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Posted by Poet on September 4, 2006, at 15:03:28
In reply to Re: About that umbrella... » Poet, posted by Racer on September 4, 2006, at 1:12:53
You keep away from me! Just because you're a big movie star, wild parties, swimming pools, you expect every girl to fall in a dead faint at your feet. Well, don't you touch me!
Posted by Racer on September 4, 2006, at 17:31:26
In reply to Changed My Mind » Racer, posted by Poet on September 4, 2006, at 15:03:28
If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'. Bless you all.
Posted by Poet on September 5, 2006, at 8:48:59
In reply to Re: Changed My Mind » Poet, posted by Racer on September 4, 2006, at 17:31:26
Well haven't ya heard? She's irresistible. She told me so herself.
Posted by Racer on September 5, 2006, at 15:29:35
In reply to Gossip » Racer, posted by Poet on September 5, 2006, at 8:48:59
Gee, I'm glad you turned up, we've been looking inside every cake in town.
Posted by Poet on September 6, 2006, at 8:26:28
In reply to Re: Gossip » Poet, posted by Racer on September 5, 2006, at 15:29:35
Feed a cold, starve a fever. I was drunk last night, dear Mother, I was drunk the night before. But if you'll forgive me, Mother, I'll never get drunk anymore!
Posted by Racer on September 6, 2006, at 12:27:05
In reply to Re: Gossip » Racer, posted by Poet on September 6, 2006, at 8:26:28
I'm sure the ice cream would have melted if it weren't for your thoughtfulness.
Posted by Poet on September 7, 2006, at 8:23:16
In reply to Thank you » Poet, posted by Racer on September 6, 2006, at 12:27:05
Would you not agree that Mindy's cheesecake is the best cheesecake alive?
Posted by Racer on September 7, 2006, at 12:47:25
In reply to You're Welcome » Racer, posted by Poet on September 7, 2006, at 8:23:16
I just acquired five thousand fish.
Posted by Poet on September 8, 2006, at 8:32:00
In reply to I just want to tell you » Poet, posted by Racer on September 7, 2006, at 12:47:25
Five thousand? If it can be told, where did you take on this fine bundle of lettuce?
Posted by Racer on September 9, 2006, at 0:34:15
In reply to Tell Me More » Racer, posted by Poet on September 8, 2006, at 8:32:00
I have nothing to hide. I collected the reward on my father.
Posted by Poet on September 9, 2006, at 14:30:10
In reply to Sure » Poet, posted by Racer on September 9, 2006, at 0:34:15
Mother, very peculiar things have happened since I started to wear this suit. I can't seem to make these clothes do anything Father wouldn't do.
Posted by Racer on September 9, 2006, at 17:54:59
In reply to Re: Sure » Racer, posted by Poet on September 9, 2006, at 14:30:10
No person with inner dignity is ever embarrassed.
Posted by Poet on September 10, 2006, at 17:39:10
In reply to My dear » Poet, posted by Racer on September 9, 2006, at 17:54:59
This chap's taking licence in my view.
Posted by Racer on September 11, 2006, at 1:45:07
In reply to But » Racer, posted by Poet on September 10, 2006, at 17:39:10
Could be routine, or it might be downright damnable harassment.
Posted by Poet on September 11, 2006, at 9:50:27
In reply to Re: But » Poet, posted by Racer on September 11, 2006, at 1:45:07
I'm sorry, that is impossible.
Part of the new cruelty?
I'm afraid so.
Posted by Racer on September 11, 2006, at 12:23:55
In reply to Nope » Racer, posted by Poet on September 11, 2006, at 9:50:27
If confusion about your love life is ruining your day, I think it's good to go over to your best friend's house and ruin her day too.
Posted by Poet on September 12, 2006, at 9:46:04
In reply to Well... » Poet, posted by Racer on September 11, 2006, at 12:23:55
You know, I'm so glad I never got involved with you. I just would have ended up being some woman you had to get up out of bed and leave at 3:00 in the morning and go clean your andirons, and you don't even have a fireplace, not that I would know this.
Posted by Racer on September 12, 2006, at 10:25:19
In reply to Re: Well... » Racer, posted by Poet on September 12, 2006, at 9:46:04
You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy.
Posted by Poet on September 13, 2006, at 8:25:01
In reply to Re: Well... » Poet, posted by Racer on September 12, 2006, at 10:25:19
I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics.
Posted by Racer on September 13, 2006, at 10:22:49
In reply to I'm fairly certain » Racer, posted by Poet on September 13, 2006, at 8:25:01
I've heard a rant like this before
Posted by Poet on September 14, 2006, at 8:25:21
In reply to And I'm fairly certain » Poet, posted by Racer on September 13, 2006, at 10:22:49
I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.
Posted by Racer on September 14, 2006, at 14:02:36
In reply to Re: And I'm fairly certain » Racer, posted by Poet on September 14, 2006, at 8:25:21
Okay... You know, all I'm sayin' here, is one of us might need a little nap.
Posted by Poet on September 15, 2006, at 9:07:10
In reply to Look » Poet, posted by Racer on September 14, 2006, at 14:02:36
And I like the way you express yourself too, y'know, it's pithy yet degenerate. You get many dates?
Posted by Racer on September 15, 2006, at 11:52:40
In reply to Yes » Racer, posted by Poet on September 15, 2006, at 9:07:10
I feel like we're in a Noel Coward play. Someone should be making martinis.
Posted by Poet on September 16, 2006, at 10:52:46
In reply to Re: Yes » Poet, posted by Racer on September 15, 2006, at 11:52:40
The important thing is the rhythm. Always have rhythm in your shaking. Now a Manhattan you shake to fox-trot time, a Bronx to two-step time, a dry martini you always shake to waltz time.
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