my T burst out and said, Well not my smelly breath lately.
BWA HA HA HA HA!! That's too funny. My T would *never* say something like that.
>>>Should I offer him some breath mint on my next session? LOL
Do that... just casually pop out your Breathsavers (or Tic-Tacs, or whatever), offer him one, and see if he catches on.
~ grey
Posted by JenStar on October 6, 2005, at 11:29:48
In reply to Re: funny weird thing my T said, posted by greyskyeyes on October 6, 2005, at 11:24:56
Yes, that would be so funny! You could get one of those cheap fake plastic spider rings (all over now that Halloween is coming!), wrap it around a tube of mints, and say casually, "Thought this might help with your, ah, PROBLEM." hahahaha!
Of course, it's so easy to talk about making jokes with other people's doctors. I can't say for sure if I would really do this, if it were me!
But it's fun to think about it. :)
JenStar
Posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 12:04:33
In reply to funny weird thing my T said, posted by happyflower on October 6, 2005, at 9:36:34
> A couple of session ago we were talking about being scared of insects and such, and I told him about what I think of spiders.
> Well I was trying to tell why they freak me out. I told him about the fact that the average person swallows about 10 spiders while they are sleeping. I was saying how spiders are attracted to the sweet smell of your breath and they climb into your mouth and then can't get out! LOL Well while I said the thing about sweet breath, my T burst out and said, Well not my smelly breath lately.
> I couldn't believe he said that, in fact I think he was a little shocked he even said that, probably after seeing my reaction when he said that. It was kinda funny but I am thinking why do I need to know this? Should I offer him some breath mint on my next session? LOLI read this first thing in the morning. what a great way to start the day!!!
I got another one. When we were walking my T. had a runny nose and I guess no kleenex (I didn't have any either)so she shot snot!!! I was SO impressed. I think it was a pivotal bonding moment for me, cuz its just what I would do! HA! (actually I just might have had some T.P. in my bag, but the snot thing was so bonding for me I didn't wanto offer it and she didn't ask). So she shot and we bonded!
Tee Hee.
Muffled
Posted by greyskyeyes on October 6, 2005, at 12:30:34
In reply to Tears! » happyflower, posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 12:04:33
I hope I don't snort salad. My co-workers probably think I'm completely insane...
Posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 12:49:16
In reply to OMG I am choking on my lunch!! » muffled, posted by greyskyeyes on October 6, 2005, at 12:30:34
> I hope I don't snort salad. My co-workers probably think I'm completely insane...
Welcome to the club! Its OK if you snort salad cuz you can always shoot it out and be the envy of all your co-workers. It takes a special kind of a person to shoot SALAD!
Posted by rainbowbrite on October 6, 2005, at 14:30:08
In reply to funny weird thing my T said, posted by happyflower on October 6, 2005, at 9:36:34
lmao yes, way too much info!!
Posted by greyskyeyes on October 6, 2005, at 14:55:10
In reply to Re: OMG I am choking on my lunch!!, posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 12:49:16
>>> Welcome to the club! Its OK if you snort salad cuz you can always shoot it out and be the envy of all your co-workers. It takes a special kind of a person to shoot SALAD!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
(my co-workers must *really* be starting to wonder about me... one of our databases is down and yet I'm giggling hysterically)
Posted by happyflower on October 6, 2005, at 16:02:32
In reply to You crack me up!!! :D » muffled, posted by greyskyeyes on October 6, 2005, at 14:55:10
Wow, this topic has gone on to a life of its own! LOL I can think of better ways to bond then blowing snot! LOL Oh, my, how funny!
Posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 16:07:52
In reply to Re: You crack me up!!! :D, posted by happyflower on October 6, 2005, at 16:02:32
> Wow, this topic has gone on to a life of its own! LOL I can think of better ways to bond then blowing snot! LOL Oh, my, how funny!
Honeypie, its not BLOWING snot, its SHOOTING snot. There's a very BIG differnce between blowing and shooting. ANYone can blow snot, but only SPECIAL people can SHOOT snot!!
Posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 16:18:11
In reply to Happyflower » happyflower, posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 16:07:52
Posted by Tamar on October 6, 2005, at 17:23:05
In reply to Happyflower » happyflower, posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 16:07:52
I laughed my *ss off reading this thread. Like 10derheart suggested, my *ss is now so much smaller (I wish!).
I play contact sport and most of my team-mates can shoot snot. I can't... it just gets embarrassing. Is there a technique we can learn?
Muffled, your T is way cool!
Happyflower, are you sure you still want to kiss him???
Posted by gardenergirl on October 6, 2005, at 17:53:25
In reply to Re: OMG I am choking on my lunch!!, posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 12:49:16
> > I hope I don't snort salad. My co-workers probably think I'm completely insane...
>
> Welcome to the club! Its OK if you snort salad cuz you can always shoot it out and be the envy of all your co-workers. It takes a special kind of a person to shoot SALAD!Doesn't anyone remember the Ronco (I think) Salad Shooter????
How much would you pay for it now????
gg
Posted by gardenergirl on October 6, 2005, at 17:57:33
In reply to funny weird thing my T said, posted by happyflower on October 6, 2005, at 9:36:34
Okay, mine is SO not as funny as spiders or snot rockets, but still...
Today he was making a point, and he said something like (He didn't mean it, he was picking up on what I was saying)..
You're not smart enough
You're not good enough....and then I must have had tiny smile, because we both started laughing, and he finished "And gosh darn it! People don't like you!"
It was a welcome light moment in today's session.
But nothing like snot or spiders.
:)
gg
Posted by happyflower on October 6, 2005, at 17:57:43
In reply to Happyflower » happyflower, posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 16:07:52
Posted by happyflower on October 6, 2005, at 17:58:51
In reply to you guys are too funny!, posted by Tamar on October 6, 2005, at 17:23:05
>> Happyflower, are you sure you still want to kiss him???
>
UMMMMM.... I will take the 5th. LOL
Posted by happyflower on October 6, 2005, at 18:02:50
In reply to Re: funny weird thing my T said, posted by gardenergirl on October 6, 2005, at 17:57:33
I love that! LOL So aren't you smart enough, good enough? But if you aren't thats okay because we still like you ! LOL ;)
Posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 21:42:43
In reply to you guys are too funny!, posted by Tamar on October 6, 2005, at 17:23:05
> I laughed my *ss off reading this thread. Like 10derheart suggested, my *ss is now so much smaller (I wish!).
>
> I play contact sport and most of my team-mates can shoot snot. I can't... it just gets embarrassing. Is there a technique we can learn?
>
> Muffled, your T is way cool!
>
> Happyflower, are you sure you still want to kiss him???
>
>
Thanks for saying my T. is cool. Its nice to hear. obviously we have some similarities anyhow! To be honest I don't shoot well. I only get off a good shot maybe 50% of them time, so I don't shoot alot.LOL!!!!!!Mostly I'm just a good ole loogie hawker. Mebbe I'll get some pointers from my T.!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Muffled.
Posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 21:45:52
In reply to But wait! There's more!, posted by gardenergirl on October 6, 2005, at 17:53:25
> > > I hope I don't snort salad. My co-workers probably think I'm completely insane...
> >
> > Welcome to the club! Its OK if you snort salad cuz you can always shoot it out and be the envy of all your co-workers. It takes a special kind of a person to shoot SALAD!
>
> Doesn't anyone remember the Ronco (I think) Salad Shooter????
>
> How much would you pay for it now????
>
> gg
>
>
I never heard of that, but I'm about ready to die laughing reading this thread!!!!Why would you want to shoot salad??????LOLOLOL!!!
Posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 21:49:12
In reply to Re: funny weird thing my T said, posted by gardenergirl on October 6, 2005, at 17:57:33
Posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 21:50:48
In reply to Re: funny weird thing my T said, posted by gardenergirl on October 6, 2005, at 17:57:33
> Okay, mine is SO not as funny as spiders or snot rockets, but still...
>
> Today he was making a point, and he said something like (He didn't mean it, he was picking up on what I was saying)..
>
> You're not smart enough
> You're not good enough....
>
> and then I must have had tiny smile, because we both started laughing, and he finished "And gosh darn it! People don't like you!"
>
> It was a welcome light moment in today's session.
>
> But nothing like snot or spiders.
>
> :)
>
> ggKinda nice when you can share a laugh like that isn't it. :)
Posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 21:56:21
In reply to You crack me up!!! :D » muffled, posted by greyskyeyes on October 6, 2005, at 14:55:10
> >>> Welcome to the club! Its OK if you snort salad cuz you can always shoot it out and be the envy of all your co-workers. It takes a special kind of a person to shoot SALAD!
>
> ROFLMAO!!!!!!
>
> (my co-workers must *really* be starting to wonder about me... one of our databases is down and yet I'm giggling hysterically)
>
>What does rolflmao mean. Also lmao?
Hope I didn't make your co-workers jealous of what fun you were having!
I like your sense of humour.
Muffled
Posted by gardenergirl on October 6, 2005, at 23:58:58
In reply to Ronco SALAD shooter!!LOLOLOLOL!!!!! » gardenergirl, posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 21:45:52
At least it is now.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0001D359O/drbobsvirte00-20
gg
Posted by happyflower on October 7, 2005, at 2:00:08
In reply to EWWWWW! yucky (nm) » muffled, posted by happyflower on October 6, 2005, at 17:57:43
I must stop reading this thread, I must, I must stop reading this thread. LOL
Posted by greyskyeyes on October 7, 2005, at 9:49:58
In reply to Re: You crack me up!!! :D » greyskyeyes, posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 21:56:21
> What does rolflmao mean. Also lmao?
ROFLMAO: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My *ss Off
LMAO: Laughing My *ss Off> I like your sense of humour.
Thanks! Ditto. :)
I will never look at salad the same way again.
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