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Posted by Poet on September 1, 2006, at 10:49:23
In reply to Feeling melancholy today » Poet, posted by Racer on August 31, 2006, at 14:42:10
You know, at one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... oh my, how the world still dearly loves a cage.
Posted by Racer on September 1, 2006, at 12:05:24
In reply to Re: Feeling melancholy today » Racer, posted by Poet on September 1, 2006, at 10:49:23
A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they are not dead, really. They're just backing away from life. *Reach* out. Take a *chance*. Get *hurt* even. But play as well as you can. Go team, go!
Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Posted by Poet on September 2, 2006, at 10:54:58
In reply to Still feeling melancholy » Poet, posted by Racer on September 1, 2006, at 12:05:24
Nope, it isn't Hell either. Actually, there is no Hell. Although I hear Los Angeles is getting pretty close.
Posted by Racer on September 2, 2006, at 16:48:32
In reply to Re: Still feeling melancholy » Racer, posted by Poet on September 2, 2006, at 10:54:58
When they ask me what I liked best, I'll tell them, it was you.
;-D
Posted by Poet on September 4, 2006, at 0:39:26
In reply to About that umbrella... » Poet, posted by Racer on September 2, 2006, at 16:48:32
All I know is, on the day your plane was to leave, if I had the power, I would turn the winds around, I would roll in the fog, I would bring in storms, I would change the polarity of the earth so compasses couldn't work, so your plane couldn't take off.
Posted by Racer on September 4, 2006, at 1:12:53
In reply to Re: About that umbrella... » Racer, posted by Poet on September 4, 2006, at 0:39:26
All I'm saying is that, when I'm around you, I find myself showing off, which is the idiot's version of being interesting.
Posted by Poet on September 4, 2006, at 15:03:28
In reply to Re: About that umbrella... » Poet, posted by Racer on September 4, 2006, at 1:12:53
You keep away from me! Just because you're a big movie star, wild parties, swimming pools, you expect every girl to fall in a dead faint at your feet. Well, don't you touch me!
Posted by Racer on September 4, 2006, at 17:31:26
In reply to Changed My Mind » Racer, posted by Poet on September 4, 2006, at 15:03:28
If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'. Bless you all.
Posted by Poet on September 5, 2006, at 8:48:59
In reply to Re: Changed My Mind » Poet, posted by Racer on September 4, 2006, at 17:31:26
Well haven't ya heard? She's irresistible. She told me so herself.
Posted by Racer on September 5, 2006, at 15:29:35
In reply to Gossip » Racer, posted by Poet on September 5, 2006, at 8:48:59
Gee, I'm glad you turned up, we've been looking inside every cake in town.
Posted by Poet on September 6, 2006, at 8:26:28
In reply to Re: Gossip » Poet, posted by Racer on September 5, 2006, at 15:29:35
Feed a cold, starve a fever. I was drunk last night, dear Mother, I was drunk the night before. But if you'll forgive me, Mother, I'll never get drunk anymore!
Posted by Racer on September 6, 2006, at 12:27:05
In reply to Re: Gossip » Racer, posted by Poet on September 6, 2006, at 8:26:28
I'm sure the ice cream would have melted if it weren't for your thoughtfulness.
Posted by Poet on September 7, 2006, at 8:23:16
In reply to Thank you » Poet, posted by Racer on September 6, 2006, at 12:27:05
Would you not agree that Mindy's cheesecake is the best cheesecake alive?
Posted by Racer on September 7, 2006, at 12:47:25
In reply to You're Welcome » Racer, posted by Poet on September 7, 2006, at 8:23:16
I just acquired five thousand fish.
Posted by Poet on September 8, 2006, at 8:32:00
In reply to I just want to tell you » Poet, posted by Racer on September 7, 2006, at 12:47:25
Five thousand? If it can be told, where did you take on this fine bundle of lettuce?
Posted by Racer on September 9, 2006, at 0:34:15
In reply to Tell Me More » Racer, posted by Poet on September 8, 2006, at 8:32:00
I have nothing to hide. I collected the reward on my father.
Posted by Poet on September 9, 2006, at 14:30:10
In reply to Sure » Poet, posted by Racer on September 9, 2006, at 0:34:15
Mother, very peculiar things have happened since I started to wear this suit. I can't seem to make these clothes do anything Father wouldn't do.
Posted by Racer on September 9, 2006, at 17:54:59
In reply to Re: Sure » Racer, posted by Poet on September 9, 2006, at 14:30:10
No person with inner dignity is ever embarrassed.
Posted by Poet on September 10, 2006, at 17:39:10
In reply to My dear » Poet, posted by Racer on September 9, 2006, at 17:54:59
This chap's taking licence in my view.
Posted by Racer on September 11, 2006, at 1:45:07
In reply to But » Racer, posted by Poet on September 10, 2006, at 17:39:10
Could be routine, or it might be downright damnable harassment.
Posted by Poet on September 11, 2006, at 9:50:27
In reply to Re: But » Poet, posted by Racer on September 11, 2006, at 1:45:07
I'm sorry, that is impossible.
Part of the new cruelty?
I'm afraid so.
Posted by Racer on September 11, 2006, at 12:23:55
In reply to Nope » Racer, posted by Poet on September 11, 2006, at 9:50:27
If confusion about your love life is ruining your day, I think it's good to go over to your best friend's house and ruin her day too.
Posted by Poet on September 12, 2006, at 9:46:04
In reply to Well... » Poet, posted by Racer on September 11, 2006, at 12:23:55
You know, I'm so glad I never got involved with you. I just would have ended up being some woman you had to get up out of bed and leave at 3:00 in the morning and go clean your andirons, and you don't even have a fireplace, not that I would know this.
Posted by Racer on September 12, 2006, at 10:25:19
In reply to Re: Well... » Racer, posted by Poet on September 12, 2006, at 9:46:04
You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy.
Posted by Poet on September 13, 2006, at 8:25:01
In reply to Re: Well... » Poet, posted by Racer on September 12, 2006, at 10:25:19
I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics.
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